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I devoted my most perfect years to compulsory education.

1, it is said that women are made of water, but recently the water pollution is so serious.

People inside the wall want to come out, people outside the wall want to go in, and I stand on the wall and watch.

3, benefactor, put down the butcher's knife and set the Buddha to shave his head.

You can only convince others' ears with your mouth, but you can conquer others' hearts with your actions.

5. Live in the coldest water and try not to drown.

Hey, don't put your useless face in front of me. Thank you.

7. You are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

8. I made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.

9. Don't miss some crooked melons and cracked dates. How do you know what is best?

10, every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

1 1, you are not Lin Daiyu, don't play sad like others.

12, jokes are actually hot and cold. Who doesn't know humor?

13, the only thing I can put down at this age is chopsticks.

14. What is money? Something I don't have.

15, if the heart is not like the sea, how can there be a career like the sea?

16, one heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, then you are not alone.

17, what is crazier than love-lovelorn.

18, don't be afraid of temptation, you resisted, which means you are a good person; The failure of the boycott shows that you are a good person.

19, don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

20. I dedicated my most perfect years to compulsory education.

2 1, women have two mouths, one is right and wrong, and the other is cannibal.

22. Being stared at by a beautiful woman needs more psychological quality than being watched by an ugly woman for a day.

23. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

You say you are my friend, but in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

25. Be careful when brushing your teeth in the future, and don't swallow mouthwash.

26. Speaking is not necessarily better than singing. But singing must be worse than talking.

Slogan of compulsory education

1, the deeper the knowledge, the heavier the unknown.

2, a century-long plan, education-oriented.

3. The process of teachers' teaching is also the process of teachers' growth.

The purpose of education is to learn to be a man and do things.

5. Innovative development platform to create first-class education.

6. Deepen the educational reform, optimize the educational structure and improve the quality of education.

7, comprehensively promote the curriculum reform, and comprehensively improve the quality of education.

8. Protect the right of school-age children to receive compulsory education according to law.

It is illegal to let children who receive compulsory education drop out of school.

10, knowledge is the temple of progress, and interactive learning is the bridge to communicate the soul.

1 1. Fully implement quality education and improve the quality of education.

12. Education is the basic right and obligation of citizens.

13, implement the strategy of "revitalizing the city through science and education" and make every effort to build a "strong city through education"

14, the difference between people lies in their spare time. Scientific research shows that everyone's development depends on what he concentrates on in his spare time.

15, do a good job in people's satisfaction education and create a good trend of social care and support for education.

16. Qi Xin works together to build a strong education city.

17, work stimulates learning, and learning creates good results.

18, the hope of family lies in children, and the hope of children lies in education.

19, education changes fate, and wisdom leads glory.

20, all rivers run into the sea, with great tolerance; The wall stands a thousand miles, and it is just without desire.

2 1. It is the right and obligation of every citizen to receive nine-year compulsory education.

22. Establish a civilized, healthy and scientific lifestyle and comprehensively improve people's quality.

23. If you are poor and don't study, your roots are hard to break. Wealth does not read, and wealth does not last long.

24, the implementation of government responsibility, strengthen government behavior, to ensure investment in education.

25. Work is the core of life, employment is the foundation of people's livelihood and education is the source of survival.

26. It is the legal obligation of parents to ensure that school-age minors receive compulsory education.

27, the implementation of quality education, promote the all-round development of people.

28. Actively promote the adjustment of school layout and promote the balanced development of education.

29. The state implements nine-year compulsory education.

30. Give priority to education and build a harmonious society in an all-round way.

3 1. Community education is an important way to create a learning organization.

32. Improve the level of "two basics" and build a new socialist countryside.

33, build a harmonious breakthrough, establish a harmonious education, and promote educational equity.

34. Knowledge changes fate and learning creates the future.

35. Parents should ensure that their children complete nine-year compulsory education according to law.

36. Learning is the cultivation of quality and reading is the accumulation of knowledge.

37. Education is a career, and its significance lies in dedication; Education is science, and its value lies in seeking truth; Education is art and its life lies in innovation.

