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Salem’s main works

Twilight of the Gods/Science Fiction Interstellar War

A person who was favored by the sky, but was abandoned.

A world that is extremely advanced but full of constraints.

In this world where genetic level determines the future, he only has the atavistic zero-level gene.

However, this baby who remained immortal for twenty-nine days in the cold wild planet used his tenacious vitality to declare his terror. A strange ranger known as the Uncrowned King, and his teacher, an old woman who is always expressionless, who is even more mysterious and magical than him.

They are forging him as the most proud work of their lives, not only the power to conquer everything, but also the power to warm people's hearts; not only the wisdom of worldly affairs, but also the wisdom of penetrating people's hearts.

Eighteen years later, no one knows how much energy he possesses. They can only put him into the universe that is about to be in trouble.

Only the light emitted in that dark universe can make people truly understand how much energy he possesses.

That would be a light comparable to that of a star.

Protagonist keywords: Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, tradition, passion

Tianqing/Urban Romance

Duan Sirius, a man who bears the fate of Sirius, A man with as terrifying actuarial abilities as a computer. From the day he was born, he was destined to bear loneliness and glory. In terms of his true nature, he was supposed to be a cruel man who brought chaos to the whole world. However, destiny is determined by heaven and luck changes on its own. In the end, people's destiny is not determined by heaven, but by themselves. Duan Tianlang was adopted by his adoptive father Fang Chong when he was born

Protagonist keywords: Tianqing, hacker, agent, Duan Tianlang

Fairy and Demon Agent/Martial Arts Xianxia

"This is not called treachery, this is called wisdom!" This is the mantra of the protagonist Hong San, a young man who followed his uncle into the mountains as a bandit when he was a teenager. He likes to eat and is lazy to work. He likes to be opportunistic in everything and get something for nothing. He will only try to learn everything, and will never bear hardships and stand hard work. However, it is precisely this Hong San who has the power to dominate the world and heaven, and has every right and left, and everyone in the world wants to betray him; however, it is this Hong San who can respond to hundreds of calls and be admired by thousands of people; however, it is this Hong San who Three, but he became the first person who could transcend the realm of immortals and demons and reach the realm of the first person in the world. Some people say that he relies on excellent luck, some say that he relies on the help of countless experts, some say that he relies on the thickest skin in the world, and some say that he relies on the most shameless calculation in the world. So, what does Hong San rely on? Everything is revealed in the book! Salem spans 2006 years, and the masterpiece of 2007 years is "The Fairy and Demon Agent"!

Protagonist keywords: Agent, Hong San, Hong Xiao

Memorandum of Understanding for Love Encounters/Urban Romance

Chu Tianqi, an extremely ordinary person young people. His life trajectory seems to prove the fact that everyone has his or her own great value. As long as he is given a chance, any ordinary person can become extraordinary. Police, lawyers, doctors, superstars, high school students, university lecturers, spies, school belles, anchors, super rich people; a green dragon ring allowed Chu Tianqi to deal with all kinds of women. He changed their fate, and they also changed his destiny.

Protagonist keywords: Romantic encounter, Chu Tianqi, beauty, campus

Aiya/literary novel

Protagonist: An Yang, Hua Li, Oiya

The King of yy Trilogy: Media Empire/Urban Romance

Protagonist keywords: Tang Feng, Prodigal Son

The King of yy (formerly known as Dragon)/Urban Romance

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I asked why I couldn’t write a single word today and slept all day.

As a result, I had a dream in the afternoon, and I actually dreamed of a plot that was hundreds of times better than my original design.

Damn it, do I really have the talent to create YY?

Without saying anything, I changed the name and the plot. I won’t release the details for the time being. Please take your time and watch. Ah, I actually started to get excited again. It’s really terrible!

The original name of this book is "The King of YY"

Protagonist keyword: Wu Shidao!

Ah! Play until you collapse/Fantasy

Yao Jun is a person who can easily see everything! People who regard everything as a game! A man who is absolutely free and does as he pleases! People who are insensitive to other people’s thoughts and opinions! A person who goes his own way and is super self-controlled! Never get nervous, a real, absolutely strong person!

The youngest sword sect in history, after experiencing the earth-shattering war of the era, his abilities are only 5% of the original ones. However, what has not changed is Ao Kui. The mood of the world. In a broken void, how will he break through himself, and how will he single-handedly change this vast and chaotic world?

Protagonist keywords: Demon Horse, Big Era, Killer Agent

Worry-free King/Fantasy

Yunxiu, an extremely handsome man from Qu Baiwen Academy, A handsome young man who loves poetry, prose, etiquette and history, and a bachelor from Qu Baiwen Academy who just wants to live an ordinary life.

