Do you feel scared when entering an underground parking lot?

NO.1

In the first year, he gave her roses, but she didn’t want them. The next year, he gave her a diamond ring, but she didn't want it. In the third year, he gave her a car, but she didn't want it. In the fourth year, he went bankrupt, and he said: "I can't give you anything now." She said: "Fool, don't you know there is a gift that only costs nine yuan?" He suddenly realized it, and his eyes were wet with tears

NO.2

My boyfriend is 162cm tall and weighs 96Kg. He is pretty but not good-looking, and his education is very low... I pursued him solely because he was kind. I remember it was noon , he came to our shop to wash his car, and I accidentally scratched a large piece of paint on his Maserati car. He was not angry and did not seek compensation from me. From that moment on, I decided to chase him.

NO.3

I plan to open a Western restaurant in Shanghai. It will specialize in cattle photography during the day and serve as a bar at night. Please help me come up with a name. It is mainly for college students and students. Child. Once the name is adopted, a 500 yuan voucher will be given for the official opening. I hope everyone can help. Place the sticker as proof

NO.4

Husband: "Honey, I'm downstairs at home!" Wife: "Didn't you say you were on a business trip today?" Husband: "It was temporarily canceled Have you eaten? Do you want me to buy something?” Wife: “I want to eat boiled fish!” Husband: “Okay, this is the last time I’ll buy boiled fish for you.” Fish, next time, we will get divorced. "What's the point of boiled fish?"

NO.5

My friend owed me two thousand yuan, so I called him to ask for it. He said I am out of town now, can I go back to you? It still costs money to send it back here. I said it didn't matter, I was in a hurry to use it, and the handling fee would be mine. He said okay, I will send it to you later. On the third day, I received an express delivery, containing 1,977 yuan in cash! cash!

NO.6

My brother found a girlfriend, a girl who used to sit behind me at school, though. . . . I wish her happiness, and I am also glad that I can let go during the most difficult period, but when I see their couple profile pictures and the chat records of their affection shown in their WeChat Moments, I still feel a little sad. . The college entrance examination is only seventy or eighty days away, I have to work hard

NO.7

I went to my girlfriend’s house and saw her beating her little nephew to tears, so I blamed him How did my girlfriend control her anger with the child, while comforting her nephew, "Okay! Stop crying! Why did you make your aunt angry?" Her little nephew said, "I said, "Your boyfriend is so ugly!" She hit me, "Fuck, come on girlfriend!" You continue to get vaccinated, I won’t stop you

NO.8

Take your son to get vaccinated. The crying children around him frightened him. When it was his turn, He suddenly said to the nurse aunt: Auntie, wait for me to transform. The nurse asked him strangely, what transformation will I transform into? The son said tragically: I have transformed into Spider-Man, I am not afraid of pain anymore, come on!

NO.9

My second uncle from my hometown said he wanted to come to my house to play. My dad asked if he wanted to pick him up, but his second uncle said no! I parked my car in the underground parking lot after get off work in the evening, and suddenly I saw my second uncle in the underground parking lot. I wondered what my second uncle was doing here. The second uncle was like grabbing a life-saving straw: "Girl, I took the elevator and pressed the -1st floor and I got here. I wanted to look around for the exit, but I got lost. Fortunately, I saw you." .

NO.10

I was taking the bus today and there were a lot of people. Suddenly the driver braked suddenly and a beautiful woman fell on me. She actually cried and insisted on letting me be her. Boyfriend, I said yes, but I don’t want children within a year, she looked at me deeply and got out of the car in a hurry