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Wechat greetings on March 8 Women's Day

1, the world is beautiful because of women! The family is warm because of having a wife! I'm glad to have you! Dear wife, I wish you a happy March 8th, always young and beautiful.

2. Send text messages on March 8th to send you good wishes. Female compatriots are picturesque, and everyone praises their talents and looks. They have a successful career and are happy every day.

3. When Women's Day arrives, SMS greetings will be delivered in time, and blessings will be sent to you: good luck, sweet love, happy hug, happy environment, happy family and happy life.

4. The days with you are everything to you, and the days without you are everything to you! With you, everything is so beautiful, the weather is beautiful and flowers are everywhere. I wish you a happy Women's Day!

Elegant people know by looking at their backs, enterprising people know by listening to footsteps, kind people know by looking at their smiles, and excellent people know by looking at you. I wish you a happy Women's Day!

6. If I give you a little color, you will shine; if I give you a little fat, you will get fat; if I give you a rose, you will feel dizzy; if I give you a husband, you will not know the direction. I wish March 8th a better life!

7. Women's Day is coming again. Today is your festival! I cook breakfast for you in the morning and dinner for you in the evening. Hero, it's time to rest today. I have something to take on.

8. Women's Day, women's general mobilization: be diligent in exercise and be a healthy woman; Do more maintenance and be a beautiful woman; Galloping in the shopping mall and being a professional woman; Get married and have children, and be a happy woman.

9, you always love to whisper, you are very gossip, although I don't want to, but I still want to say: Happy Women's Day! Who told you to be as beautiful as an angel and as charming as a devil?

10 and March 8 are your holidays. You can take my wallet. Take it all. Go shopping in the mall! Honey, thank you for everything you have done for your family. Today is Women's Day. Wish you a happy holiday!

1 1. A good woman is a mountain, dignified and generous; A good woman is water, tender; A good woman is a book full of wisdom; Good women are safe and reliable ports. Happy Women's Day in advance!

12, those who receive my blessing will never be fired; People who study will prosper; People who store will love sweetness; People who delete will be lucky again and again; The salary of the person who forwarded it skyrocketed! Happy March 8th!

13, I know you are busy, I know you are hardworking, but you should know that your task today is very important, because today is Women's Day, and you promised to cook for me.

14, I must be very happy to receive my blessing. There must be a future to store my blessing. It won't be hard to forward my blessing, and it will be beautiful and youthful to restore my blessing. Happy Women's Day on March 8th.

15, honey, I wouldn't invite you to dinner knowing that you want to have a thinner waist. Knowing that you want less wrinkles, I won't make you happy. I swear that I will keep my promise. Happy Women's Day.

Your smile makes my heart beat! At first glance, the world was shocked! Your first stop, traffic is paralyzed! You look good without dressing up! When you dress up, the universe is amazed! Beauty, happy Women's Day!

17, sinking fish and falling geese is your surface, closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers is your connotation, natural beauty is your destiny, and beauty is your characteristic! Dear, March 8 Women's Day is here, I wish you more and more beautiful!

18, send you a flower, take it home happily, send you a tree, be safe and happy, send you a glass of water, be healthy forever, send you a word, Happy Women's Day, wish you a sweet life and smile every day.

19, the green leaves are perfect because of safflower, and the world is beautiful because of a woman! So thank the creator for his greatness and giving us such a lovely Eve. Long live Women's Day and Happy March 8th!

20. Today is Women's Day. I invite you to dinner in case you get fat. I'll buy you a drink in case you get drunk. I invite you to smoke, but you don't. It's too expensive to invite you to travel. Sending you text messages is environmentally friendly and affordable. Happy holidays!

2 1, give you some color and you will shine, give you some oil and you will get fat, give you roses and you will feel dizzy, and give it to your husband and you will not know the direction! Dear beauty, I wish you a better March 8th Festival!

22. What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow! What beauty? You! Happy March 8th, beauty!

23, married men remember: Today is Women's Day, behave well, buy food and cook, wash and wipe the floor, not your job now. Otherwise, your wife is really a bitch, and you are finished!

24, women are intoxicating like flowers, and women are lingering like water. Women are like tigers, they work tirelessly, women are like jade, and imperial women are like jade. May you have a beautiful Women's Day, full of laughter, youth, beauty and charm.

