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Characteristic couplets

The first part: lightning rolls dark clouds with fine eyes.

Bottom line: silver cut green hair, white teeth and red lips.

Horizontal batch: full of spring breeze

Part one: Clever cutting of clouds in the sky.

Part II: The exquisite world finery of flywheel.

Horizontal batch: beautiful spring scenery

The first part: buy more and buy less, and buy as much as you want.

Bottom line: early, middle and late, early, middle and late.

Horizontal batch: lottery ticket

The first part: the golden pen and ink of the years are thousands of volumes.

Bottom line: Li Tao Yuan Man painted Wan Jiachun.

Horizontal recognition: ambition and ambition

The first part: Mu Chunhui's "Thousands of Flowers in Medicine Forest" competition performance.

Bottom line: herbs containing morning dew spit incense.

Horizontal criticism: wonderful hand rejuvenation

Part I: Ping 'an Road, Wan Li.

The bottom line: people walk around, and the future is boundless.

Horizontal approval: safe entry and exit

Part I: cover, cover, cover, disassembly, cover.

Downward: dismantle, dismantle, cover, dismantle.

Horizontal criticism: anger and resentment

Part I: Spring (White Water)

Bottom line: ink (black soil)

The first part: a hundred years of harmony.

Bottom line: Mountains and rivers are old and new.

Horizontal batch: Vientiane update

Shanglian: Cailian Hengtong Better Life

Part II: Risheng

Horizontal approval: greeting the spring and receiving blessings

Part I: Financial resources are rolling in.

Bottom line: full of happiness

Horizontal approval: extensive financial resources

Part I: Create great achievements and prosper for thousands of years.

Part II: Brilliance after great development.

Horizontal examination and approval: great achievements

Part one: Spring breeze enters happiness and wealth.

Bottom line: years are full of updates.

Horizontal batch: good luck in the new year

Part one: Spring returns to the earth, and the world is warm.

Bottom line: Blessed China is happy.

Horizontal approval: Fuxi Yingmen

The first part: Spring has come, and the earth is full of flowers.

The bottom line is: this festival is new to the world.

Horizontal batch: all the best.

Part I: Spring rain moistens everything.

Bottom line: Hongmei embroidered Qian Shan.

Horizontal batch: spring is full.

Part I: Know-it-all.

The bottom line is: winter goes and spring comes.

Horizontal approval: celebrating the Spring Festival

The first part: Wuzi entered the Song Dynasty, and Bagui District celebrated its destiny.

Bottom line: Ugly Dance has always been Kyushu's birthday.

Horizontal approval: happy events.

Part one: a, b, d, e and g.

The second part: Zi Yinmao's midday news in Tatsumi.

Horizontal criticism: a lot of good things

The first part: Spring is full of Taurus, promoting harmony.

Bottom line: Zheng Tong Bafang cadre group strives for new development.

Horizontal approval: celebrating the Spring Festival

Part one: The mouse resigned and looked back.

Bottom line: Ugly cows whisper in spring.

Horizontal recognition: farewell to the old and welcome the new

The first part: receive the spirit mouse and bless the world.

Part II: Welcome Taurus back to Earth in spring.

Cross dressing: Vientiane renewal

Part one: The development of social science is not afraid of ugliness.

Bottom line: a beautiful home, hard work and wealth, a hundred flowers blossom, and people are more cattle.

Horizontal recognition: farewell to the old and welcome the new

The first part: The civet stole the sufferings of several generations.

Part two: Taurus brings happiness to heaven for thousands of years

Horizontal recognition: farewell to the old and welcome the new

The first part: Bagui Qingtian casts a great cause for the future.

Bottom line: One jar of red beans has become a famous brand for thousands of years.

Horizontal approval: South China is full of spring.

Part I: Singing songs in the New Year requires indulging in wine.

Bottom line: an old cow always smells good when it turns over the ground.

Horizontal batch: spring is full.

The first part: an idyll spreads the back of a cow.

Bottom line: All love is connected with China.

Horizontal batch: Vientiane update

Part 1: The lights are dim and the mouse is gone.

Part II: Ugly cows rise from the red sun.

Cross-criticism: resign to meet yourself.

The first part: The Year of the Ox is industrious and rich, and the golden cats are rolling in.

