I finally got a teacher after all these years. Come on, copy these traffic rules 100 times.

Introduction: Taking the train home, there was a little girl sitting next to me. She was only eight or nine years old. She was doing her summer homework next to her. One of the questions was an idiom solitaire. The first word was daring. That little girl The girl wrote very calmly: Be bold - do whatever you want - do whatever you want - do whatever you want - do whatever you want - do whatever you want - do whatever you want - do whatever you want...

1. My cousin who is in primary school asked me: "Brother, Aren’t you a computer student? What do you think 16 times 16 is?” Me: “Honey, what I’m studying is called a computer, not a calculator.” Cousin: “Okay, then 16 chickens times 16 chickens.” How much is it? ”

2. Me: Grandma, do you know? Chang'e 2, independently developed by our country, has successfully launched into space. How exciting! Grandma: I’ve already gone to heaven, what else is there to be excited about? Then will Hou Yi No. 2 follow me? Me:...

3. After lunch, I was going to withdraw money... I was waiting in line at the ATM, and suddenly a girl ran over and stood in front of me. I said, why are you like this? She said it's because I don't have the qualities. I hugged her and kissed her. She blushed and said, why are you like this? I said it's because I'm a gangster...

4. There were so many people on the bus today. At this time, an old man came up, trembling, carrying a cloth bag that made a rattling sound. I started to take out my bag. I saw that it was for taking medicine, so I quickly gave up my seat... Then the old man sat down... and took out a jar of Yida.

5. A buddy asked: "What should you do if someone stabs you in the back?" I replied: "Self-defense!" The buddy laughed: "Damn it! You were stabbed, and you still want to masturbate!" ”

6. A traffic policeman stopped a car that ran a red light... The car owner rolled down the window and said: I am a teacher invigilating the exam today... After hearing this, the traffic policeman said excitedly: After all these years, I finally have a teacher. Come on, take this Copy the traffic rules 100 times...

7. A: "Why do men always like to look at women's breasts?" B: "Oh. Then let me ask you, what did you feed yourself when you were a baby?" A: "Milk!" B: "That's right, drink water and think of its source!"

8. At the end of class this afternoon, the teacher assigned homework, questions 6, 7, 8, and 9. I sat in the first row. The person closest to the teacher said something mean, "What about 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5?" Our teacher, an old lady in her sixties, looked at me with a smile and said, "Go up the mountain to hunt tigers!" Going up the mountain Fighting tigers... Fighting tigers...

9. It's getting dark, and the husband hasn't come back yet. The wife calls over and over again, but the husband's phone just can't get through, and the wife is a little nervous... The husband's When the call was finally connected, the wife asked worriedly: Husband, where are you? The answer on the phone: I'm underground...! The phone was disconnected again, and my wife was absolutely terrified. In the middle of the night, the husband finally appeared. Accompanied by relatives and friends, the wife had the courage to ask her husband: Are you a human or a ghost? The husband said to his wife: What are you talking about? I am renovating the basement and the signal there is not good.

10. Woman: "I heard that people with AB blood type have very strong leadership abilities." Man: "Is it true?" Woman: "Really!" Man: "Then let's give birth to an AB-type child. Let’s have a son!” Woman: “I am type A and you are type O. If we want to have a type AB son, do you really have no objection?” Man: “No objection, everything.” Listen to your wife!” Woman: “My husband is so kind!

11. Dad: What’s the matter with you failing in one of the six subjects? Son: It’s not my fault. Dad: Who do you blame? Son: It’s the teacher’s fault. The Chinese teacher got sick and didn’t come to class for a month. The English teacher took two months off to have a baby. The math teacher was heartbroken and depressed. They didn’t care about us. The chemistry teacher got married and was going on honeymoon. I don’t know when he would come back. Physics. The teacher was in a car accident and is still in the hospital. Dad: Is the biology teacher okay? You still failed. Son: Of course he is okay. The other teachers are not here. How can he teach us well by himself? < /p>

12. Ever since a young couple moved next door, the sound of their having sex made me unable to sleep well every night. I couldn’t help but criticize them: Young people, have sex. Can't you be louder when you bang? I have to press against the wall every night.