25. On March 8th, March 8th, the majority of women laughed, temporarily put down their housework, and enjoyed the carnival. May you be as capable as Nu Wa, smarter than Athena, healthier and happier, and enjoy a happy life!

26, flowers are beautiful, but not as good as your smile; Music is too sweet to beat your voice; Diamonds are too bright to fascinate my eyes; You are the most beautiful in my heart. Today is Women's Day. May your happiness last forever!

27. I want to surf the Internet for free, I want to be ten years younger, I want to be not tired at work, I want handsome guys to line up, I want to be omnipotent, I want to eat fat in the sea, I want clothes to be inexpensive, and I want to be innocent. Happy Women's Day!

28. Beauty asks you to be an image, wisdom asks you to be an endorsement, health asks you to advertise, and happiness asks you to publicize, but I have to remind you that it is best not to be too comprehensive and leave a bowl of rice for others! Happy Women's Day!

29. It is difficult to go home to buy a ticket during the Spring Festival, to buy a house when you grow up, to take the college entrance examination, to go out to visit relatives and to travel. Life is full of difficulties. If you want to solve all kinds of difficulties, you must seek help. I wish you happiness, Women's Day.

30. March 8 arrived. I wish you stay away from the kitchen on your own holiday, and your husband will feel more pain. Less trouble, more fun; Less bickering, more happiness. Happy Women's Day!

3 1. A boyfriend on Valentine's Day can enjoy the warmth like spring, the pleasure of washing feet and the pleasure of rubbing his back on Women's Day. Coupled with a pile of endless love stories, I wish you a happy Women's Day!

The warm sunshine in March adds luster to the smile. The silk rain in March washed away the troubles of life. The breeze in March blew away the good mood. The flowers in March convey the voice of blessing: Happy Women's Day and Happy Life!

I wish you better and better life, more attractive appearance and better economy. Making money on villas, diamonds and jewels is like mowing grass. You feel like a thief, plus happiness and harassment. I will be proud of a woman like you!

34. The wind in March makes you feel cheerful; The rain in March makes your happiness last; The sunshine in March makes your heart warm; The blessing of March makes your life happy. I wish you a happy Women's Day in advance!

35, washing pots and cooking housework, all pushed to my husband's busy, just because today is March 8 th, there are many rights to cover the sky with one hand. Don't be stingy with shopping, rouge and gouache are all available, sing out the strength of women, and have a happy Women's Day on March 8th.

36. Today is a beautiful spring day, and beautiful women gather all over the world. Put aside family chores, consolidate social status, be beautiful and intelligent, be doubly happy every day, let go of your dreams and pursue them, and have no regrets in youth. May you reap more beautiful life!

37, women are water, with softness, how many bloody men fall under the pomegranate skirt and become soft! Women hold up half the sky, and then check the ratio of men to women. Comprehensive conclusion: Women can conquer the world! Happy Women's Day!

38. I used a wisp of spring breeze, two drops of summer rain, three pieces of autumn leaves and four pieces of winter plums to weave colorful gift boxes and colorful ribbons, and put them into eternal blessings with nine points of sincerity and enthusiasm: Happy Women's Day!

39. On beauty, beauty is not as good as you; On talent, clear photos are for you to see; On nobility, the imperial concubine is not as good as you; On happiness, everyone envies you. May you have a happy March 8th, feel better, be younger and more beautiful!

40. Don't say I didn't think of you, don't say I didn't think of you. At least I turned my head and moved my fingers and spent a lot of money. Send the blessing of Women's Day in advance: May you be young and beautiful every year!

4 1, honey, today is Women's Day, so you don't have to mop the floor, wash the dishes or take care of the baby. You can invite some sisters to play. Don't worry, I have everything. I'll find someone to do it myself. Happy March 8th!

42. When Women's Day arrives, SMS reminds you to be healthy: simple tea and simple meals nourish your stomach, and you are happy and healthy; Sunbathing in the bright sunshine and sleeping in a sweet dream; Forget all the dust and fatigue, good luck! May you be happy!

43. Women's Day is coming. I solemnly declare that all the beautiful women in the world are my sisters! In order to avoid unnecessary interruption, please forgive me for not paying New Year greetings one by one, and send a text message in advance to say that the beautiful women are lucky, beautiful and happy.