The second part: Plan spring with care, and sesame blossoms will be higher and higher.

Horizontal approval: Caitong Haisi

The first part: Wuzi entered the Song Dynasty, and Bagui District celebrated its destiny.

Bottom line: Ugly Dance has always been Kyushu's birthday.

Horizontal approval: happy events.

Part one: freezing rain showers the window at two o'clock east and three o'clock west.

The bottom line is: cut and divide the fragments.

The first part: Kick Qiao Lei's three stones.

Bottom line: Cut it short and print two mountains.

The first part: hungry chickens steal rice, and children beat them with buckets.

The second part: the summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs.

Shanghai tap water comes from the sea.

Bottom line: Shandong peanuts fall to Dongshan Mountain.

The first part: Shushan has road clothes as a path.

Bottom line: there is no limit to learning.

Part I: Jing Quan Mountain, Mountain Spring, Quiet.

Downstream: Qingshuitang Litang Qingshui

Part I: Xiu Xiu is everywhere.

Downstream: Xiu Xiu is full of mountains and rivers.

Part I: Flowers are flying everywhere.

Part II: Laughter and Laughter

Part I: Rain is purple, trees are blue in spring and the sky is blue.

The bottom line is that the sky is even green in spring and the trees are raining.

Part I: Long, long, long, long.

Downlink: Super Super Super Super Super Super

Part one: Every day is beautiful.

Bottom line: Without land, there is no spring breeze.

Part one: He sometimes plants willows around his seclusion.

Bottom line: Chu Shi's grave is on the ridge.

The first part: Baiyun Yellow Crane has been passed down through the ages.

Downward: the first floor of Hanshui Yangtze River Club.

Part I: The sea is falling towards the north and south.

The bottom line is: clouds are long, long, long, long.

Happy national day special blessing

Special wishes for a happy National Day-1. Seventy-two spring and autumn, Jiangshan Wan Lihong. * * * and the growth of the country is new. The responsibility in the future is great, and I will bear it bravely. The future of the motherland is beautiful, bright and brilliant.

2.? The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the brothers and sisters meet, the more real it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. On National Day and Double Ninth Festival, why don't we drink to the late rain?

3.? My motherland, the Great Wall of the Yellow River and the Yangtze River, has created your eternal rivers and mountains, and the development of reform and opening up has illuminated the dawn of the world! My motherland, you have beautiful frontiers and coasts, I wish you more prosperity!

4.? I am honored to send you my blessing on this holiday. I sincerely hope that your family will be happy and healthy, everything will go well in your work, your career will flourish and your mood will get better and better.

5.? National Day is a good day for family reunion and going out to play. Don't forget to keep healthy during the festival: replenish water to make your skin better; Eat healthy and be healthy; Combine work and rest and have a good rest; Emotional stability, good mood.

6.? Suddenly a dream, the holiday is over. Have you had enough fun? Have you slept enough? Have you eaten well? Have you spent money? Tidy up your mood and get into work. Buy a car and a house, get a promotion and a raise, and work hard! Come on!

7.? Short messages with wings, flying good wishes; The neon night sky lights up, shining with happy dreams; Qiu Chan sang loudly, and his happy heart bloomed; I wish you a happy National Day!

8.? Blue sky, yellow leaves, white clouds and sunshine; Lanterns are bright, red flags are flying, and laughter is full of joy; National day is coming, happiness is accompanied, good luck and endless happiness; You from afar, love you, greetings and blessings from Kang 'an!

9.? Without a country, there is no home; Without home, there can be no you and me. With the coming of the two festivals, let's wish the country a happy home!

10.? The sunshine laughs wantonly, the wind sings gently, and people dance heartily, wishing the motherland a better tomorrow!

1 1.? I am still standing at the tail of September, but your heart is at the beginning of October. The fastest speed in the world is not time, but your heart moves faster than your body. Today is National Day, so I remind you not to let your heart go too far. If you can't get it back, you will be in trouble. I wish you a happy National Day in advance!

12.? I write all my best wishes in this short message and send them to you on this day of universal celebration. I wish you a happy life, all your wishes come true, and prosperity with our great motherland.

13.? Open your mouth, often small, to keep you healthy; Happy every day, the younger you live; Life is too short to be happy; Don't wait for the empty branches to be high, it's no big deal to worry; The long vacation has come, and good luck has come. May you live as long as possible!

