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The life of a little hamster?
The life of a hamster
(1)
I am a female hamster. I used to be a beautiful girl with soft and shiny hair. , big eyes, very flattering. But now he is very old. Oh~ I miss my old self so much! I don’t mind what you call me, because I have many names in my life...
I left my dear mother when I was about 15 days old, and I often think of her licking my tender eyes away. For a moment, it was really warm! I guess my master is a businessman. There are many cages in his room, and there are many SSs who are different from me living in them. The four sisters who live with me take good care of me. When they see that I am young, they take the initiative to give me delicious food. I listen to their advice and eat more nutritious food because I am afraid of being bullied by other SS when I grow up. .
(2)
After living with my sisters for about two months, I met the second owner. She was a very beautiful girl who held me in her hands for the first time, smiled and gently touched my ears with her fingers. I think she will like me. Before I could say goodbye to my four sisters, I was put into a small portable cage. I was nervous and excited, imagining how happy the days to come would be. After arriving home, the owner put me into a large and beautiful two-story villa. I opened my eyes wide and curiously looked at everything around me, which I had never seen before. I was stunned, taking every small step with caution, sniffing everything I passed, feeling that there was another SS here. Not long after, a male purple barn came down from upstairs. He was not surprised when he saw me. Instead, he took the initiative to come over, smell my scent and say hello to me. I liked his friendliness. From then on, my name changed from Sanxian to Xiaosan. Live a happy life with plenty of food and clothing in the host's house.
Zicang’s brother’s name is Xiaocang, and he is a handsome SS. He took good care of me and took me to see all the facilities on the first day in my new home. He also taught me how to play with rollers and seesaws. What I like most is taking a bath, because the fragrant sand in the bath makes me more attractive~ It turns out Like me, Brother Ogura was brought home from a pet store by his owner. Because we have the same destiny and experience, the distance between us quickly became closer. Of course the owner was very happy to see our little couple being so loving. I think she must be very lucky to have brought me home and will pamper me forever. Every day we have imported S grain as the main meal, and in addition to delicious dried fish as snacks ~ I happily run the roller to show my happy mood! More than two months passed like this, and I gave birth to 4 lovely babies. During the breastfeeding period, the owner really pampered me and brought the best and most nutritious food to my mouth, so that I could have enough milk to feed the baby. I felt very warm, but I missed Ogura brother very much. he. The baby is 20 days old and all are very healthy. It reminds me of myself back then, and I miss his body temperature even more. Although the baby is very cute, I feel that the owner is not particularly happy, maybe because they are all third-tier children. One and a half months later, my four babies left me one after another. I don’t know where they were sent. I cried several times and felt like a knife was in my heart...
Soon all the babies were taken away. , I was the only one left in the cage. One day, I vaguely saw Brother Ogura playing with a beautiful girl named Silver Fox in the second-story villa opposite. I think he has completely forgotten me, tears are falling down drop by drop, and I just hope that my four children can live a happy life. My body is getting bloated day by day, my hair is no longer as soft and shiny as before, I haven’t bathed for a long time and my body smells bad, and my owner hasn’t come to hold me for a long time, except for visiting me during daily feeding sessions. My mood has been very bad and gradually became extremely depressed. I have no other activities except eating and sleeping. At this time, my name changed from Xiaosan to Laosan. The owner gently called me and removed the rollers in the cage. I didn’t have the dried fish that Brother Ogura and Sister Yinhu ate, and I didn’t have the vegetables that they ate. I was lonely and could only look at them stupidly. These days are finally over. The owner gave me to a strange boy. There were many SS in his house, too many to count. Anyway, I was one of them...
(3)
He This is my third owner. Although the environment at home is not as good as before, the facilities are complete. In fact, those are not important. What is important is that I have the same treatment as other SS, at least I have what they eat. I no longer miss Brother Ogura, and secretly pray that I can live a good life here.
The vitality has returned to my body again, and I am very energetic! I ran the roller hard, bit the cage, climbed up and down, and even deliberately licked the kettle to make a noise, just to attract the owner's attention. I am so good at pleasing him, and of course I receive a certain amount of love and attention. My master will gently call me "Black Girl" every day, and I will act coquettishly to him in different ways. I am very happy that the road to happiness is paved in front of me again. The golden fox sister in the opposite cage gave birth to 6 lovely babies. But the master didn't care less about me because of this, which made me like him even more. I fantasize about spending the rest of my life here. When I am too old to crawl, the owner will still hold me in his hands and gently stroke my back.
