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There are just a few topics on Samsung Smart Express (with answers).

2. Shells and snails belong to the software 1. Is the sundial used as a timer? be

Animals? Animals? be

3. Is the plant called "Plant Panda" Ginkgo biloba? No, it should be Yin Bin.

4. Does the cuckoo not nest or brood? be

5. Is Einstein's famous theory relativity? be

6. The body color and color stripes of a certain fly are very similar to bees, which makes birds afraid to peck. Is this called mimicry? be

7. Is it possible that the convulsion of mammals is due to the low content of zinc salt in the blood? No, it should be calcium salt.

8. Do bats belong to small mammals? be

9. Can cigarettes made from tobacco leaves infected with tobacco mosaic virus infect people?

No, plant viruses don't make people sick.

10. Is a computer virus actually a program? be

1 1. Are tomatoes and eggplant a family? Yes, they are all solanaceae.

12. During the succession from wasteland to forest, were pioneer plants the first to survive in the desert? be

13. Is the swan the farthest animal in the world? No, it should be Arctic tern.

14. Is potassium a black metal? : no.

15. Are carbon dioxide and dry ice the same substance? be

16. Do tomatoes and peppers belong to Solanaceae? be

17. Red phosphorus is highly toxic and white phosphorus is not? No, on the contrary.

18. When it rains, if the density of rain is the same, does it rain as much when running or walking the same distance in the rain? Yes, as much.

19. Is the ancestral shadow of pug England? No, it should be China.

20. Is large yellow croaker the same as small yellow croaker? No, Pseudosciaena crocea, Pseudosciaena crocea, hairtail and squid (mollusks) are the four major seafood products in China. Some people mistakenly think that large and small yellow croaker is a kind of fish, and that individuals are large yellow croaker and individuals are small yellow croaker.

2 1. Is the vagus nerve of the cranial nerve a mixed nerve? be

22. Is the front end of frog's tongue fixed? be

23. Fish has no heart, right? No, the fish's heart, an atrium and a ventricle.

24. Is earthworm breeding cross fertilization? be

25. Are pigs ruminants? breakdown

26. On the map of China, are all the waters within the coastline of the South China Sea the territorial waters of China? breakdown

Sovereignty is complete, absolute, exclusive and inviolable, while sovereign rights are incomplete under certain conditions. "Sovereign rights" are sovereign rights. The International Law Commission interprets the sovereign rights of coastal States over the continental shelf as all the rights necessary for coastal States to develop and utilize continental shelf resources, including the right to jurisdiction and punish illegal acts. "Sovereign right" is a kind of sovereign right. Sovereignty is different from complete sovereignty and higher than general jurisdiction. This is the right of possession after sovereignty. Therefore, only a part of the Yellow Sea, the East China Sea and the South China Sea belong to China's territorial waters, while the Bohai Sea is the internal sea of China, all of which belong to China, with a total territorial area of about 200,000 square kilometers.

Second, multiple-choice questions:

1. The successful test explosion of China's first atomic bomb was: 64 10, 67 16, and June 17.

The first atomic bomb was 64 years old 10, and the first hydrogen bomb was 67 years old 17.

2. which of the following types of files belongs to compressed files: ZIP EXE DOC BMP is ZIP.

3. What kind of tea belongs to fermented tea? Black tea, green tea and black tea

In Fahrenheit scale, the melting point of ice is defined as: 28°F 32°F 35°F is 32°F..

The most abundant elements in the earth's crust are silicon, aluminum, oxygen and nitrogen.

This is oxygen.

6. How many kinds of birds are there in China? 1 186 species 20 12 species 3862 species

It is 1 186 species.

7. The leopard belongs to several protected animals in China: I, II and III.

This is level one.

8. How many chromosomes do normal human cells have? 23, 46, 48 is 46.

9. The symbol of two nitrogen atoms is: 2N N2.

It's 2N

10. The inner surfaces of human trachea and bronchus are ciliated epithelium, stratified epithelium, flat epithelium and ciliated epithelium.

1 1. What family does the mimosa belong to? Labiatae Leguminosae Cruciferae

It is a leguminous plant.