But he had to follow the footsteps of fate, destroying all conscience and kindness, burdened with ambition and conspiracy, with an extremely deep scheming, and a mentality of taking advantage of everything, in the thieves group, the mercenary group, and the business group. , legions, gangs and even the palace wandering around.

For some special reason, he cannot stand in the foreground and can only become a shadow behind the scenes.

In the eyes of mortals, he is just a handsome young man. Only those at the highest level know that this person is the one who controls everything.

All the great figures had a thin needle inserted into their backs like puppets, and the string that controlled them was held in the hand of the smiling young man.

Protagonist keywords: Yun Xiu

Lost/Urban Romance

Protagonist keywords: Hu Zi

Old boy/fantasy

Protagonist keyword: Ives

The earliest and most comprehensive print media report to date (1)

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Ancestral home : Gao'an City, Jiangxi Province

Constellation: Libra

Registration location: Nanshan District, Shenzhen

When did you come to Shenzhen: April 1999, transferred Come to Longgang Buji Senior High School for your senior year

Have you ever thought about your belonging to Shenzhen people: To be honest, I have never thought about my sense of belonging, or I should say that people like me don’t have any sense of belonging. Yes, I don’t like to define myself in any way because I am very greedy. I always feel that if I define myself as a concept, I will lose a lot without realizing it.

What do you think is a Shenzhen native? This question is actually difficult to answer, but if you have to answer it, I can only say that you are a person who considers yourself a Shenzhen native and is recognized as a Shenzhen native by the society.

Whether to go shopping: I don’t like shopping. If I buy something, I do it in advance. Most of the time I buy all the things I need for a long time at once, and then I don’t go. But I will go for a walk. Walking is different from shopping. For walking, the center of concern is yourself, but for shopping, the center of attention is the shops. Do your own laundry: Of course you do your own laundry. If you don’t do it yourself, who will do it? I don’t have a girlfriend, so even if I had one, I probably wouldn’t do this.

About Jie Ke: This is just a joke, I am not very clean, and frankly speaking, I am a bit sloppy!

Can I cook: I can only steam eggs and boil rice. This was often the case when I was in high school. Remember when cooking rice, the water should be half a finger higher than the rice finger, right?

The different meanings of high-rise buildings like Hui Fong Yuan and farmhouses to you: It actually means nothing to me. The reason why I lived in Hui Fong Yuan was originally to facilitate my writing work, but Later I found that writers were willing to work at home, so I moved into a farmhouse to save money. I don't have much taste. No matter what I eat, what I wear, or where I live, I feel the same.

Also, when you came out that day, you actually chatted with the neighbors below. Was it regular or accidental? It wasn’t really chatting, it was just saying hello. I always felt that seeing each other every day meant nothing to them. I feel disgusted, and if I don’t smile, I feel a little awkward. It seems that I am too arrogant. I don't like this feeling. This may have something to do with my Libra. I like a harmonious atmosphere, even if it is only superficial.

Write down the content of those three days’ slogans for me: Self-defense, killing criminals, no legal responsibility

Breaking and burglary, the maximum penalty is life imprisonment!

It seems so.

Daily work and rest time and work and rest status. Including how many words I can write in a day: I get up at about 12 o'clock every day, and then I select, revise, review, and do contact work. In addition, I watch movies, listen to music, and occasionally eat with friends. If you feel really bored, take a walk by yourself. Then I started writing my article at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. Generally speaking, you can write about 10,000 words every night, but it is impossible to write every night. Many nights go by without doing anything, just sitting on the chair and thinking wildly.

Fantasy literature: When did you first come into contact with it, and under what circumstances: I don’t remember the specific time very clearly, but it was about a year ago. At that time, I was working in an advertising company. I'm tired from doing it, so I need to find something to relax. Then accidentally, my friend gave me a fantasy website, and I went to read it.

What exactly is fantasy literature? : How do you say this? Maybe there is a so-called definition in the industry, but I don't really agree with it. Because if you look at the specific works, you will find that those definitions are all nonsense. As far as my personal thoughts are concerned, I think the vaguest and most accurate definition should be that it belongs to the fantasy literature category. Many people in the publishing industry have actually noticed this problem. Liu Zhi, the publishing director of Guangzhou Huayu Publishing Network, has the same idea as me.

