Competitive canvassing slogan

It's no use being funny. You know, after I played LG 1 month, I killed 78 with 50. I have run eight times. Last time I killed 129LG with 72. Maybe you don't believe it. But there were six participants in the eighth election. I got 80% of the votes. Why?

First, I ran for office eight times and shouted every day. I'm a little famous.

Second, I killed 129 in 72. Although 129 is rubbish. But 72 kills 129 is still very powerful ... if someone doesn't vote for me, I can't do it. ...

Third, I participated in eight elections. Many people sympathize with me. Send me a ticket.

Fourth, I am very popular. I often help little LG kill some plots. I lend money to my friends. My friend helped me canvass. Besides, I am a scholar. There is no time to canvass at night. I didn't canvass eight times. Only the last two times when my friends know that I don't canvass, help me shout. Thank them very much. ...

Fifth, just don't buy tickets. Don't swear. Don't say anything angry. That's bragging. ....