44. Women hold up half the sky, but today, as a man, I want to lend you my other half of the sky and let you have the whole sky. Honey, today is your holiday. I wish you a happy Women's Day, always happy and beautiful!

45. Women are high in status, fat and boastful; Thin, praise slim; Love to move, that is lively; Reserved, that is, quiet; Young, belonging to youth; Old age belongs to maturity. Even I want to send a message: Happy Women's Day!

46. Others praise you for your beauty, but I wish you health; Others praise you for being gentle, but I wish you peace; Others say you are clever, but I wish you happiness. Today is Women's Day. I wish you happiness every day and happiness will always be around!

47, March 8 gay men should be diligent: buy food, cook and clean up the room; Wife pays quickly for shopping; Laugh all over your face, rubbing your back and shoulders; All-round service, can not be neglected; Let my wife enjoy this day and serve us willingly in the future!

48. A woman has twenty-one flowers and thirty melons. Forty is hot, fifty is handsome, sixty is a good mother, seventy is a master, and eighty or ninety is the best. On Women's Day, I wish my female compatriots a happy holiday and stay young forever!

49. There are three kinds of people in society. First, people who use others show that they have the strength to be in charge; Second, being used by people shows the value of being used; Third, people who are not used by others and cannot be used by others are mediocre people.

50. The warm sun in March gives you a bright mood. The breeze in March blew away the smile on your face. The silk rain in March washed away the troubles. Flowers in March, all bloom for you, send a blessing voice: Happy Women's Day!

5 1. Once upon a time, you did housework with one hand and added white hair with the other. Once upon a time, you refused to let go of a man and lowered your shoulders; Once, no matter how hard and tired you were, you worked hard. March 8 Women's Day, bless your dear mother!

52, women are water, with softness, how many bloody men fall under the pomegranate skirt and become soft! Women hold up half the sky, and then check the ratio of men to women. Comprehensive conclusion: Women can conquer the world! Happy Women's Day!

53. Throughout the ages, there were 3,000 harem beauties, but only one Yang Guifei; There are countless talented women who can sing and dance in India, and there is only one Taj Mahal. There are countless beautiful women in the world, and you only have one! I wish you a happy Women's Day in advance!

54. One day, women are proud of the spring breeze, and men wash the floor; Accompanied by female Korean dramas, men wash dishes and cook; Women invite friends to chat, men are around, women celebrate Women's Day and men celebrate Labor Day!

55. Lovely women who make me blush and cold, lovely women who make me feel distressed and gentle, lovely women who make me moved by intelligence, and lovely women who make me crazy and bad all want to blend in with you and in your festival.

56. Women are the most beautiful scenery in men's eyes; A woman is the most important thing in a man's life; A woman is always the happiest pursuit of a man in his life. When Women's Day is coming, it is essential for men to bless women. Happy holidays!

57. Be a female thief! Thin is slim, fat is plump, dressing up is natural, not dressing up is simple, diligence is virtuous, and laziness is to improve social status. No, someone sent a blessing message: Happy Women's Day!

58. A good woman makes people feel relaxed and happy. A good woman always makes people feel happy. A good woman gives people infinite warmth. A good woman is just like you, dignified and elegant, gentle and lovely. March 8 Women's Day, I wish you youth and beauty!

59, clothes wrapped in the body, revealing sexy; Eyes look forward to deep affection, showing sharing; Delicate is the shoulder, firm is the heart; Women may not be so handsome, but they are greater. Happy Women's Day!

On the occasion of Women's Day on March 8th, may all the monks give birth to you, may all the princes call for you, may all the handsome boys send you flowers, and may all the men become fools for you! I wish the beautiful women who want to read the information a happy holiday! .

6 1, you are a gentle harbor, giving my soul a stop; You are a warm home, giving me spiritual comfort; You are a beautiful flower, dotted with happiness in life; Women's Day is coming, I wish my wife a happy holiday and happiness!

62. The mobile phone rang, greeting, women's liberation on March 8th. Half the sky is really sunny. They went shopping for leisure and vacation. They are beautiful and generous. Who appreciates his wife? Today is Women's Day. Please behave well for men and reflect on women.

63, send you jasmine, I wish you a beautiful smile! I will send you a happy tree. I wish you happiness and enough money! Send you a lily, may our love last forever; Send you roses, I wish you charm! I wish you a happy March 8th!