38. A job, a harvest, a spirit, a career.

39. The teaching process is the development process of students.

40. Do a good job in first-class education and strive to become a strong city in education.

4 1. Carry out the compulsory education law and implement the funding guarantee mechanism for compulsory education.

42, people-oriented, moral education, all-round development, happy life, to ensure that school-age children and adolescents receive compulsory education according to law.

43, school education, education-oriented, moral, intellectual and physical beauty, moral education first.

44. The greatest success of education is to let students learn to learn.

45. The whole society should care about and support education.

46. The party attaches importance to education first, politics is based on promoting education, and the people are proud of teaching.

47. Thousands of teachers in Qian Qian teach people to seek truth, while thousands of students in Qian Qian learn to be human.

48. If the ambition is not true, the heart is not hot, and the heart is not hot, it is not virtuous.

49. It is impossible to settle down. If you are ambitious, you can't do anything.

50. Saving out-of-school children means saving the future.

5 1. Implement the strategy of rejuvenating the country through science and education and implement the strategic position of giving priority to the development of education.

52. Ambition and perseverance are the wings of a career.

53. Implement quality education to lay the foundation for students' lifelong development and happiness.

54, lifelong learning, shaping a better future.

The value of life should be judged by his contributions, not by his achievements.

56. Education is service, and it is for students.

57. It is everyone's responsibility to control school dropout.

58. Life is limited and learning is infinite.

59. Support Scientific Outlook on Development in promoting education development.

60. Learning is the source of progress, and skills are the foundation of earning a living.

6 1, ordinary people are resigned to their fate, and only the strong are their own masters.

62. Education changes fate, knowledge creates wealth, and learning enriches life.

63. Implement the strategy of rejuvenating the city through science and education and give priority to the development of education.

64, * * * figure economic take-off, * * seeks the development of education.

65. Adhere to the people-oriented principle and build a harmonious campus.

66. Effectively strengthen basic education and strive to improve the quality of the people.

67. Whoever has knowledge will have wealth.

68. It is illegal not to send children to compulsory education.

69. Compulsory education is a public welfare undertaking.

70. There are fields that don't plow warehouses, and books that don't read children and grandchildren.

7 1. Teachers are promoters of student development.

72, school-age children and adolescents should be enrolled in the school where the household registration is located.

73. It is illegal to recruit minors under the age of 16 to work.

74. Effectively strengthen basic education and strive to improve the quality of the whole people.

75. Fully implement the education policy and build a well-off society in an all-round way.

76. Learning creates the future and knowledge changes fate.

77. Implement comprehensive management to create a safe campus.

In short, the mood quotation: that bastard named compulsory education has occupied all my youth.

1. If you don't want to talk to me, you can just say so. Don't make me guess. Very tired.

Since I took a vacation and lived a life of eating, sleeping and eating, I finally know that pigs can be boring.

The people I care about are the reason for my peace of mind and the source of my panic.

Love and friendship are not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.

We can't be born together, but we can harm people together.

6. No matter how hot a glass of water is, don't let go, because at the moment you let go, you lose not only the water, but also the cup.

7. When you praised me for being invulnerable, you never thought that I had experienced a million arrows penetrating my heart.

I don't want an apple. Who needs a bite?

9. No empathy at all. If the needle doesn't stick into your body, you will never feel pain.

10. The most tearful novel I have ever read is our chat record.

1 1. There's always a group of friends. When they first met, they were flying. Only when they got acquainted did they know that they were released from that mental hospital.

12. That bastard named compulsory education took away all my youth.

13. I really want to go back to my childhood. I am happy and I can laugh without fear; If you are sad, you can cry at the top of your lungs.

14. It is said that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is the most painful.

15. I hate the nonsense that tells me why you gave up treatment, which makes me seem to be saved.

16. I love you. I wanted to say this, but I didn't do it in the end.

17. When a woman ignores you, she is actually deeply hurt!

18. In one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

19. You can get the whole world with love or lose the whole world with hate.

Don't break my heart, because you live here.