What is the ratio of 12? MP3 compresses the music in a CD without degrading the sound quality?

12: 116:132:1equal to12:1

13. How many stars can we see with the naked eye when the sky is clear at night?

1500 3000 5000 is 3000.

14. In a person's egg cell, the number of chromosomes and sex chromosome types that normally appear are:

22+X 22+Y 23+X 23+Y is 22+X.

15. The most species in the plant kingdom are algae, gymnosperms and angiosperms.

16. When is World Water Day? March 22nd April 22nd June 5th is March 22nd.

17. What is the nationality of the chemist Scheelekw (1742-1786)? Sweden, Poland and Norway are all Sweden.

18. Where is Nobel from? Sweden, Poland and Norway are all Sweden.

19. In which country did people first engage in geographical survey? Egypt, ancient Babylon, ancient Greece is Egypt.

20. Which of the following is not a combustible gas? Oxygen, hydrogen, methane, sulfur dioxide and hydrogen sulfide are oxygen.

2 1. Coral belongs to: animals and plants are animals.

22. The hardest metals in the world are chromium, cadmium and osmium.

23. If the neon light is filled with neon, it will emit: yellow light, orange light, and green light is orange light.

24. Where is the Moon Pyramid? Mexico, Brazil and Argentina are all Mexico.

25. The main function of moss roots is to fix water absorption and mineral ions.

26. When was the double helix structure of DNA proposed? 1947 19531963 is1953.

27. How many volts is the storage battery used for general emergency lights? 12V 36V 96V is 12V.

28. The first astronaut into space was Gagarin or Armstrong.

29. The number of generals who established the new China was 10. How many generals will there be?

57,85, 177 should be 57 generals, 177 lieutenants.

30. There is a coin game in which one player is sure to win. The rule is: (1) a pile of coins * * * nine. (2) Both parties take one, three or four pieces in turn. (3) Whoever takes the last one wins. Who won, please

Whoever wins first should win first.

Third, fill in the blanks:

1. Why do rodents often "grind their teeth"? Without roots, teeth will always grow.

2. How can two hippos of similar size win? mouthy

3. 1827 British botanist Brown observed the pollen suspended in water with a microscope and found that these pollen particles kept moving irregularly. This movement was later called Brownian movement.

4. What is the nucleus made of? Protons and neutrons

People often say "as timid as a mouse". How bold is the mouse? Rats have no guts.

6. The largest digestive gland in human body is the liver.

7. Diamonds, graphite and everything are simple substances of carbon? Indefinite carbon, C60

8. What sugar is the "frost" on persimmon? glucose

9. The main genetic material DNA of living things refers to (Chinese name): deoxyribonucleic acid.

10. Animals commonly known as "four unlike" are: elk.

1 1. The main gas causing gas poisoning is carbon monoxide.

12. The most abundant metal element in the earth's crust is aluminum.

13. Where does the peanut fruit grow? Genshang

14. Why is the louver box for meteorological observation painted white? Reflect sunlight

15. What should I do to dilute concentrated sulfuric acid with water? Slowly pour concentrated sulfuric acid into water.

16. The biggest desert in the world is the Sahara desert.

17. A couple's blood type is type A, and their biological offspring may be type A or type O.

18. The reason why the moon always faces the earth is because the period of the moon's rotation and revolution is the same.

19. The strait between the Mediterranean Sea and the Atlantic Ocean is the Strait of Gibraltar.

20. When the diameter of a sphere doubles, how many times does its volume increase? Eight times (to be exact, seven times)

2 1. Grandpa Xiaoming's age is double digits. The number obtained by exchanging these two digits is Xiao Ming's father's age. The age difference between them is four times that of Xiao Ming. What's Xiaoming's age? nine years old

22. For the connection between LANs of heterogeneous network operating systems, use a gateway.

23. What is the physical principle that two approaching ships will collide uncontrollably? In short, Bernoulli's principle is that when fluid flows in a pipeline, the pressure is low where the velocity is high, and the pressure is high where the velocity is low.