14.? The National Day holiday is quite rare. You can have fun, you can visit relatives and friends to catch up with the past, you can show a lot of true feelings at reunion parties, you can call friends who are not lonely and send blessings with a short message. I wish you a happy National Day!

15.? If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is a tear I miss you; If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless water drops in the sky, it is … stop dreaming, it's raining! Haha, happy National Day!

16.? The National Day holiday passed so mercilessly. Would you rather go to work, work or work? Forget it, I will never force it. Pick up the enthusiasm of the holiday and go to work! May I have a happy time in class!

17.? China Dragon and Tiger Leap! Celebrate the National Day and the Mid-Autumn Festival! On this beautiful day, let me spend time with you with my most sincere wishes. I wish you: whatever you eat smells good, and whatever you want is good! Cool than Jay Chou, richer than Li Ka-shing!

18.? Brilliant century.

19.? Send you a big meal, stir-fry with the enthusiasm of celebrating the festival, and steam with the desire to prepare for the trip; I wish you good teeth, a good appetite and happiness no matter how you eat.

20.? National Day holiday is like a classic song, which can ease our mood, relax and have fun. Then let's sing a happy song with cheerful beat and beautiful melody. Wish you a happy holiday!

Happy National Day Special Blessing II 1. In October, the whole country celebrates; The land of China is full of flowers; The home country is prosperous, and the joy is like a tide. On this great and beautiful day, send my most sincere and sincere wishes: happy every day and all the best!

2.? Autumn is the harvest season, and the provincial roads and the roads below will be occupied, which will make the roads narrow and difficult to pass. Please observe carefully, drive carefully and pass carefully at low speed.

3.? Youth and the motherland shine together, and glory and dreams are created together. Happy birthday to * * * and China!

4.? May your career be smooth, your family be happy, your love be sweet, your friendship last forever, your life be safe and your National Day be happy!

5.? You are the proudest on National Day. Work with great atmosphere, full of vigor, smooth career, prosperous fortune, beautiful life, harmonious family and good luck all my life. Good luck!

6.? I remember when the red flag was flying, and we were full of pride. * * * set great aspirations for the construction of the motherland and sacrifice everything for it. Now that the past is like smoke, do you still remember my brother's pledge of youth, hoping to get together with you once and talk about Sang Ma?

7.? Let the happy afterheat of the long vacation dissolve the hardships after returning to work; Let the sweet aftertaste of the long vacation suppress the depression after returning to work; Let the happiness of long vacation reunion inject new strength after returning to work; I wish you full confidence after your long vacation, overcome the pressure and everything goes well! .

8.? Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a short message of ten cents. I wish you a happy National Day!

9.? Let the singing of birds, with the fragrance of leaves, touch your gentle heart through the sunrise in the mountains; Let the clouds flow smoothly with the wind, cross the floating soft light, and decorate your boundless reverie as soon as you start. Happy National Day!

10.? Flowers sing for your birthday, applause for your greatness, and the full moon for your holiness. Celebrate the whole country, we bless you together: motherland, mother!

1 1.? The moment you received the message, you have won my unique happiness! This powder is colorless and tasteless! The winner is first of all inexplicably happy! Then I will have a happy National Day for seven days, and I will try my best to be happy every day after that!

12.? Knowing that you like wandering, you always like to take your mobile phone with you, so I send you a text message, asking you to take your greetings with you. No matter where you are, you can feel someone blessing you.

13.? Sixty years, the world is happy. Dragon dance, full of songs. The gongs and drums are loud and the flowers are colorful. New China, Changhong Pass. Hope for cross-strait harmony and reunification. Convergence of public opinion and harmonious construction. During the renaissance, Yan Huang praised!

14.? Libra travel will be elegant to the end. Suzhou Garden Guilin Yangshuo, a small town with beautiful scenery and an ancient city with cultural heritage, can arouse your interest and elegance. I wish you a happy National Day!

15.? I am glad that Wangjiang Mountain is beautiful in thousands of miles, and I celebrate the eternal spring of the motherland. May our motherland have a brighter and better tomorrow!

16.? For money, you have to work hard; For the sake of your family, you should live well; For a long vacation, you have to enjoy it. Friends, you will enjoy the National Day for seven days, and you will always be the happiest!