13. When I first entered college, I played Truth or Dare with the guys in the dormitory while drinking. I lost and was asked to call my real name to confess to a gay tutor. I did it...and then another fool After losing, he was asked to make a heartbreaking call and call the instructor a mistress... He cried...

14. Just now, someone stretched out his hand to hit someone on the roadside. I was riding by and couldn't hold it back. I gave him a high five...

15. The oil for cooking at home has been used up again. My wife can only make do with boiling celery in water. While she was cooking celery, she patted my fat belly with her hands. I said embarrassedly: "Honey, please stop taking pictures, I'm really out of gas!"

16. Girl lz, when I was a kid, the toilet at home was outside, as is usually the case in rural areas. One day my brother went to the toilet without any paper and asked me to give him some paper. As a girl, I took a long bamboo pole and tied the paper to one end. Then I wanted to bring the bamboo pole to the door of the toilet and let my brother take off the paper. , but... but... sister, I stabbed my brother into a pit with a bamboo pole... Then he was not allowed to eat on the table for a week...

17. A female colleague of mine complained to a male colleague that she was poor and asked to borrow money. , the male colleague said: Ask your relatives to borrow some money! Be good, the female colleague said pitifully: I have no relatives, the only one I can count is an aunt.

18. There were some vendors selling things on the way home from get off work in the evening. I wanted to buy oranges, so I asked the boss, are the oranges sweet? The boss said it’s not sweet and doesn’t cost any money. At this time, the boyfriend said next to him, “Let’s get two pounds of something that’s not sweet!”

19. After being rated as an outstanding employee, I became even more enthusiastic. I saw a customer with a flushed face and looking around. I hurriedly walked up to her and asked her very politely: "How can I help you?" She didn't appreciate it and stamped her feet to leave. I followed her and said: "No matter what you need, I can help!" The customer turned around and said loudly: "Can you help me use the toilet?"

20. Girls' Dormitory The four girls here have a good relationship and are all single. This is the background. A month ago, girl A had a boyfriend, and the three remaining singles asked for a treat. Half a month ago, girl B had a boyfriend, and the other two were asking for a treat. And now if there is any situation with girl C, we will handle it immediately. Everyone was arguing about who should treat first, and D said silently: "Three couples can share a table, and I can treat you alone...

21. When I went to work today, I met a beggar at the subway entrance. He looked at After seeing my face, he thought for a while, then took out a bowl from his pocket and gave it to me, and asked me: Are you willing to be the manager of my branch? Then I asked if my qualifications are suitable for being a store manager. The beggar said, With your qualifications, you will definitely become a CEO in a few years, and you might be able to go public. I’m drunk just thinking about it...

22. Yesterday, my phone was browsed by a hacker, and he left a message before leaving. He said: "You have more beauties on your phone than I do, and the quality is better. I'll take a few of them back to burn, and come back after I'm done with them..."

23. The scholar asked his father: "Father, the world Why do men flock to virtuous women? Fame and fame are all achieved by oneself, so what's the use of getting a woman? "My father said: "She is a good wife and mother, and she knows how to manage the family. The son was stunned: "One infects two?" "

24. My mother asked my sister to get up together in the morning. My sister said: Oh. At three o'clock in the middle of the night, my mother sat up and got out of bed. My sister woke up, got dressed, brushed her teeth and washed her face. Seeing that my mother was still in bed, my sister said: Mom, Why are you sleeping again? Mom: What are you doing? It’s only three o’clock. I just went to the bathroom.

