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Friends circle can be a sweet copy.

1. I have been asked, others are standing at the peak of life, why are you still at the bottom of life? I answered her weakly: probably because I am afraid of heights!

Although poverty limits my imagination, plainness does not limit my weight.

If you think I'm fat, make it clear, don't beat around the bush, you really take it one step at a time! I'm not fat, I'm stable.

4. You are irreplaceable. No one is as ugly as you. I have always been imitated, but I have never been surpassed.

Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to fall in love with yourself? Don't even think about it How can others be so blessed if they dislike themselves?

6. As a beautiful young lady, how can you hold down your beauty without a little weight?

7. I'm not fat, but my cells are expanding. I am not fat, but my body is expanding. I'm not fat, but fat is dancing. I'm not fat, but my soul is shaking.

8. When I was a child, I liked hide and seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

9. Before I was twenty-five, I made my way with an ordinary face. After the age of 30, I basically became a RMB player. I'm embarrassed to say I'm a woman unless I'm a little hard on myself.

10. Don't think I'm just talking about losing weight. I made friends and Weibo! I just forgot later.

1 1. No matter what major you study, you must find someone you like when looking for a job, so that you will be very happy from 6 am to 8 pm every day. Find another person you like, so that you will be happy from 8 pm to 6 am. This is a happy life.

12. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will make them look very uneducated. Give them a slap and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.

13. In unhappy days, I should look for the hidden gentleness in my life. No matter how high the sky is, I will stand on tiptoe and approach the sun, even if the sun makes me black like the whole country has no electricity.

14. Life is not simple. Try to keep it simple. Don't worry about the past. You just want to laugh all your life. You have to come, there is still hope for the future. Although you can't do this, you must understand the truth.

15. It is better to cultivate yourself than to please others. No matter how ordinary life is, it is also a limited edition. I will always be the only person you can't have.

16. If you don't have the money or time to travel, buy a globe! The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

17. Seeing others working so hard, so diligent and so energetic on the road to success, ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block to them?

18. I have been thinking about what I, a quiet and shy person in primary school, have experienced over the years and become this ghost. I tried to shake my head smartly when I went out, but I threw away my wig.

19. I really want to be as lazy as a pig, but now I suddenly find that I can't be as lazy as a pig, because pigs have appreciated.

20. I played 300 rounds with mosquitoes yesterday and ended up tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

2 1. Good-looking people are often inexplicably attached with many attributes, such as intelligence, kindness, cuteness, and kowtowing in one word: honesty.

22. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in such heavy dark circles and poor skin, but they are no better than me. Just think about it and be happy.

23. Who said "Never forget, there will be repercussions"? The person I like never talks to me. I want to get rich overnight, but it has never been realized. Those lies are for children, and I actually believe them.

24. If you feel ugly, take out your ID card. When you see your age, you will find that you are really worried.