24. The byte in the computer is a commonly used unit, and its English name is: byte.

25. The ancients said that "eat puffer fish to death", and the toxin of puffer fish mainly lies in blood and liver.

26. The full English name of MP3 is MPEG-Layer3.

27. How many municipalities are there in China? four

28. How many non-permanent members are there in the United Nations? 10

29. The longest river in the world is the Nile. The largest island in the world is Greenland.

30. What is the difference between the explosion principle of atomic bomb and hydrogen bomb?

An atomic bomb is nuclear fission, and a hydrogen bomb is nuclear fusion.

3 1. What is the largest plateau in the world? planaltobrasileiro

32. When is the first year of the New Year in China? 192 1 July 23rd

33. "Father of Hybrid Rice"? Yuan Longping

The inventor of Jenny's spinning machine is Hargreaves.

35. The first scientist who discovered X-rays was Roentgen.

36. Soft drinks are characterized by no alcohol.

Fourth, local knowledge:

1. How many districts are there in Shenzhen?

At present, the city consists of six districts: Luohu, Futian, Nanshan, Yantian, Baoan and Longgang.

2. The secretary of Shenzhen Municipal Party Committee is _ _ _ _, and the mayor is _ _ _ _. Li Hongzhong, Xu Zongheng.

3. When was Shenzhen founded? In what year was the SAR established? _ _ _ _ _ years. Establishment of Shenzhen City 1979, Establishment of Shenzhen Special Economic Zone 1980.

4. How long is Shenzhen River? It is 35 kilometers long.

5. When was Shenzhen University founded? Established in 1983.

6. The slogan on the portrait of Deng Xiaoping on Shennan Avenue is:

A. Reform is the only way to develop the productive forces in China. B. stick to the party's line for one hundred years.

C, science and technology are the primary productive forces, and B should be chosen.

7. According to the re-survey in 2000, the total land area of Shenzhen is 1952.84 square kilometers (excluding Neilingding Island), slightly less than the original statistics of 2020 square kilometers. Shenzhen Special Economic Zone covers an area of 395.8 square kilometers. (You can fill in approximate figures)

8. Shenzhen borders Daya Bay and Dapeng Bay in the east and the Pearl River Estuary and Lingdingyang in the west.

In 2005, Shenzhen's GDP exceeded 400 billion yuan, reaching 423.8 billion yuan;

10. When did the China International Hi-tech Fair (hereinafter referred to as Hi-tech Fair) jointly sponsored by the Ministry of Commerce, Ministry of Science and Technology, Ministry of Information Industry, National Development and Reform Commission, Ministry of Education, China National Intellectual Property Administration, China Academy of Sciences, China Academy of Engineering and Shenzhen Municipal People's Government start to be held in Shenzhen? Yes 1999, 10 months, ranking eighth this year.

1 1. In which dynasty did the place name "Shenzhen" first appear? Historical records first appeared in 14 10 (the eighth year of Yongle in Ming Dynasty), and the market was built in the early years of Qing Dynasty. The local dialect usually calls the ridge ditch "town" or "surge". Shenzhen is named for its dense Shui Ze and deep ditch beside the village. Shenzhen is also called Pengcheng.

12. How many prefecture-level cities are there in Guangdong Province? Guangzhou, Shenzhen, Zhuhai, Shantou, Foshan, Shaoguan, Heyuan, Meizhou, Huizhou, Shanwei, Dongguan, Zhongshan, Jiangmen, Yangjiang, Zhanjiang, Maoming, Zhaoqing, Qingyuan, Chaozhou, Jieyang, Yunfu,

Other questions:

1, please write the top ten writers in the world:

Ancient Greek poet: Homer, Italian poet: Dante, German poet and playwright: Goethe, English romantic poet: Byron, great English Renaissance poet and playwright: Shakespeare, famous French writer: Hugo, Indian poet and social activist: Tagore, Russian literary master: lev tolstoy, founder of Russian proletarian literature: Gorky, China great writer, thinker and revolutionary: Lu Xun.

2. The "Ten Commanders" established in New China are: Zhu De, Peng, Lin Biao, Liu Bocheng, He Long, Chen Yi, Luo Ronghuan, Nie and Ye Jianying.

Please tick the names of the following celebrities who are not Cantonese.