64. March 8 is the day to come to see you. I will wash clothes and cook. Every day, you are busy. I came to the kitchen today, and my cooking is definitely not as delicious as yours. Don't be angry if you don't like it. Do more exercises in the future to make yourself happy. Dear, Happy Women's Day!

65. The fireworks in the kitchen are crackling, a healthy life is as sweet as honey, gentle care and laughter, a strong woman at work, a determined and cheerful life. I wish you a happy journey on Women's Day, all the best and good health.

66. You are a careful scout, and you are asking about the health of the whole family! You are a beautiful literary warrior, and the happiness of the whole family is defined by you! You are a meticulous signalman, and the happiness of the whole family is passed on by you! Women's Day, thank you for your hard work!

67. Give you a little color and you will start to shine. Give you a little oil and you will get fat. Give you a rose, and you will feel dizzy. Give you a greeting and you will be elated. Give you a blessing, you will not know where to go. I wish you a happy March 8th Girls' Day!

68. Today is a special festival. It is not as romantic as Valentine's Day, nor as joyful as Christmas, but it is surrounded by all the female compatriots with warmth and care. Happy Women's Day to all female friends in the world!

69. You give your love and quietly cultivate the family garden; You raise your dream and still climb the mountain of your career; You pass on your feelings and wait for the sky of love forever; You stand up and love the fertile soil of life forever. March 8 is here, may you be happy!

70. Because of you, everything at home and abroad is in order; Because of you, life is infinitely sweet everywhere; Because of you, work is full of passion; Because of you, life is no longer lonely on the road. On the occasion of Women's Day, I wish the great you happiness, health and beauty forever!

On Women's Day 7 1 and March 8th, male compatriots should pay attention to never saying anything wrong, never coming home late, never finding fault, never quarreling, never forgetting her, giving her blessings and happiness, and no amount of money will be wasted in front of her.

72. When you celebrate the festival, I will send my best wishes. Youth lives forever, but the face is not old. Be good to yourself and strict with your family. Honey, be sure to manage it. Other men, find them if you want. It is raining lightly, and happiness is always guaranteed. Happy holidays are essential. Happy Women's Day!

73. When the wife frowns, the husband must accompany her; When the wife stares, the husband must stand in front; When the wife stomps, the husband must pay; When the wife pouts, the husband must always accompany her. When the March 8 th Festival arrives, the wife is the only leader and absolutely obeys.

74. It's Women's Day again. First, I wish you happiness. Plan the kitchen and send away the grandson and the wet nurse's son. Business begets babies, but the kitchen doesn't fail. Popcorn in iron sand palm, husband and baby of Harvard manager. Women can also break into the world and live a happy life!

75. You show your beautiful and dignified nature with a smile, your lovely and moving nature with kindness, your virtuous and gentle charm with consideration, and your extraordinary courage with wisdom. On Women's Day, I wish you more and more beautiful, happier and happier!

76. Without you, the world will collapse, and with you, the world will be happy; In my Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. Because of you, the world has become so beautiful. You are a wonderful miracle in my life. Dear, Happy Women's Day!

77, three points miss eight points, give you a single confession; Three points support eight points help, give you wholehearted care; Three points of understanding, eight points of consideration, give you single-minded persistence; Three points warm and eight points romantic, giving you a single-minded love. Today is Women's Day, and I am in love with you.

78. When I am sad, you are like a guzheng that blows away my sadness; When I am sad, you are like a breeze to heal my wounds; When I am lonely, you light up my heart like a piece of sunshine; When I am confused, you guide me forward like a star! Today, I want to give you my most sincere wishes, Happy Women's Day, my dear mother!

79. Today, my husband sang a song for you: the wife is the oldest, you are the goddess, you are the love, and you are the conscientious wallet, because the money earned by my husband must be kept for you. On March 8th Women's Day, I will tell you loudly, I love you, girl friends. Give my husband some pocket money today. Have a happy day and have a hearty smile.

80. Women dressed in festive costumes are fashionable, beautiful and charming. Appeared on the playground stage, singing and dancing, very happy. The tug-of-war rope skipping quiz contestant, the scene is very lively, male compatriots come on. Women's Day, I wish you, show the most beautiful side, let men stay and remember!