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Classic Quotations of Zhong Ice Cream

Classic quotations of ice cream:

1. Life is like a bag of snow lotus, you never know what you're going to get next. -"The True Story of Lotus"

I opened the refrigerator and took it. This ice cream has no age, and the words "I am an assassin" are written on every crooked bag. -"Crazy Cake Diary"

I was greedy for three years, and I ate for three years. My house is gone and my family is ruined. Now that I have Xuelian, you must say that he is a fake ice cream. Can we not know that ice cream is fake? -"I am not a bread god"

4. The pudding is gone. You chose an idol! I want to eat Saussurea involucrata, and Zhong Gao Xue can't stop me! -"sweeping the cake"

We can't compare with the clock. We are just a man covered with grass. -"Red Cake Dream"

If my clock hadn't been born in the sky, the road to cake would be as long as a long night. -"The knife in the cake"

In the past, these shops were crowded with people. At that time, no one cared about Xuelian, but everyone cared about something called money. -"Wandering Snow Lotus"

8. Ice cream people are sitting around, waiting for death. One day, a clever ice cream avoided death, so everyone began to imitate it. He became the god of the ice cream man. -"The Salvation of Ice Cream"

9. All the ice creams are here. I dare not touch anything. My family has been farmers for generations. -"People's Cake Meaning"

10. Don't eat a certain cake, just eat a certain cake and discard a certain height. -"Yellow Emperor Ice Cream"

1 1. Menglong wanted to cut leeks, and Zhong joined in the fun, so he got into a fight. -"Make a cake"

12. If we don't fight this war, our younger generation will. We risked our lives to make them stop eating expensive cakes. -"changjin cake"