God bless Germany slogan

1.___, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

Classmate A: I will never regret taking off my clothes.

(The positive solution is "If my belt widens, I will never regret it". I admit that this is something wrong with my brain. )

2. Ask where the canal is so clear, _ _ _

A: There is a clear spring in my heart.

The positive solution is "only the source of living water is coming", but we still have some water problems ~ ~ ~)

3. When * * * cuts the candle at the west window, _ _ _

Classmate A: Husband and wife sit in the morning.

The Chinese teacher fainted while reading the paper. After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "late rain time")

4. Mayflies shake trees, _ _ _

Classmate A: Not moving.

(The positive solution is "ridiculous overreaching". Don't move, hehe, it's true. )

5. The beauty of an adult gentleman, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Little people succeed.

(faint directly)

6. The poor are immune, _ _ _

Classmate A: Rich people have wives and concubines in groups.

(positive solution: achieving the goal will help the world)

7.___, everyone knows you.

A: As long as you look like Saddam Hussein.

(Khan ||| ...)

8. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, _ _ _

Classmate A: Iron bars can also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ (I guess it's not as simple as grinding into needles)

(The positive solution is "but his love for 3,000 people is concentrated on one person")

9. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix,

A: plucking a phoenix is not as good as plucking a chicken.

Another student replied: Both husband and wife returned to China.

(The positive solution is "However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn")

10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _

Classmate A: There is a fight at the head of the bed, and the end of the bed is closed.

Another student replied: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right person.

1 1.__, the wife of dross is not allowed to go to court.

A: Married men don't go to bed.

(The Chinese teacher is angry! )

12. May people live a long life, _ _ _

Classmate A: An eternal flower.

(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles * * * ChanJuan")

13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _

Classmate A: Climb the tortoise by the East Village River.

(Yes, it's quite neat)

14. I suggest that God stand up again, _ _ _

Classmate A: God yelled at me three times.

(The positive solution is "Don't stick to one pattern and drop talents", Gong Zizhen)

15. I was born useful, _ _ _

Classmate A: Show your magic at the critical moment.

Another student replied: the mouse son can make holes.

(The Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laughed without image)

16. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, _ _ _

Classmate A: People do not waste their youth!

(The positive solution is "If there is no hate, the moon will be long and round", Li He's Song of the Golden Copper Immortal Han Dynasty) (There is also a saying that "the right path in the world is vicissitudes")

17. Relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Please don't tell him.

(The positive solution is "a piece of ice is in the jade pot")

18. The final exam produced couplets, and the first couplet was the hero of the work.

The couplets of junior three students are: I am charming.

19. A good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease, _ _ _

Classmate A: If you don't eat, you are a big fool.

Who hasn't died in life since ancient times, _ _ _

Classmate A: Only some people died one after another.

(Ending: The bird was left by the teacher to give a lecture after the parent-teacher meeting ...)

20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, _ _

A: Li Bai slept soundly.