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How to write the copy of crayfish

1, I have no intention of working. I want to go home and watch the game while eating crayfish. I am really nervous.

2. Today's happiness comes from eating crayfish for the first time and eating super delicious baked brain flowers wrapped in tofu.

3. Looks hungry, looks hungry, looks hungry. Think about it. If it weren't for the epidemic, I would have gone to Changsha to eat crayfish. I cried. I want to eat. I'm hungry.

4. I ate crayfish today and went to the hospital to eat it between my teeth. Looking back on those years when I used to eat without spitting bones, I could only cry silently.

I don't like crayfish. It's very troublesome to dial. That shell can still get stuck between my teeth if I'm not careful, but if someone helps me pull it, I'll eat it.

6. The aroma of spicy crayfish floats warmly, through hair and ears, and through your summer.

7. I am really happy today. I ate cuto, drank nectar from poplar branches, ate crayfish, glutinous rice paste and ate a bunch of junk food. Thermal explosion, happy explosion.

8. The first crayfish in summer, no one can refuse the temptation of crayfish. On a sunny afternoon, go to the pond with friends to dig lobsters and have a pot of garlic lobsters; Going home, passing by a bumper onion field, taking a few onions, and then making a griddle chicken with a bite of shrimp and a bite of wine, this is the ideal life.

9. The best love you gave me was that when I wanted to eat crayfish in the middle of the night, you packed a crayfish and stood in front of my house.

10, the world is not worth it, crayfish beer cola barbecue hot pot string mala Tang Xue Mei Niang ice cream is worth it.