Among all its characteristics, what do you think you can best grasp: What I can best grasp is probably random thoughts. What I dislike the most is walking on the path that others have walked. Therefore, the articles I write sometimes like to be unconventional and even a bit sensational. But there is no other way. If you want to stand out among the many works, this is undoubtedly the fastest way. When you first started writing, did you ever think of writing a book about it: I first published it on the website, which was purely boring and just for fun, and it remained like this until I wrote 80,000 words. But around 80,000 words, someone started talking to me about publishing. I suddenly had an idea and completely changed my mind, and started to aim at publishing. Which website is it published on? How many thousand words does it have in one article? My first publications were on Fantasy Sword Book Alliance) and Dragon's Sky. However, there are relatively many similar websites on the Internet, and it is common to repost them from each other, so there are basically other fantasy websites. So far, more than 200,000 have been issued in one day. How many words have you written so far?: I started writing this at the end of August last year. Due to smooth publishing channels, I wrote more and faster. So far, there should be one or two million words. Words or so.

Do you think fantasy is the most suitable path for you in terms of creation? Why: I have said that I don’t like to position myself, although positioning myself in this world makes it easier for me to succeed. , but I will not let myself be positioned, because once positioned, too many possibilities will be lost, and this result is not acceptable to me. Therefore, I have never considered myself to be a specific fantasy author. At the same time, I don’t think there is any particularly suitable or unsuitable way for my writing. I think I can probably write about anything, but some will be poor, some will be good, and some will be. It may make the publisher make money, and some may make the publisher lose money. But to me, it doesn’t matter. Whether it’s poor writing or good writing, whether the publisher makes money or loses money, as long as they ask me to write and I feel interested, I will write. To put it bluntly, I don’t have any specific creative direction now, and I don’t plan to have one in five years. After five years, when I’ve had enough trouble, maybe I will make a decision.

I keep saying that I want to try and write everything, but why have I been writing fantasy for the past year? This is because the publishing channels I know only publish this, so I had no choice but to write this. In fact, I once signed an emotional novella, but for some unknown reason, the publisher never published it after I paid the royalties.

Another thing is, when I write so-called fantasy literature, I never write it as fantasy literature.

Then what do you think of it as writing: I don’t know. Anyway, just write whatever you like. There is no outline for my creation. Every article I write is written by myself and I don’t know what’s behind it. Whatever you write, no matter how long it is.

Why I chose fantasy literature as the focus of my writing business: As I said before, it’s because my publishing channels in both mainland China and Taiwan require me to only write about this. To put it cruelly, they don’t have confidence in me writing other things, even though I don’t think I’m the best at writing fantasy literature.

What do you think it reflects about you personally? Which people will ultimately accept what it reflects? Why: I think it can reflect my emotions. All works can reflect the author's emotions. Regardless of whether it is good or bad, writing without emotion is writing without sincerity. Such works will not be successful. At the very least, the circulation will not increase. You see that many works on the market now have limited literary value, but why are they so popular? I think the key is that people are really sincere in their creations, and there is nothing they can do about their level.

It is impossible for me to know exactly who my works will be accepted by, and no one will know it completely. And I have a vague guess that people who are still 16-26 years old psychologically are more accepting. Because it has all kinds of strange elements in it, it’s a hodgepodge, but it’s very fresh and should be more suitable for their mentality. Will writing a book affect your studies? Do you think academics are not important to you: This has nothing to do with academics. Whether I write or not, my academics are only average, not much better. Because I am not a person who can take exams. However, I in no way believe that schooling is unimportant to me. On the contrary, I attach great importance to and cherish the advertising major I have learned. If I really thought it was irrelevant, I would drop out of school without hesitation. I can't do something that I know is meaningless.

Although I have never received a scholarship in four years, I have my own focus on my studies. It's just that the way I present my results is different from others. Others may get high marks, but I would rather get actual results in reality.

Even if I don’t write books or publish, but go into the advertising industry, I am confident that I will not do worse than anyone else. Of course, I know that if others see it, they will secretly accuse me of being arrogant, but it doesn’t matter, I’m numb.

About autobiography: When did you start writing it? What is the opportunity: I want to state for the thousandth time that this is definitely not an autobiography, but a fictional novel, but it will contain some of my personal life experiences. I started writing in the second semester of my first year of high school, when I was about fourteen and a half years old. I had just transferred to a new school and felt very lonely, so I started writing. It wasn’t until my junior year, when I was eighteen and a half years old, that I finished writing it all. This is the novel that I took the most painstaking time to write and took the longest time to write.

When you started writing your autobiography at such a young age, was it because you were young and frivolous or because you thought you had enough experience: neither was the case. It was just because you were lonely and felt that only you could talk to yourself. Do you feel that you are more mature than your peers? Is the old boy talking about yourself? A little bit. Everyone who knows me says that I am prematurely old. Although I am not willing to face such a cruel reality. But sometimes if you think about it seriously, it's true.

