Creative humorous stories can be shown to teachers in a formal way.

1. In math class, the teacher talked about the proof of a theorem and wrote a whole blackboard. I don't know where it got stuck, but I couldn't prove it. I just stood there staring alone. The class was silent for ten minutes, and suddenly a boy said: Who pressed the timeout?

2. In junior high school, there was a wonderful male classmate who sat at the same table with a woman. He was playing Wenquxing under the table in class, and the woman was prone on the table to watch him play, but the class teacher saw him at the back door.

call them to the office after class and ask, what are you two doing? That wonderful work actually said,' The zipper of my pants is broken, and I am repairing the zipper.

I don't know what she's looking at ...

3. A student reports to school.

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Teacher: "Parents' name?"

student: "Li Dameng."

teacher: "relationship with you?"

student: "not so good, he often beats me!" "

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In the physics exam, the teacher took a dozen corrected papers and said, "Do you see how you all answered this question? Huh? Q: Why do you feel cold when you go ashore after swimming? Water evaporates and absorbs heat! How many times have I told you? Who wrote the answer? ! A: Is it windy on the shore? ！”

5. Today, I saw the inspirational slogan on the students' desks, "As long as you don't learn to die, learn to die" ... It inspired me a lot! When I came back, I changed my weight-loss slogan to "As long as I'm hungry, I'll die hungry" … I still don't believe it!

6. I just woke up, hid under the covers and sent a short message to my roommate, wanting to ask his teacher if he called the roll.

after a few seconds, a weak voice came from the opposite bed: "Are you sure you are asking me?"

7. There are new twins in my son's kindergarten.

When I saw the children off this morning, the kindergarten teacher told me that my son has been bullying new classmates recently and likes to pat the twins on the head.

When asked about the reason, my son replied weakly: Are they watching together? I've been away for three days, so why can't the swelling go away ...

8. When talking about lz Band 6, it's not good to ask others after the exam! But I was scared to pee in the following conversation

"How was the exam? "

" I don't know! "

"? That must be good! "

" I really don't know. GuangTM was too busy scribbling cards to read the questions! "

9. When I was a freshman, I went to the canteen to pack my bags. But there was something wrong with the card punching machine, and I scratched down 15 yuan at a time. My brother, who sold steamed buns, couldn't add it back after a long time, so he said piteously," Nothing, I remember you. I will come here often in the future until I use up the extra money. " I have to agree.

Poor me. I ate steamed buns for a whole semester. Brother Steamed Bun still owes me 2.3 yuan ... The most exasperating thing is that I didn't find a girlfriend after four years of college! ! ! Until graduation, one day I was walking on the campus tree-lined road, and I listened to a group of girls behind me pointing and whispering, "Yes, that's him! ! Don't find such a boyfriend in the future, and go to the second canteen to eat steamed buns every day without paying! !

1. One day, the math teacher was in the middle of a lecture, and suddenly waved High hand and said, "That who, go there, bring me that what."

The audience was stunned, only to see that the class representative immediately bounced out of the classroom and moved a stack of math papers.

From then on, everyone praised him as a stooge of the math teacher.

11. In the first year of high school, students of Grade 12B study at night and sleep at their desks.

The chemistry teacher is here. Wake him up! I saw a physics book on this desk! The teacher said indifferently, what class is this class? Here comes GC! This calmly looked at the teacher and took out a geography book.

The chemistry teacher can't keep calm at this moment! Cried hysterically: it's been three months since tmd started school. You don't know what I teach?

12. Just now, I received a short message on my mobile phone: After the college entrance examination, the school sent out the answer and assessed the score with my classmates. When a classmate came to chemistry, he suddenly shouted: Haha! I made all the right chemical choices! Next to the theory: Big Brother, look, the answer is physics

13. There was an exam in our school. A boy sat in the last row and received the answer from a classmate. He was so excited that he immediately started to copy it. He was just about to copy it. When he looked up, he saw the invigilator coming to him with a smile. Obviously, he saw it.

This is my friend's later behavior, which became a classic of our whole grade: he stood up straight and looked directly at the teacher, then put the answer paper on his nose and punched it hard, and then threw a parabola-the garbage basket at the door.

The teacher stared at him several times, but finally he didn't have the courage to pick up the evidence.

14. When I was in middle school, one day, it happened to be my favorite physics class.

I was bored and found something very interesting, so I whispered it to my deskmate.

Unexpectedly, a chalk head hit my forehead.

"Stand up! Tell her what you just told her ten times! "

Facing the teacher's angry face, I muttered in a low voice: "..."

"Louder! Let the whole class hear! "

I made up my mind: "The teacher's zipper is not pulled! The teacher's zipper is not zipped! The teacher's zipper is not zipped! Teacher's zipper ...... "

15. In high school, a buddy in the class was born in 1981. He was very old ...

The following happened when he took the bus:

In his sophomore year, this buddy took the bus to school. Because of the long journey, when he was bored, a neighbor was about 35 years old.

This buddy may have been treated so much, but he was not very surprised. He answered quite calmly: "No.3 Middle School".

The man's second sentence: "Oh, go to see the children? It's hard for children to go to school ... "

The buddy's face twitched and he didn't say anything.

the third sentence: "eldest brother, what grade is your child in?" That buddy was really annoyed, and he didn't explain, so he slipped a sentence: "Senior One"

At this time, the classic appeared.

The man stared at the buddy with great surprise for ten seconds, and then he said, "Brother, you got married very late!"

16. When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me when I graduated.

I was going to say 2, but when I got excited, I said, "Two thousand years ago."

to make matters worse, the examiner gave a sigh and said, "Confucius' student."