Collection of humorous advertising slogans and soft-text advertising slogans

Beauty Salon: Please do not flirt with the lady coming out of this salon, she may be your grandmother.

Travel: Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, where the night is 24 hours long.

Siemens: Our company’s maintenance personnel around the world are bored.

Printing company: Prints everything except banknotes.

Glue: It can glue everything together except a broken heart.

Tires: Work hard without complaining, as long as you still have breath.

Car: Its only drawback is that when running at 100 kilometers per hour, you can still hear every word of your mother-in-law's nagging in the back seat.

Glue: It binds everything, except a broken heart

Dumpling shop ad: Everything

Lime factory ad: Starting from scratch

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Pawn shop advertisement: Well-deserved

Hat company advertisement: Pick people with their "hats"

Typewriter advertisement: No one knows each other if you don't hit them

No smoking advertisement: In order to prevent holes in the carpet and in your lungs, please don’t smoke

Cosmetic ads: Get rid of “spots” as soon as possible and don’t leave them

Traffic safety ads : God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but humans do not

A road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking

New book advertisement: The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel!

Flower shop advertisement: The roses in our store are the cheapest today. You can even buy a few to give to your wife

I’m hungry, feed me: Advertisement on the trash can in Qingdao

Give your ideals an ideal space: Beijing Lanhuaguo Apartment

Canadian bubbles pop up across the United States: Canadian beer

Win progress with time: American Timekeeping Company

Preserve memories that will not be erased by time: Lane Fir Box

Do not apply this medicine to areas where hair has grown: American P.K.D hair growth agent

We Fooled the Sun: Artist Lighting Company

Playboy travels all over the world: Playboy cigarettes

Don’t delay: CERTINA-DA cigarettes

The world must be beautiful : Midea Air Conditioner

We make the world simpler: American HTC Motors

"Life News": News changes life

"Next Stop" : Reading changes walking

"Liberation Daily": The first choice for understanding Shanghai

"News Morning News": The power of news optimizes life

"World News" : The earth is big, the eyeballs are big

"Yangcheng Evening News": True knowledge affects life

"Beijing Youth Daily": Where there is news, we are there

"Beijing "Entertainment News": News is one after another

"Beijing Evening News": Evening news is not late news

"Legal Wencui News": Good people get good news

" "Labor Noon News": News in the morning and news in the evening

"21st Century Business Herald": News creates value

"Global Times": See the world with you

"Sanlian Life Weekly": a magazine and the life he advocates

"New Economy": a white paper on China's economic phenomena

"The Bund Pictorial": Public trust is vitality, and there is Opinions are foresight

"The New York Times": All news suitable for publication

"The Economist": It's hard to live in high places, but luckily there are still

" Southern Weekend": Calmness is a state of rationality, a kind of maturity that remains the same after 20 years

7. Haier: Haier, Made in China

8. China Unicom: Love The knot of China connects the hearts of the world

9. Business Link: Technology makes it easier for you

10. Fiyta: Once you have it, you have no choice

11. Li Ning: Keep the wonderful things to yourself

13. Changyu: Legendary quality, century-old Changyu

14. Xinfei Refrigerator: Xinfei’s advertising is good, but Xinfei Refrigerator is good< /p>

18. Hong Kong Remy Martin: Once Remy Martin opens, good things will come naturally.

19. Slogan for famous cars

Fiat sedan: ushering in a new era for Fiat, reborn and fierce, Super Thunder Horse 1000.

Chrysler: If you don’t consider our Chrysler cars when buying a car, you will suffer a loss. Not only will you suffer a loss, but we will also suffer a loss.

German Scarab Car: The appearance of this car has remained the same, so it is ugly in appearance, but its performance has been improving.

Bondiac: It’s a pleasure to sit in one, and it’s even more pleasure to be seen sitting in one.

Franklin: A car that will never give you trouble.

BMW sedan: Even if you take it to pieces, it's still a beauty.

Japanese Toyota cars: There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and if there is a road, there must be a Toyota car.

Cadillac Sedan: Power, speed and luxury all rolled into one.

The enrollment advertisement for a certain French learning class said:

If you find that you don’t like the course after taking it, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must use French said.

The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is:

Get rid of "spots" as soon as possible, and don't leave "acne".

An American newspaper published such an advertisement:

Recruiting female secretary:

Looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, and behaves like a mature lady , works like a donkey!

Eye drops advertisement:

After dropping this eye drop, move your eyes a few times, and the eye drops will spread all over the world.

Advertisement on the tombstone

There is a tombstone in Scotland with the inscription: Here lies Hermish Mactevisie. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, a vegetable store on Highway 11, open until 8pm every day.

On the wall of a certain barber shop, there is an advertisement like this:

Don’t think that you have lost your hair, think that you have gained face.

A British village barber shop erected a wooden sign at the end of the bridge, which read:

Gentlemen, I want your heads.

A Dutch travel agency published an advertisement: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long."

A Swiss travel company reminded on a billboard : "Why don't you go to the Alps? There will be no mountains in 6,000 years!"

Restaurant advertisement: Come and dine in our restaurant! Otherwise you and I will both starve.

Air conditioning advertisement: This product has the loneliest maintenance workers in the world.

Safety Advertisement: If you are addicted to alcohol, you can drink here, but please leave your address first so that your ashes can be sent to your family.

Dentist clinic: "Please feel free to have your teeth filled. Even if he or she kisses you, he or she will not notice."

Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to smoking If you have an attack, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family."

The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of our product every day. Fresh milk, if you persist for 5214 weeks, you will live to be 100 years old!"

The enrollment advertisement for a "Facial Expression Institute" in Chicago says: "You will learn to frown skillfully with us! When people see it, they think you are an honest person."

