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Help me think of a cursing poem. Don't be too conspicuous. Let people know at a glance that it is abuse. Sentences should be incisive and rhyme.

Brother, I think you lack calcium when you were a child and love when you grow up. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible. The tree died without skin, and people are shameless. If you are a flower, cows don't dare to shit. 2 1 century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic. With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food? The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you! Damn guy like you: you can only play a piece of shit in TV series, not as good as chewing gum spilled by a roadside dog, and more handsome than 10 times as beautiful as a flower. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will burst into holes and you want to commit suicide. Only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched, and spitting is more deadly than SARS. If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually. Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak. Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant! In order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily. Grenade will explode when it sees you, and others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini. All you have to do is skydiving, and all the places you have been will become monuments. All the historical sites you visited will become history. 18 won't know you until you do something good in life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly. You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone! You look so fucking. After Modern Times, you looked like the scene of a car accident. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs. Shit, you're so fucking easy to recognize. Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little? You haven't fully evolved, and it's really hard for you to look like a person. I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.