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A friend said that he had activities with a group of foreigners. After dinner, foreigners and China people point out to each other what they are not used to.

Foreigners say that people in China are not used to eating and burping after drinking beer. Most of the ingredients of foreigners are processed and rarely spit bones.

People in China say that it is uncomfortable for foreigners to dip steamed bread in a dish bowl and eat soup. Foreigners are used to eating things on their plates, so it is natural to dip the staple food in the sauce.

In fact, many differences are not good or bad, just differences. It's just always interesting. Everyone is comparing and getting to know each other.

On the Internet, I saw someone summing up some differences between China and the United States (some content is wandering around, and I don't know the source for a long time), plus some content that Chinese and American friends usually chat with. I sent it to you for a look, just for communication, with no other meaning.

one

China people don't like praise, but they are good at self-criticism. When they hear praise, they should be modest: not good enough!

Americans like praise and self-praise, and they talk sweetly wherever they go. If you praise him, he will generously answer: thank you, I agree!

two

People in China like to eat at friends' parties.

When friends get together, Americans like to drink.

three

People in China pay attention to "one white covers all the ugliness", while women in China don't like basking in the sun;

Americans like wheat skin color, while whites like basking in the sun. The stronger the sunshine, the better. The bigger the sun, the less you wear.

four

China people are very subtle in giving and receiving gifts, so it is not appropriate to open them face to face.

Americans, on the other hand, the giver [Weibo] made a big splash, and the recipient also said, Great! I like it.

Send clothes or accessories, also want to interview. The more you like it, the happier others will be.

five

China people's greatest sense of accomplishment in educating their children comes from their academic performance;

Americans' sense of accomplishment in educating their children may come from children playing well at the age of ten or being able to take care of themselves.

six

Parents of China people can help their children take care of their children without regrets, work hard and pay back money to envy foreigners;

Americans (mainly white people) are retired and like to live their own lives, travel, dance, learn a specialty, and single people have to fall in love. Without special reasons, they generally don't help with children for a long time. Of course, temporary help is still needed.

seven

Children in China send their parents to nursing homes, which is easy to be said to be unfilial;

American parents live in nursing homes. If children take time to visit, it is called filial piety.

eight

Many people in China grow vegetables in their backyard.

Ordinary Americans grow flowers and plants in their backyard.

nine

China people have made money and kept it in the bank, maintaining a stable mentality;

Americans spend money before making money to maintain a certain standard of living.

ten

Few people in China owe money on credit cards;

Few Americans don't owe money to their credit cards.

eleven

China people don't get married, and money is used together;

Many Americans get married all their lives and spend their money separately.

twelve

People in China are in love, and anyone who wants to get married can ask;

In the United States, girls who want to get married again will wait patiently for their boyfriends to finally want to "go home" to propose.

thirteen

After China people get married, the woman doesn't have to take her husband's surname;

North American women usually change their surnames when they get married, no matter how awesome you are, such as Hillary.

fourteen

There will be a slogan on the lawn of many big cities in China: don't trample on the lawn;

Lawns in the United States are used for trampling, and people can be seen sitting or lying in the sun reading books everywhere.

fifteen

People in China rarely cook completely according to recipes;

When Americans cook and make snacks, they must read very detailed recipes and do it in full accordance with the requirements of the recipes.

American families have measuring cups and spoons to cook. You say "a little", they can't do it. For example, 3/4 teaspoons.

sixteen

Most people in China change their shoes/take off their shoes when they enter the house;

Americans wear shoes, tread on light carpets and sleep in shoes.