Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - Barber shops should be closed for further study. How to write slogans with a higher grade?

Barber shops should be closed for further study. How to write slogans with a higher grade?

in order to provide customers with a better service experience, our store is temporarily open for one week. Please forgive the inconvenience. , this, all written like this. . . Also: Dear friends, our store is being renovated now. You can see a brand-new and comfortable store in a week. You must come then. Thank you for your support.