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Why do men rub on both sides and women rub on all sides?

This is absolutely cold knowledge that you don't know, even people who often go to the bathhouse to take a bath may not understand it. It is true that men rub both sides and women rub all sides, but not every bathhouse is like this.

This statement is easy to understand. The washerwoman just wants to add more money and earn more money.

It stands to reason that people only have two sides, both men and women are the same. How can a woman have two more sides?

This has to be said that the structure of the human body. As we all know, a woman's body is front and back, hip breadth, and thick with fat, which belongs to a three-dimensional animal. Naturally, there are two sides besides the front and back, that is, four sides. Men are flat-chested, little ass, with broad shoulders and less fat. They are flat animals. When they take a bath, they all wipe on a large area, and both sides pass by, so men only wipe on both sides.

There is a saying that a man takes a bath like a pancake, turned over on both sides; A woman taking a bath is like kneading dough, turning it three times and covering everything.

Of course, this is not absolute, and the bathing teacher will not say "Do you want to rub all around" to every woman. If you meet some women with thin bodies and flat breasts, you will rub them according to the normal "two sides". Only those obese bodies will put forward "rubbing their hands" in order to add a little money. This is easy to understand, after all, more efforts are needed.

Not every local bathhouse is like this, and the characteristics of different places are different. According to the information provided by netizens, what we can know is that in Northeast China, Inner Mongolia, Hebei and other places, there is indeed a saying that "women should wipe their faces when taking a bath". Generally, a bathing teacher will not ask, but just "rub both sides", which is probably the most basic service. "Wipe all sides" must cost more money. If you agree, you agree to increase the money. If you don't agree, you will still rub it on both sides, but not as hard as rubbing it on all sides. If you agree, the bath teacher will carefully clean your two "noodles" so that the money you added will not be wasted.

This may be an ingenious "special service" that the teachers have come up with. After all, hard work is not easy.

Of course, no matter in the north or the south, men will not ask you if you are "rubbing on all sides". Needless to say, it is both before and after. But it does not rule out that those big fat people will be "rubbed all around". After all, the rubbing area is larger than the average person, and the strength will be more than the average person. There is nothing wrong with adding a little money.

It is not easy to think about it. Although it is a technical job, it depends on strength, paying attention to a "four lightness and four heaviness", and the hands should be strong, but the skin should not be red and swollen, leaving blood stains. I'm afraid it's a hooligan to want to "wipe all around" After all, fat people and thin people, women and men pay different efforts and time, and it is understandable to treat them differently.

Therefore, in the future, when lesbians go to the bathhouse and are asked by the bathing teacher, "Do you want to rub all around", you must know how to answer.

I don't know how many times a woman takes a bath. I haven't seen it and I can't talk nonsense! Let me try to say that when we men rub a few faces, it is definitely not two faces, but five faces, front, back, left and right, and bottom. I definitely have experience in rubbing my back. I used to like taking a bath. After soaking for half an hour, the master asked you to come up and start rubbing.

Men and women have their own needs.

The difference between men and women is that male and female bath masters are different. The female bath owner is weak, so she can only wipe her back and forth, one side at a time, and women are conscientious, and women love to be clean, for fear that the dust will not be wiped off. The male bath owner is strong and has the strength to take a bath. The man who is rubbed has rough skin, so you can rub it hard. In order to save trouble, the male bath owner doesn't want to toss and turn. This is the difference between two sides and four sides of men and women rubbing bath.

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This is indeed an interesting phenomenon, because bathing itself is an interesting phenomenon. There are not only two and four differences between men and women, but also differences between north and south. I believe many people have recently seen the film Bathing Friends by Qiao Shan and Peng Yuchang. Although the film was shot in the south, it is about the out-and-out Northeast rubbings culture.

Southerners don't bathe, and northerners don't bathe. There is indeed a difference between the north and the south in the matter of "rubbing" Bathrooms in the north are basically equipped with bath workers, and there are few bathhouses in the south. When we were in college, some students didn't even see the bath towel. We don't know if what he said is true or not, but he said that they took many baths there, but they just didn't take a bath.

As for why there is such a difference, there should be two reasons.

One is that the weather in the south itself is hot and humid, people sweat a lot and it is convenient to take a bath. It is no problem to wash it three or four times a day. You can wash it so many times a day. You naturally feel that your body is clean, so there is no need to rub it hard. It's different in the north, especially in the winter in the northeast, when the temperature is as low as MINUS 20 or 30 degrees, it was inconvenient to take a bath at home before, so basically going to the bathhouse once a week, taking a bath and rubbing your body for a week has become a kind of "culture" over time. Even if I have the conditions to wash at home now, it is difficult to change the deep-rooted things and this "rubbing culture".

There is another reason for the regional differences. A person in a region has a habit and character. In this matter, you need to lie naked in front of others, and your body will be tossed around by your master. Northeasters are heroic and southerners are reserved, so there are still many embarrassing places in this matter, and it is naturally difficult to accept this way psychologically. Moreover, the climate in the south makes the skin of southerners a little more delicate, while the massage masters in the northeast focus on "strength", and the massage strength is so great that many people can't stand it. For example, I had a massage in the northeast, and some people said, "I felt like I was wearing a sweater before rubbing, but I felt like silk after rubbing", indicating that this strength is not generally great.

Men rub both sides and women rub all sides. This should be the formulation of the Northeast, at least I have only heard it once in the Northeast.

When I went to the Northeast for business in winter, my classmates insisted on asking me to take a bath and asked him why there was nothing else. He said, "Because we have a good relationship, isn't it good to be honest with each other?" Although it sounds like a joke, it sounds reasonable.

The bath owner will also chat with you while taking a bath and tell you about the bath culture. "Men rub both sides and women rub all sides." He said that because men are generally thinner, the upper, lower, left and right sides have basically passed, and being fat does not affect at all; But women are different, fat is thick, and because of the different body structure, the two sides must be rubbed separately, so they are four sides.

Although there is a little difference, the basic process is the same. They all go through four stages of "washing, soaking, steaming and rubbing". After rubbing, the bathing union will give you a set of massage techniques in time to make your every pore feel comfortable.

Summary: Although there are many bathing places all over the country now, if you want to experience the authentic "rubbing bath culture", you should go to the northeast instead of going to any convention or anything, just go to a clean and tidy bathing place.