25. The insurance seller called me today and asked me if the cost in Shijiazhuang is high. , I said it was not high. Then she asked me about my daily travel, and I said that I needed a private car to go back and forth. Finally, she couldn’t help but ask me if I was working in a high-risk, high-voltage, high-radiation environment. I said yes, and she said it was normal under 380 volts. ? I said no, I usually work at 25,000 volts. She said what industry? I said high-speed rail driver...wait, I haven't finished yet...

26. I have long heard that the most common thing a woman and a man say in bed is: "You are holding my hair down."

"Watching the TV series today, I finally understood why the second male lead always said to the first male lead: "If you dare to touch a hair on her head, I will never end it with you!"

27. Last night, 10 friends had dinner together. After the meal, everyone suggested taking a group photo. The waiter was not here, so I could only take a selfie. I am a big person and have long arms. This task was left to me to take my friend’s kidney. Six beats: "Three, two, one, smile!" Pressed the side button, and unexpectedly... the screen was locked... and was beaten up on the pretext of wasting feelings...

28. My friend's surname is Ba , making trouble every day to change her surname to her mother’s, because she often asks: Girl, what’s your surname? Please give me your surname Ba. Oh, eight of eight? No, it’s Ba Jin’s Ba. This kid, must he be stupid in reading? Eight in eight and eight in eight pounds are the same eight!

29. A buddy of mine applied for a driver's license and learned to drive. When he was learning subject two, the instructor taught him how to drive forward and reverse. The buddy quickly got the hang of it. Several people in the car were puzzled and asked him how he learned to drive. So quickly, my friend said, this is very simple, it’s the same as driving a walking tractor...

30. A newly opened roast chicken restaurant posted a notice: "Buy roast chicken, get underwear for free." ." For this good thing about underwear falling from the sky, consumers have lined up in long lines to buy it. Lao Wang bought five roast chickens in one go. Of course, Lao Wang also got his wish and received five pairs of underwear as gifts from the merchant. After eating the roast chicken, Lao Wang's family started to have diarrhea. Lao Wang was old and couldn't get to the toilet, so he had diarrhea in his pants. Holding the underwear given by the merchant, Lao Wang said with emotion: "The merchant should be considerate!"

Postscript: I used to take classes on Yuquan Road, and there were many women selling CDs on the road. A classmate went out one day and was pestered by a woman who asked, "Do you want a CD?" Ignore it and keep walking. Chasing, he asked again: What about humans and animals? Sorry for bothering me after so many years.

Come to me if you miss me. Don’t be embarrassed, you know what my temper is. I will bow my head if you ask me.

"Everything that lasts is based on love. I dare not look at you. Every glance is a confession."

"I am becoming more and more cold and ruthless, just to forget that I fell in love with you when I was young."

"I never like to accommodate, but I have compromised for you sincerely for a long time."

I used to mind a lot of things, and I cared about you. I'm hot and cold, I mind if you leave me. Nowadays, what I often say is, it doesn’t matter to me if you do whatever you want.

"Just play with your feelings, don't take it seriously. If you meet that amazing person too soon, you won't be stable for the rest of your life."

"I wish you a good life, and I wish you the same, don't talk about it." I owe you, thank you for meeting me. "

I'm sorry, I can't be friends with you. After all, I love you so deeply. I still want to have you when I look at you again. So be it, we will never meet again.

"No one can be pure all the way to the end, but remember, don't forget the original self"

It is my honor to meet you and fall in love with you in this life , In the days to come, no matter what kind of love I have, I think that the madness towards you in those years will not be as unforgettable. I can finally say goodbye to you completely. I'm sorry to bother you after so many years. Recommended banners and slogans reminding everyone to pay attention to traffic rules

