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"Teacher, how do you say 'Reciting Buddha Frog' in Mandarin?" A timid voice that wanted to say but didn't dare to say sounded in my ears.

I was startled. I had never thought of this name. I usually just use dialect to say it. I was at a loss for words, so I just said, "Let's call it 'Frog that chants Buddha'." I was afraid that he wouldn't understand, so I deliberately wrote this earthy name on the blackboard.

When I turned around, I was greeted by smiling faces filled with inexplicable excitement, especially those boys who usually behaved like monkeys.

"Teacher, we also have a 'Buddha Chanting Frog'. Once, I caught it and it peed in the palm of my hand." Absolutely, the frog peed.

"The 'Reciting Buddha Frog' is very spiritual. You touch its belly with your hands and touch it. When you put it down, it will automatically follow you." Frogs are also spiritual. I This is the first time I heard about it.

"Where we are, if you go to the fields at this time, especially at night, you will hear the cuckooing sound, which is made by the 'Reciting Buddha Frog'. It always keeps going. It sounds like I am reciting the Buddha's name." It turns out that there was such an experience in naming it.

"The 'Nambutsu Frog' is very difficult to catch. As soon as it hears the noise, it will jump into the ditch or get into the mud hole, and you will never find it again." The woman who listened The children's eyes were all straight and full of envy.

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The conversation became more and more intense, talking about life in the fields, and unexpectedly this little-known, earthy little frog became the protagonist in the class. I heard that it has an inelegant name. In some places, it is called "Shit Frog", which is enough to show that its image is shocking.

But what’s wrong with this? Isn't this little frog an indispensable part of the scenery in the fields in early summer? Looking back on our childhood, didn’t we once walk barefoot in the fields, working together with insects and butterflies, occasionally catching small fish and frogs, and having close contact with them? Because of their presence, the monotonous life of working in the fields has become a bit more interesting.

Now, the rural field life that we were familiar with in the past but finally escaped has returned. It has entered the teaching materials and classrooms, been led by the children, and awakened sleeping memories. So, with my childhood memories, I talked about small snakes, loaches, toads, and prawns in the smelly water pool with this group of "wild boys" who had experienced rural life, and the lively laughter continued. . It's a pity that those good babies who grew up in the towns are really "wronged" today.

Isn’t it? For the exercise in this unit with the theme of field life, my daughter, who had not experienced rural life for a few days, had to piece together things online. I decided to take her to the countryside on Sunday. She said she wanted to pick broad beans, but she didn’t expect that she would The whole tree must be uprooted...

Life is the source of language.

Humorous advertising slogans

1. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and if there is a road, there will be a certain car.

Porcelain advertising: A French porcelain manufacturer responded to the fact that some couples smashed dishes and dishes over trivial quarrels. In an advertisement to promote the product, a French porcelain manufacturer ingeniously declared: "For the sake of the harmony of your family, throw it as hard as you can! Cut it!" Don't lose your money because of the small things."

Restaurant advertisement: "Please come here to eat, otherwise you and I will starve!"

Parrot advertisement: For sale in a French store. Next to the price tag of the parrot cage, which is priced at 500 francs, there is an advertisement: "If you don't believe it, ask it to see if it is worth 500 francs?"

Perfume advertisement: A French perfume manufacturing company promotes a new product Advertising slogan: "Our new product is very easy to attract the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle." Glue advertisement: In order to promote a "powerful universal glue", a tourist store in Hong Kong used the glue to seal a piece of glue worth 1,000 yuan. The gold coins are stuck to the wall, and the slogan is: "Whoever can peel it off with his fingers, the gold coins belong to him."

Travel advertising: A Swiss travel company's billboard reads: "Also If we don’t go to the Alps soon, this mountain will be gone in six thousand years.”

A Dutch travel agency published this advertisement: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long." Reward advertisement: The advertisement for the German "Mercedes-Benz" car is: If anyone can find that the "Mercedes-Benz" car is suddenly forced If it breaks down, our company is willing to donate 10,000 yuan.

Coffin advertisement: "God recommends products."

Warning advertisement: There is such an advertisement at the entrance of an unmanned subway station in London, England: "If you ride without a ticket, we Guaranteed to drop you off at the final destination - London Sheriff's Hospital - for free.

