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How to sell combs to monks?
So many people gave up this opportunity. But on the third day, three people were willing to try. They came back. The first man said, manager, I sold a comb. The manager said, tell me how you sold it to the monk. The first man said, I told monks everywhere how good our combs are and how good they are for our hair. As a result, those monks called me crazy, said I laughed at them for having no hair, kicked me out, and even beat me. I am desperate. At this time, I saw a young monk with many thorns on his head, which was itchy and scratched by his hand. I tricked him into scratching my head with a comb. I lied to him and sold one. The second one came back: Manager, I sold the 10 comb. The manager said, how did you sell it to the monk? The second man said: I thought many ways, and then went to a temple on the highest mountain. I asked the monk, are there many people who worship Buddha here? The monk said yes, and I asked him, if their hair is messed up by the mountain wind, is it respectful to worship Buddha? The monk said of course not. Is it a sin to say you know not to remind him? He said it was certainly a sin. So I suggested that he put a comb in front of each Buddha statue. When tourists come, comb their hair first and then worship the Buddha! A *** 10 Buddha statue, I sold 10. The third one came back: manager, I sold 3000 combs! The manager said, tell me how you sold it. The third man said: I went to the biggest temple and told the abbot directly. Do you want to increase your income? The abbot said yes. I asked him to put up a slogan in the most prosperous place of the temple and donate money to receive gifts. What gift? A comb. This comb has one feature. Be sure to comb your hair in a crowded place, so as to comb away bad luck and get good luck. So many people comb their hair after donating and let many people donate. Sold 3000 at once.
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