17.? Voice: Happy National Day and good luck.

18.? I'll tell you a story, which is bitter at first, thrilling later, shabby later, and the result is sweet: I don't have any money in my hand, and I want to borrow money from you to live. It is not easy to miss you. I will send you a short message with a dime, wishing you a happy National Day!

19.? Last year's road has been completed, and all the pains and joys along the way will become beautiful memories. When crossing this year, I hope I can spend every day with you.

20.? There is a kind of concern, uninvited; There is an irreplaceable tacit understanding; There is a kind of yearning because of you; There is a kind of loneliness called waiting; There is a silence that is not forgetting; Have a friend who will always care about you! Happy National Day!

Cultural slogans with enterprise characteristics

1, integrity-based, far-reaching innovation.

2. Customers are our God, and quality is God's demand.

3. Technology is the foundation and management is the driving force.

4. Retain first-class talents with first-class treatment.

The flowers are whispering: I need your care when I bloom. When you reach out and take me off, beauty no longer exists.

6. Love your job, be realistic and innovative, and strive for first-class service with your heart.

7. You think, I think, it is difficult to improve the quality.

8. Customers win the world.

9, customer service, focus on returning visits, listen carefully, you know the mood.

10, the meeting must be discussed, the discussion must be decided, the decision must be done, and the action must be effective.

1 1. Grasp quality from the source and realize sustainable development.

12, principle of major events, style of minor events.

13, unite efforts to generate income efficiently.

14, innovation is endless.

15, insist on winning by quality and improve competitive strength.

16, quiet habitat, talking about nature.

17, pursuing excellent quality and building a world famous brand.

18, establish core values, and be good at learning and creating.

19, high-quality construction, quality as the root.

20, wonderful from telecommunications, creating a free life.

2 1, strictly abide by the standards, perform the contract, project quality, reputation first.

22, high-quality products, is the golden key to open the door to the market.

23, a little difference, the pros and cons are separated.

24. Today's quality is tomorrow's market.

25. Technology creates fine products and quality creates brands.

26. Safety is in my heart and life is in my hands.

27. Quality awareness is in my heart, and product quality is in my hands.

28. Attitude determines everything, and details determine success or failure.

29, full participation, product control depends on everyone.

30. Always seek efficiency improvement and pay attention to methods and skills.

3 1, don't be selfish, people's livelihood is the foundation.

32. The difference between products lies in the details.

33. Constantly set higher goals. The best realization of today is the minimum requirement for tomorrow.

34. Being kind to others means being kind to yourself.

35. Communicate more and complain less. Understand more and argue less.

36. Get rid of carelessness and improve product quality.

37. Innovation and entrepreneurship create brilliance.

38. Be kind to others when you are proud.

39. Everyone has a goal, everything is standardized, and there is an assessment every month.

40. Take one more step every day and set foot on the road to success.

4 1, please take care of your life, grass's life is as important as yours; Let's breathe easily, and my beauty will be your beauty.

42. There is no best, only better integrity.

43. Quality is the foundation of safety, and safety is the premise of production.

44. There are only imperfect products and no picky customers.

Love the motherland, people, labor, science and socialism.

46. Dedicated, innovative, pragmatic and efficient.

47. Face daily work with a positive and optimistic attitude, constantly motivate yourself and move towards success.

48. The investment will be deeper, the dedication will be outstanding, and the heart will be happy.

49. Time waits for no one, strive for achievements, make great efforts and challenge achievements.

50. What you give today will be rewarded tomorrow.

5 1. It is our unremitting pursuit to get the maximum benefit with the minimum expenditure.

52. Cultivate etiquette personnel and create a civilized team.

53. Dedication, professionalism, persistence and the pursuit of perfection.

54. Quality wins customers and reputation creates benefits.

55. One person keeps one place, and all people keep one mountain.

56. Work hard and strive for the best interests.

57, network memory confidant, God never shuts one door but he opens another.

58. I don't hurt myself, others and others.

59. Careful and careful, the quality will always be satisfactory.

60. Innovation has far-reaching significance.

School characteristic slogan

1. Strengthen the education of teachers' morality and build a team of high-quality teachers.

2, painting and calligraphy ocean, let me fly.