An advertisement for a water heater: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in dire straits."

Cosmetics advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is included with this product.

Flower Advertisement: Send a few flowers to the person you love the most, but don’t forget your wife.

Perfume advertisement: This product is the most attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with this product.

Barber shop advertisement: Although it is a hair-cutting technique, it is a top-notch skill.

Highway advertising: If you travel at 30 kilometers per hour, you can get to the car repair shop; if you travel at 100 kilometers per hour, you can get home safely;

If you travel at 150 kilometers per hour, you can get to the hospital; if you travel at 200 kilometers per hour, congratulations You, you can see God.

BMW>>>>>

Even if you tear it apart, it’s still a beauty.

Bondiak>>>>>

It is a pleasant thing to sit in it, and even better to be seen sitting in it.

Beetle>>>>>

The appearance of the car has remained the same, so it is ugly in appearance, but its performance has been improving.

Chrysler>>>>>

If you don’t consider our Chrysler cars when you buy a car, you will suffer a loss - not only you will suffer a loss, but we will also suffer a loss.

UK MINI>>>>>

Is she cute?

Fiat sedan>>>>>

Creating a new era for Fiat, the super Thunder Horse 1000 is a completely new and powerful car.

Cadillac Sedan>>>>>

Combining power, speed and luxury

Germany Volkswagen>>>>>

Small is better Toyota - there must be a road to the mountain, and there must be a Toyota car

Bora - the driver's car

Maxima - Thunder Power, indulge in thousands of miles

Maxima II - as wild as your heart is, your future will be as far as you can

Fukang - truly satisfy you in every aspect

Jeep— ——A sudden burst of heroic spirit

Liberating the truck——Liberating the good at the critical moment

Liberating the truck——making money machine

Golf——Masterpiece Tiancheng fell in love at first sight

Chery Fengyun——Movement and stillness are all changes

Fukang——Take Fukang Road and take Fukang car

Santana——Go everywhere with Santana No fear in the world

Jetta - a rational choice

Make a budget in January, communicate more, think comprehensively, choose Zhengyuan Earth Medicine and let it save money for you

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Prevent influenza in February. This disease occurs in all seasons, and migratory birds bring hidden dangers. Gold Medal Toxin can specifically relieve your troubles

In March, the temperature is chaotic, and kidney branches and kidney spots can be cleared. Shu is the main version, poison can prevent reinfection

It is easy to get asthma in April, cough and snoring music is full, take the lead for Mi Xing, choose Tailing for more than 20 days

May For intestinal rods, flubenzine is the first choice. It does not harm the stomach or liver. It is not commonly used in brooding.

In June, coccidia will be popular and the screaming abdominal pain will cause chaos. Use Aimei Qingyuan for prevention and treatment. In hot weather in July, necrotizing enteritis is easy to occur. Red, yellow, white, and green feces are used to eliminate intestinal toxins. Intestine makes chickens happy and happy. If you want the best effect, go to the best place. , Mix intestinal disease spirit in the ingredients

In August, bursal inflammation caused fever and accumulation of carbon-like stools. It is a good plan to use bursitis clearing and toxin removal. , Do not interrupt the use of electrolysis

The weather is dry in autumn in September, and Happy 3000 is added to the ingredients, which promotes blood circulation, diuresis and liver protection, strengthens the stomach and relieves diarrhea and eases the throat, reduces the feed ratio, and brings financial resources, chickens, ducks and pigs Cows are happy all year round

Liver diseases are very common in October. Use Dubaisan within two days. Don’t just transfer serum antibodies. Wait 5 or 6 days after the epidemic prevention.

The weather will change in November. Cold, mixed chicken and duck plague, paralysis when stretching the neck and wheezing, use Yuhuang Yin mixed with poison for four days.

In December, provide good warmth, pay attention to ventilation to reduce ascites, the Wetness Powder will be used to nourish the cold. Nourishing Qi and blood is the key. It contains all the ingredients for smooth breathing and can cure asthma in cold seasons.

1. Wrigley chewing gum, love with one stone, love with one stone (Wrigley chewing gum advertising slogan)

2. Riding has endless fun (a motorcycle advertising slogan)

3 , The name is shocking (a slogan for a certain eye disease treatment device)

4. The name of the clothes is shocking (a slogan for a certain clothing)

5. If you don’t have a stomach, you won’t come (the slogan for a certain stomach medicine) )

6. Be proud of drinking (a slogan for a certain drink)

7. Wine from heaven and earth (a slogan for a certain alcoholic beverage)

8. Eat the whole food and eat it deliciously (Slogan for a certain hotel)

9. Coughing without delay (Slogan for a certain cough medicine)

10. Leisure wife and loving mother (Slogan for a washing machine)

11. No mosquitoes in silence (a slogan for a certain mosquito killer)

12. No inflammation of the mouth (a slogan for a toothpaste)

13. Baiyibaishun (a slogan for a famous brand clothing) )

14. To attract people into the store (banner of a high-end hotel)

15. A wise man confronts the enemy (Guqiao air-conditioning slogan)

16. Touch A shocking new scene (Slogan for Asia Computer 3D Animation System)

17. It’s better to try and drink it than to know how good Fuller is (Slogan for Fuller Milk Powder)

18. Dashihua Small The little petrified (Slogan for Danshu Capsules)

19. Liushen has a master and the family has no worries (Slogan for Liushen Special Effect Toilet Water)

20. Stomach problems are treated in Sifang (Sifangwei) (Slogan for the film)

21. China Telecom’s long-distance phone call slogan )

23. If you have hemorrhoids, you don’t have to be old (advertising slogan of a certain hemorrhoid medicine)