Banners and slogans reminding everyone to pay attention to traffic rules

1. Be a hero and don’t drive a “hero” car.

2. Say goodbye to traffic violations and build traffic civilization.

3. Don’t rush when crossing the road. Stop when the light is red and go when the light is green.

4. Sing a slogan and achieve three compliances.

5. Ropes always break at worn places, and accidents often occur at weak links.

6. Driving carefully once a thousand times is less than driving carelessly once.

7. A car accident is as fierce as a tiger, so don’t be careless.

8. Comrade driver: The rest of my life is in your hands.

9. The car is moving as fast as the wind, so don’t walk in it.

10. Illegal driving is very harmful, and traffic safety is of great concern.

11. Civility, courteousness and safety are there to instantly numb accidents.

12. Establish modern traffic awareness and develop good traffic habits.

13. When you exit the alley, look carefully, don’t rush, and walk slowly.

14. Think before you act, think about your life, think about your family and think about the future.

15. Travel in a civilized and smooth way, and return home safely and warmly.

16. Be careful every step of the way, safety is golden.

17. When traveling thousands of miles, take every step well.

18. It is better to wait for safety than to rush for a second to ensure safety.

19. If there is no red light to stop, there will be no green light to go.

20. Laws and regulations are in the heart, peace is in the hands. Banner Slogan 2 to remind everyone to pay attention to traffic rules

1. Good cars and good roads, safety is the best.

2. Be civilized at traffic lights and honor and disgrace at zebra crossings.

3. Hit-and-run is illegal and will be punished heavily if caught.

4. Prevent disasters to gain peace, and follow the rules to gain peace.

5. Happiness and safety are closely linked, and life and law-abiding are closely linked.

6. People obey traffic rules on the road, and the law is in their hearts and the road is smooth.

7. Unlimited scenery lies on dangerous peaks, so don’t relax on traffic safety.

8. Obey traffic rules and be kind to life.

9. I miss my loved ones while driving away from home, and have fun with my family when I return home safely.

10. Even if you are lucky enough to escape a thousand times, something will happen just once.

11. People who point out your violations promptly are your true friends.

12. Driving carelessly will only make your loved ones sad.

13. Wait and look when passing by intersections, and be courteous when turning.

14. Civilized driving ensures safety, happiness and peace, and makes people happy.

15. Drinking too much can damage your liver, and driving under the influence can be fatal.

16. Observing the rules and regulations connects you and me, and the road is smooth and guaranteed.

17. When one person gets out of the car, the whole family recites, and when one person is safe, the whole family takes a photo.

18. Honesty is the basis of life and prudence is the basis of driving.

19. Collection of famous aphorisms: Through spring, summer, autumn and winter, safety will always be in your heart.

20. Don’t drive overloaded, and you will always be safe. Banner Slogans Reminding Everyone to Pay Attention to Traffic Rules

1. It is better to give way to the car than to rush into the road first.

2. Good cars, good roads, and the best safety.

3. One is slow, the other is watching, and the third is passing.

4. The road connects you and me, and the safety of thousands of families.

5. Remember that safety is the only word, and you will be able to travel safely around the world.

6. Meeting each other is destined, and give way to each other politely.

7. Don’t be quick, the whole family will be sad if something goes wrong.

8. If traffic regulations don’t sympathize with tears, life cannot be repeated.

9. Be cautious when meeting cars at night, and use high and low beams appropriately.

10. Be safe and happy wherever you go.

11. Cherish life and strictly abide by traffic regulations.

12. Vehicles and pedestrians are all happy to keep order and stay safe.

13. Give way to others and be safe to yourself.

14. It is strictly prohibited to drive under the influence of alcohol or drive while the driver is tired!

15. Do not drink while driving, and do not drive after drinking.

16. Safety is the sustenance of parents, and safety is the wish of children.

17. Be vigilant to ensure safety, and be paralyzed to cause trouble.

18. The driver drank a drop of wine greedily, and the relatives shed two lines of tears.

19. Crossing the road and crossing guardrails is a hidden danger if you do not abide by the law.

20. Drivers follow the rules and regulations, and all businesses prosper with safe and smooth traffic. Slogans about obeying traffic rules

