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The triple slogan is funny.

The main reason for opening triplets now is the aging population, and the most influential part of opening triplets is the post-80 s and post-90 s, and now the post-80 s are basically in their 30 s and almost middle-aged. For many post-80 s and post-90 s, they have just struggled for half their lives and finally settled down in a small house, making a decent living. Many people don't want a second child, let alone a third child. Let's look at the reply of the god who doesn't want to have three children. What are some funny sentences about not having three children?

1, it is impossible to have three children, and it is impossible to have three children in this life.

There is no throne in the family to inherit. Although the first two are daughters, I don't want to fight for three children for my son.

3, the second child is only 6 months old, and I have spent a lot of energy. A third child is impossible, I dare not think about it.

If you want three children, you can have them. I don't want them. I'm so tired.

5, a good son and a good daughter don't need too much, one is enough, and it is impossible to have three.

6. Just train two children well, there is no time to recreate people.

Since the opening of the three-child policy, many people have shown calmness. After all, having children is a serious matter, and everyone should make a careful choice whether to have three children. Because children are not born, we should cultivate them well.