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It took an hour to finish reading the handwritten newspaper on New Year's Day.

First, the origin of New Year's Day:

"Yuan" means beginning, and "Dan" means dawn. New Year's Day (New Year)

) is the first day of the year, also known as "new calendar year" and "solar calendar year". New Year's Day is also called "three yuan", that is, year yuan, month yuan and hour yuan. After the success of the Revolution of 1911, Sun Yat-sen designated the first day of the first lunar month as the Spring Festival and the solar calendar 1 day as the New Year. 1On September 27th, 949, the first plenary session of China People's Political Consultative Conference decided: "The people of China * * * and the country have adopted the calendar year method", and the New Year's Day (the first day of New Year's Day) was designated as a legal holiday in China. New Year's Day is also a legal holiday in many countries or regions in the world.

2. What are the ways to celebrate New Year's Day?

There is one way to celebrate the New Year:

It is known throughout China and the world that many countries regard New Year's Day as the number one holiday and have a holiday on New Year's Day. After the founding of New China, it was also stipulated that New Year's Day was a legal holiday.

There are two ways to celebrate the New Year:

Nowadays, it is common for groups to organize activities, such as New Year's Eve parties, hanging slogans to celebrate New Year's Day, or holding group activities. In the past, there were organized gongs and drums and collective folk dances, but now they can be seen in TV documentaries. Today, science and technology have developed and evolved into a gala or something. In recent years, there have been tours, parties and other programs. Anyway, there is not much tradition on New Year's Day, so it becomes a holiday for everyone to play. Even New Year's Day only means a day's holiday for the younger generation.

There are three ways to celebrate the New Year:

The traditional way of celebrating China is among the people, especially in rural areas. Every new year's day, every household will set off firecrackers, kill chickens and geese, and worship the gods of all parties, which will be a family reunion dinner. As for a more intense way to celebrate, I haven't seen it yet.

Third, jokes about New Year's Day.

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg;

An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg.

An egg went to Shandong and turned into a Lu (halogen) egg;

An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg;

An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. It turned into a missile.

An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb.

An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb.

An egg is sick. As a result, it becomes a bad egg.

An egg got married and turned into an asshole;

An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb.

An egg ran into the flowers and turned into a Hua Dan;

An egg is riding a horse with a knife. It turned out to be Beijing Opera Blues.

An egg rolled round and round, and turned into a round egg-Happy New Year!

Four, ancient poems and poems about New Year's Day:

Mao Zedong (1930 1).

Liu Qing Ninghua and Naturalization,

The road is deep and slippery.

Where to go today,

Directly under Wuyi Mountain.

At the foot of the mountain,

The wind shows a picturesque red flag.

"New Year's Day Test Pen" Chen Xianzhang

When the clouds in the sky celebrate, the temple struggles for the knowledge of grass.

Next to the wall, there is wine to entertain guests, and young children are singing and enjoying New Year's poems.

When you are old, you will meet a new year, and there will be better flowers in spring.

Where is the evening breeze? When it blows to the moon in the east.

Ding Mao Yuan Riqian Qian Yi

A bottle of wine at the age of one pays homage to the court, and young children bring clothes to comfort the screen.

I like to eat meat when I wait on my mother, but I prefer to dream about fish in 2008.

The hook curtain wants to pick up the new nest swallow, and the ink stone is also sparse.

I went to the neighboring chicken millet bureau, which has nothing to do with me.

Liu Changqing, New Year

The arrival of the new year is more homesick, and the independent horizon can't help crying.

People who are exiled in old age rush ahead of me in spring.

The monkey came down from the mountain and pestered me.

I was tortured like a bodyguard, so when will this day come?

Du fu, longevity

Shousui Arjon's house, the pepper plate keeps singing.

I'm afraid I can't stand horses, and I'm afraid I'll scatter crows.

After the forties of the Ming Dynasty, the scenery was oblique.

Who can be more restrained? Being drunk is a profession.

Wang Anshi and Yuan Ri

The roar of firecrackers, the old year has passed; The warm spring breeze ushered in the New Year, and people happily drank the newly brewed Tu Su wine.

The rising sun sheds light on doors of each household, New peachwood charm is put up to replace the old.