Ask a few BT brain teasers

Xiao Bai looks like his brother, so he plays idioms.

A: The facts are clear.

Q: Why are pears the hottest fruit?

A: Pears (ions) are hot.

Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

A: It's still a robot cat

Why: Because he always reaches out his round hand to people!

Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: Robot cat

Why: Because he can't see his fingers.

A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the sea of ice, and what became after being fished out?

A: Betel nut

Q: What kind of chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow?

A: Chicken nuggets (quick)

Nicole Kidman (slow)

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables! ~~

Q: What animal is the owner?

A: Pigs, because pigs (pearls) are experts.

Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

A: Sea (newspaper) leopard

Q: What happens when a fat man falls from 12 floor?

fat person

Q: Who will help you eat when you are full?

A: Feilong, because Feilong is added in units of (days).

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die?

A: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why?

A: There is a sign on the dotted pole, which says "No peeing here".

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy.

Yes, why?

What?

A: Many puppies are waiting in line.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing is posted on it, and the queue is there.

Guo Huan

It's suffocating Why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed.

A triangular tree was sent to the North Pole for planting ... when it grew up! That tree is called ...?

Trigonometric function (cold tree) ..............

Q: Boss, isn't this called beef noodles? Why is there no beef? !

They call it the old woman's cake. Why not get a wife if you buy it? !

Q: A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra, so it is black, white and red.

horse

What's his name?

A: It's a shy zebra, hehe.

Q: One day, there was a match stick, and its head was itchy. I grabbed it and it burned. Then taken to the hospital, from

Emergency treatment

When the room came out, guess what it became.

A: Cotton swabs, because there is a bandage on your head.

Why does silkworm baby have money?

Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal)

Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolf)

What is God's vehicle? -Magic (riding) baby

Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins. (Name a food)

Answer: chocolate bar

Chocolate fights with eggs, and chocolate wins again. (Name the food again)

Answer: chocolate bar

Chocolate fought against tomatoes and eggs at the same time, and chocolate won again. (Name a food again)

Answer: tomato and egg noodles

Chocolate and eggs fought again, and chocolate won again (Name the food again)

Egg crisp (lose)

One finger is called one in English, two fingers are called two in English, and so on, four fingers

English

It's called four, so what are the English names of the four fingers that bend upward?

Answer: WONDERFFUL (bend four)

Why are dogs getting smaller and smaller?

Answer: because the dog is getting farther and farther.

A spider walked through a pile of shit. How many feet does he walk on?

-Not walking on eight feet .........

-It uses six feet because it covers its nose with two feet ~

Xiao Bai, Huang Xiao and Xiao Lan take a long-distance bus. Who gets carsick?

Answer: Xiao Bai, because Xiao Bai will vomit (white rabbit).

Small white+small white =?

A: White Rabbit (Xiao Bai Er):

What is Qu Yuan's wife's surname?

The surname is Chen, because (Chen) is a surname.

What line do monkeys hate most?

Parallel lines, because there is no intersection (banana)

Which historical figures should be beaten the most?

Su Wu-Suwu Shepherd Beihai (kicked by the sea)