Beauty salon advertisement: A beauty salon in the United States hangs a billboard: "Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital, she may be." Your grandmother. ”

Enrollment advertisement: An enrollment advertisement for a French learning class in Italy said: “If you find that you don’t like the course after listening to the class, you can ask for a refund of your fee, but you must say it in French.” . ”

Cosmetics advertisement: An advertisement from a Hong Kong cosmetics company is: “Get rid of ‘spots’ as soon as possible, and don’t leave ‘acne’ behind.” ”

Eye drops advertisement: “...after dropping this eye drops, move your eyes a few times, and the eye drops will spread all over the world. "

Advertisement on the tombstone: There is a tombstone in Scotland with the inscription: "This is the resting place of Hermis Mactevisi. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous business, a vegetable store on Highway 11, open until 8 p.m. every day. "Barber shop advertisement: On the wall of a certain barber shop, there is such an advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have gained face. "

A British village barber shop erected a wooden sign at the end of the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads." "

Recruitment advertisement: An American newspaper published an advertisement like this: "Recruiting female secretary: looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, and works like a donkey! "

An advertisement published in the advertising column of a British newspaper: "This dentist urgently needs a female secretary and receptionist. Please hang up the phone. If no one answers the phone, the position remains vacant

An advertisement for a sound company——“One call and four responses!”

An advertisement for a dumpling shop——“Nothing No guarantee!”

A certain lime factory advertisement——“Start from scratch!”

A certain pawn shop advertisement——“Well deserved!”

A certain hat company advertisement ——“Get people by their hats!”

A barber shop advertisement——“Nothing is lost!”

A drug store advertisement——“You are asking for trouble!”

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An advertisement for a smoking cessation association——“Don’t befriend a woman who smokes, unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!”

An advertisement for a typewriter——“No fight if you don’t. Meet! "

An optical store advertisement - "The eyes are the windows of the soul. To protect your soul, please install glass for your windows."

A perfume company. Advertisement - "Our new product is extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle."

A ban on smoking in a public place - "In order to make the carpet without holes, but also to So that there are no holes in your lungs, please don't smoke."

A road traffic advertisement - "If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking."

A certain road traffic advertisement. Advertisement for a new book - "The author of this book is a millionaire and unmarried. The object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement for a car showroom - "Always let the driver The license expires before you do."

A traffic safety advertisement - "Remember, God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but not for people."

A cosmetics advertisement——“Get rid of spots as soon as possible, and don’t leave acne.”

A washing machine advertisement——“A leisurely wife and a good mother!”

An advertisement for a sour juice drink - "The farewell is sour, but the reunion is sweet."

An advertisement for a printing company - "Print everything except banknotes.

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An advertisement for a flower shop——“Our roses are the cheapest today. You can even buy a few to give to your wife.” "

A beauty salon hangs a billboard: "Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital. She may be your grandmother."

Enrollment of a certain French learning class The advertisement said:

"If you find that you don't like the course after taking it, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must say it in French."

A Hong Kong family The advertisement of a cosmetics company is: "Get rid of 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'acne'."

An American newspaper published such an advertisement:

"Recruiting female secretary: She looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, and works like a donkey!"

Eye drops advertisement: "After dropping this eye drop, move your eyes a few times to make your eyes clear. The potion is spread all over the world."

Advertising on tombstones

The inscription on a tombstone in Scotland is: "Here lies Hemisy Mactevisy. His grieving wife inherited it. He started his prosperous business

a vegetable store on Highway 11, open until 8pm every day."

On the wall of a barber shop. There is an advertisement like this: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have gained face."

The British countryside barber shop erected a wooden sign at the bridgehead, which read: "Gentlemen , I want your heads."

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"A barking dog will never bite you." (Doghead cigarettes);

"For those who are addicted to smoking. Said, smoking Lucky Cards is a wise choice" (Lucky Cards);

"I'm really jealous of the cool state of men smoking cigarettes" (American Tobacco Company);

"A The choice of millions of people cannot be wrong” (Sparti Cigarettes);

“Every time I smoke an ‘Etidono’, it is like experiencing a pleasant voyage” (Etidono) Novo cigars);

"Never betray your good partner" (Dutch brand cigars);

"Otherworldly, mellow and natural" (555 brand cigarettes);

"Plunge into a new realm of relaxation and mellowness" (Jian brand);

"Sigh on the American Winston and appreciate the American spirit" (Winston brand cigarettes);

"Camel cigarettes are also good for digestion" (Camel cigarettes);

"Smoking is not allowed, and Lianqiu cigarettes are no exception" (Global cigarettes).

"Cranes dance on the white sand, and my heart flies" (Changsha Cigarette Factory Baisha brand cigarettes);

"One taste of Huangshan, the sky is high and the clouds are light" (Bengbu Cigarette Factory Huangshan cigarettes);

“With a snap of your fingers, you can show your true qualities as a general” (Jiangjun brand cigarettes from Jinan Cigarette Factory of Jiangjun Group)

“A cigarette after a meal makes you feel like a living god” (Shanghai Tobacco before liberation