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Health advertisement banner for rice noodles

sincere type: in ancient times, an official tried the poison for the emperor, but now the boss tries the noodles for you-the noodles in this museum do not contain any additives.

spoof type: this store product does not contain any additives. If you want to chew plastic and monkey rubber bands, take a taxi and change to another one!

dung green type: noodles with additives are not noodles! People who add additives are not people!

allegro type: good wine is not afraid of everyone, and good face is not afraid of 315!

In fact, some details can also appease customers. For example, I am sensitive to stuffed buns, but the one downstairs in my house goes from the boss to the employees, and when I am hungry, I just take it out of the steamer and eat it. I was relieved at that time and patronized it every morning. There is also the hygiene problem of restaurants that dare to make open kitchens (transparent glass is also counted). If conditions permit, we can make noodles on the spot in the lobby, and it would be better if there is a pattern, Master (the kind of cake-throwing video on the Internet). In fact, how to write on the banner is your business, and whether you believe it or not is the customer's business, so the point is not here, you have to spend more time elsewhere!