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Why is the statue of Confucius placed on campus?
How have you been recently? Since ancient times, people in China have had the habit of making friends. Are they amateurs? Of course, I can't avoid custom. Let me introduce my relationship with Mr. Kong Lao. Mr. Kong has 3,000 disciples, which can be said to be full of peaches and plums. I am a descendant of your favorite student, Yan Hui. My name is Yan *. My mother is your 78th daughter-in-law. Are Mr. Kong and Yan * relatives and friends? Do you remember the little girl who bowed to you last May Day? That's me!
In recent years, your statues have often been erected on campus, and a> has let you spread all over the country, so that all women and children know your name. "Learning the joy of Xi" has made many scholars work hard for it. "It's a pleasure to have friends from afar" makes our hometown Qufu a hospitable place and a state of etiquette. Because of your existence, Qufu has become an ancient cultural city.
A few days ago, I visited your Confucius Temple. I heard from the tour guide that your Dacheng Hall is only three bricks shorter than the Forbidden City. The higher the threshold, the more valuable your position is. Looking at the high threshold, I think Mr. Kong must be a highly respected person, including the emperors who built temples for you and the emperors of past dynasties.
Do you know that?/You know what? I especially admire you. You travel around the world and spread culture. You have the ideal of "ruling the country with your family and leveling the world". You have a declaration that "I am interested in learning at the age of 15, have a stand at the age of 30, am not confused at the age of 40, understand the world at the age of 50, obey at the age of 60, and be unwilling at the age of 70".
The younger generation is incompetent, and there are some problems I want to point out for my husband. Mr. Wang once said, "Stay away from farmers and spore kitchens" and "Never tire of eating and painting". Why stay away from the agricultural tripod and spore kitchen? Dedicated to your humble position? You are too lofty! Aren't all your exquisite foods from farmers and spore chefs? I really want to tell you that "360 lines, each line is the best" should not look down on any humble career. Now, the phrase "stay away from farmers and spore chefs" must be a brick!
As a rational person, Mr. Wang can't figure out why he raised the question of "men are superior to women". The younger generation took the liberty to advise Mr. Wang, hoping that his words would make Mr. Wang repent, but he should be a gentleman and a latecomer.
It is said that Mr. Wang's appearance is not ideal (not only not ideal, but also quite ideal! I'm afraid all the dinosaurs on the Internet are better looking than him now, so girls don't want to associate with you, so you become a man who hates men and loses his husband. You put forward the idea that "men are superior to women", which makes the status of women in China plummet. Today, women can be rehabilitated after more than 2,000 years. If you are reborn in this era, all women will be desperate to break up with you, including
Mr. Wang's mistake is that you think that only men and literate people are noble, which leads you astray. What a pity. If Mr. Quanxia knows everything, have you ever felt guilty and regretted it?
People who can only see themselves and others are mortal. He who can see clearly himself and others is a saint, and Mr. Wang is a saint.
May Mr. Wang be reincarnated as soon as possible (it must look better, otherwise we will be dead if we put forward "men are superior to women") and become a new anthropologist, university scholar and great educator.
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