I want to find some ancient poems, sayings, couplets or jokes about the homophony of Chinese characters. Who can help?

Bag in the air------------pretending to be crazy. (pretend to be cool). ●.Song Jiang's military advisor----------useless. (Wu Yong). ●. The old woman went to the chicken coop -------- Idiot. (Bendan). ●. The straw hat seller throws his pole---be careful. (leave the rope). ●. My brother is not at home----------Don't come. (Sister-in-law comes). ●. My nephew lights up lanterns----------as usual. (Uncle Zhao). ●. The rain hits the yellow plum head----------unlucky. (fallen plum). ●. Half a tael of cotton------------No need to discuss. (no bullet required). ●. A bald man holding an umbrella is lawless. (No hair, no sky). ●. Elf transition------------peace of mind. (Yan Xin). ●. Buying pigs in a horse shop----------nothing like that. (Not that city). ●. The weather in the twelfth lunar month----------do something about it. (frozen hands and frozen feet). ●. A father kowtows to his son------this is unreasonable. (How can there be such a gift). ●. Public toilets are still stone------causing public outrage. (causing public feces). ●. Wearing a leather jacket inside out------------pretending. (pretending to be a sheep). ●. Confucius moving ---------- is a net loss. (It’s just a book). ●. Pregnant women take risks by walking on a single-plank bridge. (Take risks). ●. Grandma died and her son was helpless. (No uncle). ●. Husband slaps a fan----------Desolate. (Wife Liang). ●. The scholar's towel----------guaranteed loss. (Book included). ●. The turtle climbs the threshold----------but look at this. (But look at this translation). ●. It’s no surprise that towels are the pick of the needles. (Not enough for a flag). ●. A dull knife breaks a bamboo -------I can't think about it. (It won’t ring). ●. Tie chicken feathers to telephone poles------How brave. (What a big duster). ●. Cracking melon seeds will bring out bedbugs------everyone has them. (There are all kinds of benevolence). ●. I don’t want to play the drums on Dengcao. (no sound). ●. Lamp grass crutches------------can't make the decision. (Can’t do the leaning). ●. Chatting in the salt shop----------I have nothing to do. (too salty to do anything). ●. Zhang Tianshi crosses the sea without a boat - he has his own rules. (Have your own way to cross). ●. Playing the trumpet through the window----------famous. (The sound is outside). ●. The Dragon King moves----------awesome. (off the sea). ●. Lao Jiu's brother----------honest. (Old Ten). ●. Buried in an empty coffin----------arrogant. (There is no one among the trees). ●. Jie Yuan----------rules in the tortoise. (guiju). ●. Wear gloves in June----conservative. (Guard your hands). ●. Raw peanuts--------------noisy. (It must be fried). ●. A cobbler can do without an awl. (Needle row). ●. It is just right for a girl from the He family to marry the Zheng family. (Zheng Heshi). ●. Monk's house----------temple. (wonderful). ●. Washing yellow lotus by the river----------why bother. (River is bitter). ●. Blind people wearing glasses----------pretend to be smart. (False and false). ●. Dreaming about turning into a butterfly----------fantasy. (Thinking of Feifei). ●. Monkey learning to walk----------hypocritical. (Fake orangutan). ●. Hardcover Maotai------------Long time. (good wine). ●. The spider pulls the web------------Selfishly. (from silk). ●. The blind man carries the blind man's back----------He is getting busier and busier. (Blind on top of blind). ●. Banzai Ye’s nosebleeds---------red. (I am red). ●. Break the casserole------------ask the end. (Tattoo to the end). ●. Take a walk in the watermelon field---it's good for both sides. (Left and right are circles). ●. Take off the old shoes and replace them with new ones------change the evil and return to the right. (Change your shoes to make things right).

●. Linen bags and straw bags-----each generation is not as good as the last. (One bag is not as good as one bag). ●. The beans at the bottom of the bowl are vividly visible in my mind. (Every particle is in the eye). ●. Selling cloth without a ruler----------has bad intentions. (Without intention). ●. The poor carpenter opens a business----------There is only one sentence. (Only one saw). ●. Fire in the brick kiln----------rumor. (Kiln smoke). ●. Lamp without oil------------It is a waste of time. (Waste of waste). ●. Zhong Kui married his sister and fooled around. (ghost marriage). ●. Dung boat crossing the river------------pretending to be dead. (Pretending to be shit). ●. Sticky nests mixed with yellow lotus ------- suffering year after year. (One sticky and one sticky bitter). ●. Open the drawer in the drug store and look for fun. (find pills). ●. The toad jumped into the well----I don't understand. (Pfft). ●. Riding a horse for singing opera----------No. (walk). ●. Don’t add soy sauce when frying pickles------I’ve said it before. (Salt first). ●. Eat dumplings without the fillings----naughty. (picking skin). ●. Getting from Henan to Hunan is even more difficult. (South to South). ●. Make lanterns and move rocks---just do as you are told. (copy). ●. Floods wash away the earth temple ------ pay attention. (Liu Shen). ●. Crack the whip in the plowing fields----brag. (to urge cattle). ●. The child's backbone----------a villain. (The back of the villain). ●. The aviation force turned somersaults--confused right and wrong. (test flight upside down). ●. The mouse fell into the water tank------fashionable. (wet hair). ●. The old monk lives in a cave--it's okay. (No temple). ●. The freighter went out to sea ----------layman. (foreign airlines). ●. Burning the flagpole------------Sigh. (Long charcoal). ●. The weasel crawls into the chicken coop----speculation. (stealing chicken). ●. Soaking stones in a sauce jar--it's hard to describe in one word. (It takes a little salt to get in). ●. There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with round sound). ●. It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs visible). ●. Eat ginseng on your butt----------candidate. (Added later). ●. Emperor Pi’s mother----the skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi). ●. Thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue----Honest Man. (Old Stone Man). ●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio------make a fool of yourself. (Sheep appearance). ●. Planting vegetables on the wall - no chance. (no garden). ●. Fan and talk----crazy talk. (Gossip). ●.Twelve taels of silver------------definitely. (One tablet). ●. Sleeping next to the toilet - you are not far from death. (Not far from shit). ●. Tang Seng’s book------------a serious book. (a true scripture). ●. Eat with a small bowl -------depend on the sky. (by Tim). ●. Throw the meat pot into the river----------drowsy. (Meat and meat are heavy). ●. A chicken feather stuck in the bastard's belly------He returns home like an arrow. (The turtle's heart is like an arrow). ●. There is a cave behind the temple----------it's wonderful. (The temple is clear). ●. The birthday boy Qi Xianhe----------no way out. (No more deer). ●. Put down 18 yuan twice ------I have heard about it for a long time. (Nine texts and nine texts). ●. The girls in the dyeing room don't wear white shoes - naturally. (Self-dyed). ●. Wearing pigtails behind the buttocks------violating the law and discipline. (The tail hair is messy). ●. The furnace turns over----------unfortunately. (Pour coal). ●. The rice pot was smoking------------Confused. (The rice is mushy). Nephew lights a lantern - as usual (uncle) Nail shoes without an awl - so good (needle) Bastard's butt - regulations (tortoise) Walking in the watermelon field - having both sides (circle) A blind man entering school - not admitting defeat (book) Plasterer The tile knife - light map (paint) surface mud Bodhisattva washes the face - loses (wet) face and the blind man enters the opium den ---------- Modern. (Touch the lamp).