Quotations of flirting love

"You are nine years older than me, and the age gap is too big." "That's better. If I am no older than you, no one will provide you with mocking resources. " The following are quotations from flirting love, welcome to read!

1, lover, remember: you must eat a good breakfast. If you are hungry and thin, your body breaks my heart. When you go out, you must wear warm clothes. If you freeze your little hand, I will cherish it. You must get enough sleep. If you are tired, I will sigh. Care must be warm, and gently greet your warm heart.

Mountains and rivers can separate people, but you can't separate your heart, no matter where you go. My heart will always be with you.

Recalling the days when we were together, I feel hazy. Your youthful body always comes to my dreams with moonlight, which makes me worry.

Your appearance makes me see the light in the dark, your company makes me feel warm in winter, your happiness is the goal of my life, and your existence makes my life happy. Dear, I am willing to stay with you forever, and I am not tired of seeing you a thousand times. Happy Valentine's Day!

My brother is a gray wolf and my sister is a sheep. There is no shortage of food in my brother's house, and I want you to be a bride; Bang, my brother was killed; The hunter raised his gun and smiled. Look at your mother!

6. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are worried, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world … I just want to give you my true love.

7. Who is the degree of golden times? No courtship. On Valentine's Day, let the beauty of roses fascinate your heart, bring your expectations and dreams, and let love bloom with the spring breeze. Happy Valentine's Day!

8. One Saturday, my wife had a normal rest and I had to work overtime. This guy pestered me to have sex with me in the morning, and then went back to sleep contentedly, but I went to the company tired. I said hello to her and was about to leave the bedroom when my wife came up behind me and said, "Come back another day, Grandpa!" " "I nodded." Come on! " "Huh?" Thanks to my quick response, "how dare you come tomorrow! Come tonight! " "That's more like it! Go, little girl, go back to sleep! "Oh ... the wife is like a tiger. Slow is really bad!

9. Not loving you is too much. I'm sorry for not loving you. If I don't love you, my friends will hit me. My goal is just to love you.

10, write a short message to tell you that I love you; Sprinkle your thoughts with sweetness and give them to you; Sneeze with your happiness and give it to you; May you receive it, happiness and warmth!

1 1. My wife has the problem of burping when breathing in the cool wind. One night after work, I burped and went home. I asked with concern, "Are you drinking wind again?" The wife sighed sadly: "What if you don't drink the wind?" ? You haven't been partial to the little girl for several days, and the little girl has no income, so she has to drink the northwest wind! "I just remembered that I haven't had sex with my wife for two or three days, so I went up to him and was all thumbs. My wife was quite cooperative at first, but the critical moment came to an abrupt end: "Well, I'd better continue to drink the wind!" " "I'm a little confused:" Why? " The wife smiled and said, "Old friends are not convenient to leave yet!" I said, how can she behave so well these days!

12, my wife asked me, "What do you men always say about women and men show, men show?" I said, "A male show is a dignified appearance and a fiery heart!" The wife asked again, "Do you think I count?" I pretended to look at her seriously, and then shook my head: "You don't count!" " The wife nodded: "I think so, too." I should belong to Ming Sao. "I snickered to myself:" accurate but not comprehensive! The wife wants to know, "What is that?" I proudly replied: "You belong to Quan Sao!" Sweat ~ ~ ~ ~ This beating is inevitable!

13, I'm still suffering from expectation, and I still miss you in my heart. Your face appears in front of me again and again, still so kind and beautiful, but you can't get close, just like the stars in the sky.

14, dear, the message of 10 cents contains my great concern = one point for eating on time, one point for keeping warm, one point for taking care of your health, one point for strengthening your exercise, one point for being happy, one point for being happy, one point for taking a rest when you are tired, one point for going out safely, one point for being happy and one point for being romantic.

15, your happy smile makes my eyes smile; Your sad crying makes me feel pain; Your smile lingers in my mind for a long time; Your every move makes my mind tightly controlled. Dear, in my life, you are the most important. May you always get what you want and everything be fine!

16, the arrogance of red roses makes romance shine, the richness of chocolate brings sweet love to the extreme, and warm words will express infinite warmth from the bottom of my heart. 14 Valentine's Day, honey, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day. I love you all my life!

