2022 Humorous Sentences for Singles’ Day Collection of Singles’ Day Quotations (Selected 17 Sentences)

1. Singles’ Day blessings are coming. On the occasion of Singles' Day, on behalf of all the singles in the central, local and local areas, I would like to express my sincere condolences to the gay men and gay women who are fighting on the front line of singles. Please don't panic and hope to get rid of "nakedness" as soon as possible. ”!

2. The husband is a man with quotation marks, and the wife is a woman with parentheses. A bachelor does not need punctuation. His joy, anger, sorrow, and joy are all in his heart. He rests when he is tired and sleeps when he is sleepy. Drink when you are thirsty. I am a bachelor. Who should I be afraid of!

3. If you have love, you will not be surrounded by loneliness. If you have love, you will not be a bachelor until old age. Friends, Singles' Day, get rid of your worries, smile happily, and wish you to embrace love as soon as possible and be happy and beautiful!

4. Singles' Day is here, and the Singles' Day blessings are here. I wish all my compatriots in the world who are singles, bachelors, bachelors, bachelors, bachelors before, nunchucks now, nunchucks now still singles

5. It is not difficult to be a bachelor, but it is difficult to remain a bachelor for the rest of your life. As Singles' Day approaches, here comes the Singles' Day blessings. I hope that all bachelors, men and women, will hold high the banner of singles and bravely move forward along the diamond route. The World Singles Association wishes you a happy holiday!

6. One person’s splendor, one person’s hard work, one person’s carrying, and one person’s dancing. I send you blessings on Singles' Day, not because you are a bachelor, but because you have the color of a bachelor. Singles’ Day wishes: Happy hard work and a brilliant life!

7. The most diligent reason for being a bachelor: Why do you have a family before your career is accomplished? The most unrestrained reason: Walking among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches you. . The most confident reason: having the charm of a diamond king. Reason: You can celebrate Singles' Day.

8. There are no bachelors in the world, but as prices have risen a lot, there are bachelors. Behind every successful bachelor, there are parents who tormented him. Singles are not in the world, but there are Singles' Day wishes in the world. Happy Singles' Day!

9. Brothers, I can be a bachelor and openly yearn for the other half of my heart, even though I don't know where she is still raised. Poor married men can only stare at their familiar wives without any imagination. So we all have reason to be glad that we are single and happy!

10. Once upon a time, I was a single stick. I wanted to become a nunchuck. I tried to find another stick and connected them together to form a double stick. Two sticks, two sticks. If you work harder, nunchucks will become three-section sticks. Haha, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

11. Singles’ Day is coming, let us adhere to the ideological line of “I am a single and I am happy”, take the principle that I am the master of my world, take the strategic policy of establishing a career first and then starting a family, adhere to liberalism, and cherish the pre-marriage period. every remaining day.

12. Being single is a pure accident, but the reality is very helpless, but I am willing to wait. In fact, my true love is already speeding up, the goal is not far away, and the wish has been realized. Before the next Singles Day, I will have it. Irrigation of love! Happy Singles’ Day!

13. Singles’ Day slogan: Whether it’s summer or winter, just care about yourself; whether it’s Singles’ Day or Chinese Valentine’s Day, have a happy holiday That’s it; I wish you have fun, I wish you safety and health, and I wish you find true love as soon as possible!

14. I’m sending flowers on Singles’ Day, and I sincerely hope that all my friends will wear them. The first gift is that "flowers" will grow everywhere in your career; the second gift is that you will have "flowers" forever; the third gift is that your future is the icing on the cake. Finally, I wish all my stick friends to "flower" the moonlight before the moon and "flower" candles in the wedding room as soon as possible.

15. My birthday happens to be November 11th, my house number is No. 11, my middle school is in Class 11, my university is No. 11, my dormitory is Room 1111, and I work on the 11th floor after work. No wonder I don’t have a girlfriend now. ,depressed.

16. Singles, bachelors, eating, drinking and fooling around. Inner conflict and mental chaos. Don’t ask in the past, let’s comment in the future. When side dishes are simmered on the stove, life is really nourishing. You won’t be stuck at work, and your emotional journey will be smooth. We are bombarded with SMS blessings for Singles’ Day, wishing happiness to single men and women all over the world!

17. Have you heard of Husband’s Day? Have you heard of Wife’s Day? No. It's better to be single and celebrate Singles' Day. Even so, I still hope you can find someone you love, love, and want to love the most to say goodbye to being single.

Happy Singles' Day!