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Homemade tips and advertising words

1, German Volkswagen: "Small is good."

2. Coca-Cola: "Enjoy the fresh moment."

3. Marlboro cigarettes: "Marlboro men."

4. Nike: "Just do as you say."

5. McDonald's: "You should take a day off."

6. De Beers: "Diamonds last forever, and one lasts forever."

7. GE: "GE brings a better life."

8. Table frequency? Wine: "That wonderful taste is beyond words."

9. Clairaux hair dye water: "Did she use it? She is useless? "

10, Elvis Presley: "We are trying."

1 1, FedEx: "Fast leg waiter."

12, Apple Computer: "1984."

13, Alca-Schultz Company: Multiple Advertisements.

14, Pepsi: "Pepsi-Cola, just to the taste."

15, Mai's coffee: "Didi Xiang, the meaning is still unfinished."

16, ivory soap: "99 and 44/ 100% purity."

17, American rapid transit company: "Do you know me?"

18, U.S. conscription office: "become a generalist."

19, Anaxin painkiller tablets: "Quick, quick, quick."

20. The Rolling Stones: "This feeling is real."

2 1, Pepsi: "the choice of a new generation."

22. Haswell shirt: "The person who wears Haswell."

23. Boma Razor: "The signboard array beside the road."

24. American Burger King: "Take it on the road."

25. Jinbaotang: "Mom, it's delicious."

26. US Forest Service: "The little brown bear wears a narrow hat that says" Smoking "and" can prevent forest fires. "

27. Budweiser beer: "This Budweiser beer is for you."

I dream of going shopping in my underwear.

29. Victor Language Machine Company: "Pronunciation Master."

30.money? What's wrong with it? Jing skeleton presses the cone? How can I fry α! ?

3 1, raspberry soap: "Smooth skin, you can't help touching it."

32. Benson hodges100th anniversary: "Our shortcomings."

33. National Biscuits Company: "UNEEDABISCUITS 'BOYINBOOTS". "

34. High-energy battery: "High-energy rabbit."

35. I said, "Salt is like rain."

36. Chanel perfume: "share this dream."

37. Ford's Saturn series: "Different companies, different cars."

38. Crest Toothpaste: "Look, Mom, there are no cavities."

39. Mars chocolate: "Only soluble in the mouth, not in the hands."

40. Timex: "Unforgettable."

4 1, Chevrolet: "Drive your Chevrolet to see America."

42.CalvinKlein: "There is nothing between me and my Calvin."

43. Reagan strives for re-election as president of the United States: "This is another spring in the United States."

44. Winston Tobacco: "Winston, good smoke."

45. American Music School: "When I sat on the piano bench, they all laughed at me until I started playing.

Camel cigarettes: "I walked a mile to buy this pack of camel cigarettes." "

47. Wendy Hamburg: "Where is the beef?"

48. Anti-solution: "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride."

49. Cadillac: "Be a leader! ! ?

50. "Beautiful America" Movement: "Weeping Indians."