17. Morning light, warm sunshine during the day and starlight at night. May you be full of energy in the morning, sunshine in the day and happiness in the evening. It's cold, with my greetings, let the cold air go crazy. Honey, did you laugh? My greatest wish is that you will be happy forever!

18, what fate led us to know each other? In the fate of life, it is the red line drawn by the truth that implicates you and me.

19, the world without you floats in the sea of people, and love is like being in a vacuum. You are my gravity, and I am willing to fall in love with you and linger in the sweet whirlpool. With the karma of past lives, we have the fruits of this life. Loving you is my whole life!

20, the beauty's smile, affecting the heartbeat; Red roses, burning with love; Chocolate is deep and sweet in the heart; The guardian of the soul will always love you. On Valentine's Day, I would like to spend the rest of my life hand in hand with you! Greetings of love

2 1, I lay in bed reading after taking a shower, my wife came out of the bathroom, and a hungry tiger jumped on me. She said coldly, "hey, my little brother is good-looking, little girl. I'll try it today!" " I fought to the death. Seeing that I was disobedient, my wife gently turned around and said, "Grandpa, did you follow that little girl?" I said, "Give me a reason first!" The wife looked back cunningly: "My little girl just got out of prison and hasn't eaten meat for several years!" " "My mother, this reason is very good, there is no reason not to obey!

22. If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance. If I were the sun, I would give you sunshine. If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; If I were your love, I would give you everything I have.

23. In my mind, I asked Hongyan about the bright moon and spring breeze a million times. I hope Hongyan will bring my attachment to you. May the bright moon bring you my greetings; May the spring breeze convey my regards to you!

24. In desperation, when I read the old love letters again, I couldn't help crying like rain, and I couldn't help but feel a twinge of resentment in my heart, burning them to paper ashes and swallowing them with tears. If the old paper dust can be rekindled, please let it burn my warm heart to ashes with the flame of love!

25, open your eyes, my eyes are only you. Close my eyes. I only see you. Wear glasses. You are the only one in my four eyes.

26. God said: Women are made of men's ribs. I said: I am your rib. I am happy when you are happy, and I am unhappy when you are unhappy. You keep me warm, and the weather is cold. Put on more clothes and help me warm up. Words of blessing

27. Once I made a small fortune, I came home and threw the envelope to my wife: "Girl, you did a good job last month. This is a tip from my uncle! " My wife took the envelope with a greedy look, shook it, hugged me and kissed me. She said very amorous feelings: "thank you, it is a little girl's duty to serve you well." You come often! " I nodded stupidly: "Oh, sure!" Well, what a pair of dew mandarin ducks!

28, sweet words are unwilling to say, frivolous words are difficult to express sincerity; Luxury goods can't be sent, but money covers up love. Small messages convey feelings, and I always think of you. I just want you to be happy, and I want to be a cow and a horse. I just want to be with you in this life and grow old together. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

29. Butterflies fly in pairs, birds sing in pairs, fish swim in pairs, lovers are in pairs, love is sweet, affection is lingering, spend every minute happily and cherish this life. Happy Valentine's Day!

30. The new moon represents my enthusiasm, going to Xuan Yue represents my loyalty, going to Xuan Yue represents my thoughts, and the full moon represents my determination. Whether the moon is round or short, it always represents my heart. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

3 1, I lifted my wife's chin in one hand and jokingly said, "Come on, girl, sing me a song!" My wife patted my hand: "guest officer, please show some respect, little girl, I only sell my body, not art!" " "Shocked! This time it hit the gun!

I miss you so much that I can't sleep, and I love you so much that I have a high fever. You are my bread for breakfast, light bulb in the dark, cotton-padded jacket in winter and ice cream in summer, and you will always be the treasure in my hand. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

33. You are my dear, beautiful, noble and lovely. You are my baby, and I can't live without you everywhere; You are my love, with you, there is always spring; You are my blessing, you are warm rain and dew; You are my life, you can't go wrong. So dear, caring more about yourself means prolonging my life a little more. Please.

34. Romantic your happiness with roses, sweet your life with chocolate, protect your tranquility with the bright moon, and warm your heart with true love. 2。 14 Valentine's Day, may you be beautiful forever and love you forever!