Soon after the fourth month, due to the proliferation of SS in the owner’s house, the cage was no longer big enough, so the owner kept me and other females in a large cage. I am not happy because I can live in a three-story villa, because as soon as there are more S, geographical divisions appear. Except for the first floor, I dare not set foot on the other second and third floors. Although the owner gave me two food bowls, I was always on tenterhooks every day! Afraid of getting beaten up for eating someone else's favorite food. I have to endure the ridicule and sarcasm of other types of SS towards my third-tier race, and I have to drag my bloated body with hunger to find food. It is very difficult to find a place to sleep peacefully. Fortunately, there is a sister Zicang who stays with me in times of need. I envied Xiao Zi's light body because every time I was hungry, she would always take out some of the food in her bag and give it to me. I feel like God is finally being fair to me.
As expected, how could the noble and beautiful Golden Fox Pudding beauties tolerate living with low-level species like us? They attacked me and Xiaozi crazily, and finally one day I was in a panic I was huddled in the corner, and Xiao Zi was nestling next to me. Like me, she had several wounds around her stomach, bleeding... it hurt... I couldn't tell who was more seriously injured... After the owner came back, he took me with him Xiaozi took it out and put it in a small portable cage. I think this will be our future residence. After I recovered from the injury, I began to become neurotic. Whenever a foreign object touched my body, I would scream and even bite! The owner's mother herself can't stand his children raising a bunch of useless rats, and our recent painful cries have made her even more disgusted! My body smelled bad and I stopped being close to people. Gradually, the master becomes tired of him.
(4)
Fate is so ridiculous, the owner sold Xiao Zi and I to a pet store for 3 yuan each. It's a pet shop again. He is already my fourth owner. When they met, the owner picked up Xiao Zi with his right hand and looked at her coat color and body. He pulled me with his left hand and looked at me roughly, then shook his head. This small and dirty glass tank became our residence. I moved my body slowly, and there were feces and wet wood chips everywhere, and the smell was filled. I don't have a name here, because my names are "Sanxian", "Hamster", "Mouse", "Mouse", etc., which are no different from other SS. There was no kettle or food bowl, and the owner scattered food all over the floor. There was only some millet and rice, which was difficult to eat. I can only endure the painful hunger. My body was stinking and filthy, and no one would touch the poor thing. I think there must be many SS with the same fate as me who died here. All I can do now is wait for death.
It’s so cold~ It rained heavily yesterday, and the owner finally moved us into the house. Xiaozi and I were both soaked, and her young body curled up under my belly, hoping that this would make him feel better. She has never disliked my old and ugly third line, and this is the only way I can repay her. Although the weather has cleared up and the sun is shining warmly into the pet shop, all kinds of SS are using all their tricks to attract the attention of customers. They are all cute! But we were the only ones still huddled in the corner, shivering from the cold. Another very beautiful girl, much like my second master. She walked up to us and smiled. At this time, the owner came over and enthusiastically said that if we like it, he can give it to us for free. The girl was very happy and gently picked up Xiao Zi next to me. At the same time, she glanced at me and after thinking for a while expressed her willingness to adopt Xiao Zi. Although Xiao Zi was very happy, she kept looking back at me. At this time, I had no strength and closed my eyes tiredly. I actually wanted to cry, but I couldn't shed any tears at all. I sincerely wish Xiao Zi a happy life and not to be like me.
Now I am already a 14-month-old SS, and maybe I will be taken to heaven in a few hours.
I often think about my life here. I have hated several of my owners. They could love me as a pet or sell me as an item. The same is why my fate is so miserable. But now my mood has calmed down a lot. After all, they didn't throw away my useless SS or feed it to snakes. This is my greatest comfort.
Please take me away from here...
The paradise above the clouds is warm, the sun is soft, the grass is green, and the stream is clear...
The people there are good people and love animals. . . No hunger, no cold...
Serenely, in the comfort of God, eternal life...
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