Shadowy and funny copywriting for Moments

01 I received a call from a scammer today and I couldn’t bear to hang up. They have resumed work and everything is developing in a good direction.

02 Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters does not affect reading. For example, you can read this text without any pressure because I did not disrupt it at all.

03 ?Someone asked me why I wasn’t sleeping yet. I was shocked. I am a security guard. Can I sleep? Who cares about the safety of this circle of friends I slept with

04 If the moon comes to you, what else is it called the moon? It’s called a meteorite! ?

05 I want pumpkin and almond dew, not apricots, not melons, not dew, but Nanren.

06 You socialize with your society, I am rich and I am noble, and our perfume does not conflict with toilet water.

07 Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Why, are you making bone soup in your circle of friends?

08 Some boys delivered late-night snacks to me from seven or eight kilometers away. What I wanted to eat was delivered directly to my door. I was really touched... but the delivery fee was a bit expensive.

09 One section is better than six sections. In jelly, I want the happy man. In love, I am not confused.

10 What is my boyfriend doing? Why are you ignoring me? Is it because I don't have a boyfriend?

11 If you tell me what is wrong with me, I will delete you immediately.

12 You are really cool, but my delete button is not a toy gun.

13 I am a security guard who loves to eat bear biscuits. My salary is only enough for breakfast. I go to work in order to get off work. I am depressed all day long. Love has nothing to do with me. I am just a stupid person watching the door.

14 This time I will teach you a very practical life skill: step forward with the left foot first, then we can walk with the right foot. Next time I will teach you how to breathe.

15 I just entered the community and was stopped and told that I had controlled knives. I was confused. I asked where there was a knife. The security guard said, your beauty will turn into a knife to stab others

16 Are you soaking your feet just now? I cried as I ran. Someone soaked my feet. , but no one picked me up