3. Highlight the vitality of classroom life and improve the quality of education and teaching.

4. Pursuing all-round education of truth, goodness and beauty and building a modern harmonious campus.

5. Be loyal to the party's education and be a teacher who is satisfied with the people.

6. Teaching reform and scientific research have achieved results, and the art of calligraphy and painting has refined sentiment.

7. Realize the modernization of education and build a harmonious new Gaoyou.

8. Read a good book to purify the soul; Do the practical things in life and create the brilliance of life.

9. Concentrate on overcoming difficulties and create a star-rated school with characteristics.

10. Create a modern school brand and provide high-quality educational resources.

1 1. Come with a heart and go without a blade of grass.

12. Establish a scientific research school and draw a life of painting and calligraphy.

13, comprehensively promote quality education and promote children's all-round development.

14, Mo Xiang floats on firewood, creating a famous school through scientific research.

15, beautiful scenery and rich books, poems and paintings in firewood.

16, thousands of teachers teach people to seek truth, and thousands of students learn to be human.

17, life is wonderful because of ideals; In firewood, it is beautiful because of books.

18, accelerate the pace of building a strong city of education and take the lead in realizing the modernization of education.

19, strive to carry forward the tradition of calligraphy and painting, and actively build a famous scientific research school.

20. You and I * * * create the characteristics of calligraphy and painting, and our talents show the true colors of firewood.

2 1, accelerate the pace of educational modernization and concentrate on running a satisfactory education for the people.

22. Practice writing for an hour every day and live a healthy life.

23. Pay attention to the foundation, stress practical results, interact with teachers and students, and make concerted efforts.

24. Create a poetic campus and depict life.

25, keep pace with the times, pioneering and innovative, and promote the sustainable development of education.

26. Calligraphy and painting make life full of fragrance, and scientific research is the wing of teaching.

27. Take the lead in modernizing education and promoting local economic and social development.

28. Build a scientific research brand school and be a happy scholar.

29. Students' painting style is bamboo silk, while Qiao Shan's painting style is Wen Danqing.

30, firewood in ancient books, phoenix paintings are vivid.

3 1, study and think, practice and explore, and constantly improve the professional level of teachers.

32. The new curriculum reform is a magic weapon to cultivate students' ability and reduce their burden.

33. At the foot of Xiqiao Mountain, the book is ten miles away; Besides the East Lake, the characteristics of Di Feng are also well known.

34. The firewood culture is antique and has a long history.

35. Work wholeheartedly, be diligent in teaching and learning, and strive for an advanced school with high education quality.

36. In the middle of the book, the research results are fruitful.

37. The champion explores flowers from firewood, and he is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

38, change ideas, keep forging ahead, and strive to keep up with the trend of curriculum reform.

39. Learn from books and improve your ability in life; Character is cultivated in painting and life is colorful.

40, people-oriented, harmonious development, to create a modern school education.

4 1. Let every student grow up healthily and develop independently.

42. Appreciate painting and calligraphy and enjoy life.

43. Curriculum reform is a continuous development and endless process.

44. Learn to appreciate in life and cultivate sentiment in painting and calligraphy.

45. Making stars is Tian Zhongshu's high standard, and Zhiwei makes everyone high.

46, the book is ink, and the painting is vivid.

47, fragrant and light ink, lingering in firewood.

48. Qi Xin has made concerted efforts to create a new situation of educational modernization.

49. Let scientific research drive innovation and let painting and calligraphy embellish life.

50. Establish a lifelong education system and realize the modernization of education.

5 1, social development, education first, revitalization of education, national responsibility.

52. Study schools and strive to run modern education well; Apply what you have learned and actively promote curriculum reform.

53. Draw China art and sing beautiful songs.

54. Passionate to build Samsung, focusing on shiny plastic brands.

55. Let scientific research fill the campus and let the ink float all over the world.

56. Create an efficient classroom and comprehensively improve the quality of education and teaching.

57. Run the characteristic education that people are satisfied with and build a harmonious modern education campus.

58. Promote the art of calligraphy and build characteristic schools.

59. The brush depicts the land of phoenix, and the book is overflowing.

60. Qi Xin will work together with Qi Xin to strive for the glory of Samsung; Sincerely and resolutely, build a famous school and benefit the mulberry.