What humorous quotations are there to lose weight?

Humorous sentences about losing weight are:

1, don't treat yourself like a waste until you die.

I am so perfect that I still insist on exercising.

The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

4. Build a perfect figure and enjoy a healthy life.

5. Do you think you will have a girlfriend if you practice eight-pack abdominal muscles? You think you have a boyfriend after practicing the vest line? It's all true.

6. It should be good to go to the gym in summer.

Every time I swear to lose weight, I just say it out loud. I can't lose these fats, just scare them!

8. Exercise for one hour every day, and you can live to be sixty years old as long as you persist for fifty years.

9. Burn my calories and let's play the treadmill happily.

10. Take the Wan Li road of life and take the first step to keep fit.