2 1. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

22. Don't wait for good night, and don't squeeze into the crowded world.

23. Under the mask of happiness, it may be the most painful heart.

24. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

25. If there is someone who can make you forget the past, then this person is your future.

26. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings. Let's get to know each other sometime. I just want to be the perfect ending of your life.

1. For me, you are a point of no return. How much prosperity have you missed along the way, just to keep you, knowing the end of time.

I think this is the power of time, quietly polishing away all unforgettable days and washing away all unforgettable days.

3, tears, will only flow more and more painful, will only drown the pure and upward mind, push people step by step into the abyss of despair, drop by drop in the long river of events, set off silent waves.

4. The gorgeous atmosphere in the streets and lanes makes people breathless. What you said is the most prosaic thing, which contains intimate silence.

5. The lingering ripples in the corners of your mouth can't cover up your truest self. The pain was so deep that it took root in my heart and stung my heart. A tear fell from the corner of my mouth, salty, as if I had tasted everything. This is the last feeling you left me.

6. The fantasy of vicissitudes in the dream, so beautiful and so real, is far away and close at hand, which is the most real ending.

7. Time flies, but in the end, we are still at the original point, never pursuing, never being sad, and living like a walking corpse every day.

Maybe, the next second, you will leave me. We never turned to say goodbye, but I knew you were going to leave, and I really couldn't, the distance you said.

9. I once naively said that you are my world. But now it's not that I left this world, but that the world lost me and I can't get it back. Dear, please tell me how to completely ignore the vast world and the ordinary you.

10, love is like a awakened dream, but it has the most real pain.

1 1. The strange and familiar scenery outside the window touched me silently. Once upon a time, you were there and I was here, but now, there is no shadow left, because everyone has left.

12, some people have turned all their lives, and the end of the prosperity has covered myself again and again, quietly hiding. In the brightly lit night, the bottomless sobs on the floor covered the most beautiful neon lights and lost the cohesive force.

13, how much is always worth insisting on and how much is always worth eternal.

14. Sadness is a straight line, spreading without any clue or edge. I lost my way in my sleeping eyes and fell into the bottomless abyss. Now I can't extricate myself. You are getting farther and farther away from me invisibly. In my world, our story has become a thing of the past forever. I don't know who calls it memory.

15, the most beautiful flower blooms in people's pain, and the most silent love is distorted in people's hearts, losing what it originally had. What can you do if you don't laugh? Forever is just a song, a song that can never be sung, which makes people crazy to follow and then be ruthlessly dumped. The whole world shuddered.

16, thousands of sad years, buried for countless minutes. I can't imagine it anymore. I need to spend my whole life explaining whether you shed tears when you turn around. What you left behind was your happiness and your wrong love.

17, we are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise innocence and beauty.

18, in this life, I hope that the years will be quiet and the world will be stable, and I can see his smile every day.

19, blame the hand of time, write love as love. You never know how the hearts of those who have loved fade away. We are like two doors apart, facing each other and growing old in the dark silence. As a result of love, the fate of lovelorn passing by is no longer.

20. Whose sky is dazzled by our love and whose loneliness is rendered?

2 1, we agreed to let go, agreed not to stay for each other, but recalled whether to go or not.

22. I am not afraid that the road is too far to find the end, and I am afraid that the two worlds will not draw a circle.

23. Pray that the next place will last forever and no one will be sad again. Please tell me how to learn to forget and how to let go of your hand most freely. You are the biggest stumbling block in my life.

24. In an uncertain era, we always love too early, give up too quickly, make promises easily, and don't want to wait for the result.

25, I have no strength, find another one. You walked away with a snort as if nothing had happened, leaving me alone, and the long-lived person was heartbroken. At this time, I was black and blue, bleeding. You, too hard on me, I can only silently punish myself and make despicable self-harm.

26. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.

27. We missed too much when we were together, so we all know that the final outcome will be too painful. I understand that meeting you is the greatest happiness and the deepest pain in my life.

28. I don't see how simple we were at the beginning of time. Maybe now we are just a beautiful and regrettable poem, and we can't find an ivy-covered ending.