When you wrote it, was it mainly a matter of psychological catharsis or was it viewed as a literary creation: before the age of sixteen, it was catharsis, but after writing it, it was regarded as a literary creation, so The contrast between the before and after articles is great.

Some of the things in the autobiography seem quite regretful, depressing and evil, which make people feel unreal (the kind of unreal for a 21-year-old boy). What do you think of this work: It was so hard to write this novel. It was all about forcing myself to face the things I was avoiding, which made me a little autistic when I was writing it. I personally think this should be regarded as a more sincere work, although now it seems that some parts are still very green. But I won’t change it, because it is a memento of my youth! Have people who are familiar with you read your autobiography? What is their evaluation: Of course, some people who are familiar with you have read it, but each of them read it with a strong voyeuristic desire. Call me: "Wow, it turns out you are pitiful." Or, "I just realized you are so perverted?" It's really unbearable, but in the end they will be moved after watching it, and many people will even cry. However, I think this is probably because they completely regarded the protagonist as me. What a huge failure! About making money:

What is your concept of money: an indispensable tool to achieve your goals.

From your point of view, do you think your current life and business status are more like a natural person or a social person? What kind of person do you prefer to be in your heart: Probably a social person. My natural person is very perverted and a little desperate. I can't let others see it, otherwise it will be miserable and I will be sent to a mental hospital. In my heart, I hope that I can be a simple and happy person.

How you make money now and in the future: It’s very simple. First, make money by publishing your own books, then become a publishing agent, help others introduce books to make money, then publish and distribute them yourself, and then the next question is It's not something that can be said now.

Your desire for money is innate: I have no concept of money, but what I value more is my ultimate goal hidden behind money.

About yourself: Did your classmates and teachers look at you differently after you published the book? In terms of my own feelings, do I feel that the world has changed since then, and my self-confidence is soaring and so on: I didn’t tell anyone about the book I published, because I didn’t think it was anything special. I was just following a piece of work produced by an advertising company. Same as newspapers. And I don’t feel like anyone looks at me differently. For myself, it is even more impossible for me to be so confident because of such a small thing. If my self-confidence explodes just by publishing a few books, then the place where I can pretend to be self-confident is too small.

Does being a party member make you feel noble? Of course, I have been cheated once, so I cherish this time very much!

If you put yourself among people of your age, what do you think your understanding of sublimity should be: I used to think that I understood others very well, but now I find that I don’t understand them at all. So I can’t tell what the exact thoughts of people of my age are? But as far as I am concerned, what he has given to society is far greater than what society has given to him, and that is considered noble.

What do you think is the biggest difference between you and others: Have you ever formulated a clear principle of life? What is it: Don’t hurt the people you love, respect, and care about! Have you ever felt inferior because of your short stature? Of course you did. It was in junior high school, oh, no, it should be high school. I started to feel this way when my love interest first started. Because this problem is a fatal weakness when chasing girls. But in the end, because I got used to it, I felt it was nothing, and this problem did not actually hinder me from doing anything, so it gradually didn’t matter anymore.

Your classmates said that you look like a child sometimes, and when will you look like a child: On the surface, I look like a child all the time, with a baby face and a small and exquisite figure. , it’s hard not to be treated like a kid. And I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this. It’s precisely because everyone thinks I’m like a child, so it’s easy for me to approach anyone because I don’t feel oppressed or threatening.

Tell me briefly about your migration experience: before I was five years old, I lived in my adoptive mother’s home in Dongfanghong Township, Gao’an City, Jiangxi Province, then moved to my eldest mother’s home in the same township, and then went to a high school in Gao’an City when I was eleven. I went to junior high school in the town and boarded, and then went to high school at the National University of Defense Technology in Changsha, Hunan. In 1999, I transferred to Shenzhen Buji Senior High School, and then I was admitted to Shenzhen University. No more.

What kind of relationship do you have with your parents and relatives now: Our relationship is very harmonious now, everything is good, but I am too young and like to be independent, and my father is a bit authoritarian, so sometimes there is a bit of friction. We bump into each other, but overall, things are going well. Although we don't live together, we still meet often.

Do you think this kind of relationship is normal: Because I grew up outside, it is natural that I am not as close emotionally as other people.

Does your childhood experience have a deep shadow on you? What is the biggest harm this shadow has done to you: The wandering life makes it difficult for me to have real trust and affection for people. This is very fatal. of. I can sympathize with people, respect people, and even risk my life to help people, but I can't love him or trust him. So when I really fall in love with someone and completely trust them, I will have a very strong sense of dependence. All this is very scary, and in real life, it has also brought me irreparable disaster