What funny slogans are there at the entrance of the dormitory?

Tips for dormitory life: special tips-if you don't understand the warm things, you have to understand them.

1. In order to keep the air harmony index in the dormitory, please put socks and shoes outside the dormitory. Please hold the fart in your hand.

2. In order to reduce the decibel index of dormitory sound, please consciously use it in the playground, bathroom or under the bed when making a loud phone call.

3. Indoor sanitation is clean, clean and comfortable. The uncooperative person dumped all the rubbish on her (his) berth.

4. Never take a stitch or thread (including a stitch or thread) without the owner's approval.

Please take care of your valuables, such as money and things. If you lose it, invite the police to have tea.

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