Sun Yat-sen, who led the Revolution of 1911 and was the pioneer of China's democratic revolution, was also known as the "father of the country";

Kang Youwei-the leader of the Reform Movement of 1898 and a famous thinker;

Liang Qichao-the leader of the Reform Movement of 1898, a famous thinker;

Hong Xiuquan, Supreme Leader of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom:

Deng Shichang-the national hero of the Sino-Japanese War of 1894-1895.

Feng Zicai--the national hero of the sino-french war.

Feng Ru-China's first aircraft manufacturer.

The first railway in China-Zhan Tianyou-BeijingZhangjiakou Railway was built independently.

Zhao Tuo, the first emperor of South Vietnam Kingdom.

Zhang Jiuling, a wise man and famous poet in Tang Dynasty.

Hai Rui, a famous upright official in the Ming Dynasty, is famous for his fairness and strictness.

Yuan Chonghuan, a famous anti-Qing general in the late Ming Dynasty.

Liu Yongfu, a famous anti-French national hero.

Guan Tianpei, a famous anti-British national hero.

Huang Zunxian, a patriotic poet in the late Qing Dynasty, was an outstanding diplomat, politician and educator.

Tang Shaoyi-the first Prime Minister of the Republic of China.

The famous military general Ye Ting.

Guoan Tang, the first president of Tsinghua University (predecessor of Tsinghua University).

Chen Jingkai won the first world gold medal for new China.

Liao, the first finance minister of the Republic of China, was a famous revolutionary pioneer.

Xian Xinghai-China is a great musician in modern times. The Yellow River Chorus, whose ancestral home is Panyu, Guangdong Province, was born in a poor boatman's family in Macau and became the spiritual weapon of the Chinese nation to resist the enemy and save the country.

Ye Jianying, a famous military general.

Guan Shanyue, a famous master of Chinese painting, was the founder of Lingnan School of Painting.

Gao-a famous master of Chinese painting, the founder of Lingnan School of Painting.

Xiao Chusheng, the first generation film director in China, won the first international prize of China film with Yu.

Yuan Yuling-China's first movie superstar.

Bruce Lee-an internationally famous kungfu superstar.

Huang Feihong-an internationally famous kungfu superstar.

Soong Ching Ling-Mrs. Sun Yat-sen, "Mother of the Nation"

Song Ziwen-a famous political figure in the Republic of China.

Lee Kuan Yew-First Prime Minister of Singapore

Thaksin shinawatra-Thailand's First Chinese Prime Minister

Bai Peng-a famous revolutionary.

Li Ka-shing, the richest Chinese in the world, is the chairman of Huangpu Changjiang Industry.

Huang Guangyu, the richest man in Chinese mainland, is the boss of Gome.

Gary Locke, the first Chinese-American governor, governor of washington, USA.

Huang-the first Chinese minister in the Philippines, and the Minister of Agriculture of the Philippines.

Wu is the first Chinese governor in Canada and the 26th governor in Canada.

Zhao Tuo (? -Former 137), Zhengding (now Zhengding, Hebei). In 2 18 BC, Lingnan was ordered by Qin Shihuang, and after a short trip to South Vietnam, it was appointed as the order of Longchuan County of Nanhai County (now Guangzhou City) (now Longchuan County of Guangdang Party).

Hai Rui (15 14- 1587), whose real name is Ruxian, whose real name is Guo Kai and whose real name is Feng Gang, is from Jinhua Village, Qiongshan City, Hainan Province. (Hainan Island originally belonged to Guangdong, and 1988 was established as a province)

Guan Tianpei (1781-1841) was born in Shanyang County (now Huai 'an County, Jiangsu Province) in the south of the Yangtze River.

4. Zuo Zhuan is the first chronicled history book in China.

The Warring States Policy is a national history book compiled by Liu Xiang at the end of the Western Han Dynasty.

Historical Records is the first biography of China,

5. Confucius (pre-55 1- pre-479) was named Qiu. Mencius, Minke, Zi Yuzi, Xunzi, name: love.

The four outstanding figures in the early Tang Dynasty were Yang Jiong, Lu and He.

The ancient "six arts" refer to ceremony, music, shooting, imperial, calligraphy and number.