35. I am engraved on my left hand and you are written on my right hand. My heart is full of love. When our palms are opposite, everyone will see that I love you.

36. I went to KTV with my clients one night and came home very late. As soon as I got home, I thought my wife was asleep, so I crept to the bathroom to take a bath. Just after undressing, my wife suddenly appeared and snapped, "Are you going to destroy the evidence?" I was shocked and quickly said, "No, no, I put my knife and gun in the warehouse before I went out!" " "My wife grinned twice and reached out and touched my jj:" Well, I haven't lost my gun yet, but I want to check for bullets! ""honey, is there any way to check this? Is that why she stayed up all night?

Dear, I love you like a mouse loves rice, and I can't live without you for a day.

38. I miss you My acacia grows in the spring rain and dew, like a green vine winding around a tree, and you are an evergreen tree in my heart.

39. People say, "Love someone without asking for anything in return." But I want you to give me something in return-let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

4 1, miss you: sooner or later; Miss you: Yun Qi, the fog clears; Miss you: flowers before and under the moon; Miss you: fundus, heart; Miss you: the mountains are long and the water is wide; Miss you: this life, the afterlife! Happy Valentine's Day!

42. My wife likes all beautiful things, including handsome guys and beautiful women. The greatest pleasure of shopping with her is that she will collect handsome guys and beautiful women everywhere for me to see. Once we were tired of shopping, we sat in front of the Starbucks window and enjoyed the beautiful women in Sichuan. My wife asked me stupidly while admiring it: "Who do you think so many beautiful women sleep with at night?" I stared at her in surprise and replied, "pervert!" " The wife was also surprised: "Ah? Wouldn't that be cheaper for those perverts? " I can't help crying and laughing. I flicked her head with my finger: "What a bargain! What have you been thinking about all day? A head of sorghum flowers! I said you are a pervert! " "oh! "My wife nodded inexplicably and said something that made my liver ache:" Then I sleep with them, who do you sleep with? "Silence ... I also want to sleep with them. You won't waste me, will you?

Honey, don't be tired. You have a wife at home. Don't work hard. You have children to laugh at. Honey, don't be sad. Whisper on the pillow to solve your troubles. Honey, don't be upset. Love your troubles. Honey, don't be disgusted. Take care of yourself. Take care of your heart deeply!

44. I was watching TV on the sofa, and my wife sat on my lap wrapped in a bath towel and said in various ways, "Grandpa, do you want a little girl?" I deliberately couldn't sit still: "No, uncle, I have no money today!" " "Wife:" What money is not money, just make the little girl happy, and make up an iou afterwards! ""I'm dizzy ~ ~ ~ I still owe money for this matter!

45. The wife said to her husband, "I really don't understand. Of all the people who pursue me, which one is richer than you, but why am I infatuated with you? " The husband said, "That's because the poor care more about women than the rich, at least more about women's figure. Follow me and you will never have to worry about your waistline. "

46. "What if I get fat one day?" "Then I will go directly to just visiting and return to the Tang Dynasty. Fat is beauty."

47. "You look a little miserable." "This is where I am superior to a handsome boy. Handsome guys will only compete with you for a good name with fashionable clothes and beautiful skin color, and I will always wear cloth clothes and be willing to be your foil and let others see me. I thought I was your driver. "

48. Someone asked her husband, "Where did women change the most before and after marriage?" The husband said, "Yes. Before marriage, women treat men as happy, but after marriage, they are always dissatisfied. They think that the day before marriage is as white as a fig, and they don't know that figs are sweeter than pistachios. "

49. A friend was drinking with her husband. "Men are cars." The friend said with emotion. The husband replied, "A woman is a gas station." The friend said, "But once a woman gets married, she becomes a man's toll booth." The husband interrupted him: "She didn't become a station cleaner. She threw cold water on the man with a high-pressure water gun, even if the man was lucky."

50. The husband said to his wife, "I used to think I was Popeye, but love is spinach. I have great strength when I eat spinach. Now I find out that love is just a water spinach that I look elsewhere. " "However, spinach looks similar to spinach and tastes no worse than spinach," said the wife.