Slogans about obeying traffic rules 1

1. Tighten the strings of safety and play the melody of life.

2. Walking on the road, playing the game of life.

3. Life is beautiful, so be careful every step of the way.

4. Traffic safety means entering Wanjia, and entering and exiting safely is safe for you, me and others.

5. Roads connect thousands of homes, and safety connects you, me and him.

6. Obey traffic laws and pass the journey of life.

7. Through spring, summer and autumn, winter safety will always remain in our hearts.

8. Wear a little yellow hat every day, and you will always be safe when traveling.

9. Drive with caution and drive with courtesy.

10. Take one more look and you will be safe; take one more precaution and you will have fewer accidents.

11. Remember the laws and regulations and be kind to life.

12. Don’t drive too fast in front of the school. Give the driver a little love.

13. There are tens of millions of roads, safety comes first.

14. Safety is the foundation of life, and violations are the source of accidents.

15. It is better to go around a hundred steps than to take a risk.

16. Little hands hold big hands, and you can walk a safe road.

17. Observe traffic regulations, keep the roads smooth, and travel in a civilized manner and have a safe life every day.

18. Keep traffic laws in mind and personal safety is in your hands.

19. Stop when the light is red and go when the light is green. Please use the zebra crossing when crossing the road.

20. Safety and law-abiding go hand in hand, and accidents and violations go hand in hand. Slogan 2 about obeying traffic rules

1. Safety and life are one clue, and happiness and safety are connected.

2. Traffic safety education should start from childhood.

3. Give way to others and stay safe for yourself.

4. Ride safely, ride safely, and walk safely.

5. Stop once, look twice and pass three times. Being careless is a disaster.

6. Safety comes from long-term vigilance, and accidents come from instant paralysis.

7. You only have one life, and safety is with you throughout your life.

8. Good medicine is bitter in the mouth and good for the disease, and traffic laws are good for the people.

9. If the road is unregulated and blocked, the country will be helpless and restless.

10. Meeting each other is destined, and give way to each other politely.

11. Driving carefully is smooth sailing, and it is very safe to abide by the laws and regulations.

12. The infinite scenery is on the dangerous peak, so students should not relax about their safety.

13. Take a civilized car, take a civilized road, and be a civilized person.

14. Always remember traffic safety and have a happy life every day.

15. Be meticulous to ensure safety, and half-inattentiveness can lead to disaster.

16. Safety is at your feet and life is in your hands.

17. Show off your courage for a moment, but you will regret it for a lifetime.

18. Strictness is love, laxity is harm, and an accident will harm future generations.

19. Pay attention under your feet, pay attention in your heart, take every step carefully, and live a safe life.

20. Give courtesy to the first three, and the road will be smooth and the people will be safe. Three slogans about obeying traffic rules

1. Stop at red lights, go at green lights, and keep traffic laws in mind.

2. Obey traffic laws and peace be with you.

3. Drive with concentration and be kind-hearted.

4. Crossing the road: look first, wait second, and pass third.

5. Obey traffic laws and care for the journey of life.

6. Do not harm yourself, do not harm others, and do not be harmed by others.

7. The red light is short, but life is infinite.

8. Always keep the traffic lights on in your heart, and drive safely with you in life.

9. Traffic laws must be remembered, and cherishing life is the most important thing.

10. The Road Traffic Safety Law will accompany you on your safe journey.

11. We are one family, and traffic safety depends on everyone.

12. Gold and jade are valuable, life is priceless, abide by the law and live a safe life.

13. If you don’t follow the rules, the road will be bumpy.

14. Civilized transportation starts from a young age, starting from me.

15. The roads are smooth because of civilized driving, and life is happy because of safe entry and exit.

16. Observe traffic rules and establish a new trend of civilization.

17. Cherish life and travel safely.

18. Maintain traffic safety and care for life.

19. When crossing the road to and from school, remember the traffic regulations; first wear a safety yellow hat, and then raise your thumbs.

20. Courtesy is virtue, safety is happiness.