The most classic humorous drinking language

The most classic humorous drinking language

The most classic humorous drinking language, I believe everyone knows that China's wine culture has a long history. Many people drink on many occasions, and the most important thing is the atmosphere. Do you know some of the most classic humorous drinking expressions?

The most classic humorous drinking phrase 1 1, one cup after another, three cups is not too much.

2, rhetoric, wine and courage.

3, as long as the feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

4, drinking is not drunk, it is better to doze off.

5, drink carefully, don't get drunk after drinking.

6, drink and talk about friendship, this person is a brother.

7. Quit drinking once and return to failure.

8, a hundred cups will be drunk, a pillow for spring.

9. Go back to Jialing River and have a drink and soup.

10, if I want to drink, you have to drink first.

1 1, wine is a pack of medicine, you can't sleep without drinking it!

12, the wine is dry and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

13, don't want to drink, reluctant, out of control.

14, big brother, you drink this wine first and I'll clean it up.

15, travel all the way against Yanghe Daqu.

16, such a good wine, drink it forever!

17, if you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children will be separated.

18, drunk, I refuse to obey anyone, just hold the wall.

19, wine style is style, and wine bottle is level.

20. Only when you are drunk can you know the strength of wine, and only when you have loved it can you know the weight.

2 1, wine nourishes spiritual water and nourishes people, and it won't come back until dawn.

22, wine, drink less blood circulation, wine, drink too much can not live.

23, will drink a barrel to drink a cylinder, the winery director let you be!

24, you are not drunk, I am not drunk, then who sleeps!

25, you pay, I die, and drinking together becomes a mental illness.

26. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

27. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

28. I'll get you some drinks. You can carry them when I'm drunk.

29. I had a stomachache for a long time. If I drink some wine, it won't hurt.

30, resigned Bai Di in the clouds, half a catty idle.

The most classic humorous drinking phrase 2 1, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

2. The guest will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

3, people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink.

4, can't drink, no future.

5. The road is uneven. If you don't drink, who will?

6, the amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic and not a husband.

7, the white emperor in the cloud, half a catty.

8. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

9, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

10, the style of wine is the style, and the bottle is the level.

1 1. Friends have thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

12, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, so drink less.

13, we are close friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses of wine first.

14, Ms. Toast: My heart was excited and my hands were shaking. I poured a glass of wine for my leader, but he didn't drink it, which made me ugly.

15, I didn't drink enough, and I was afraid of losing my worries, so I disciplined myself not to drink.

16, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

17, if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

18, I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my feelings.

19, looks watery, tastes spicy, drinks haunted, stumbles when walking, looks for water at night and regrets when getting up early.

20. Women live in a world without makeup, and women live in a world without smoking.

2 1, drink wine with friends and sing poems to people.

22, the biggest sorrow is: what is in the cup, alas, ignorance.

23. Generally, women don't drink, and the' woman' who drinks is unusual.

24, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

25, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

26. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups.

27, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

28. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.

29. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

The most classic humorous drinking phrase 3 1, drinking too little for a long time, talent is hard to find.

2, old circles, old fragments, I don't know.

3, the wife confessed, less wine and more vegetables.

4. You have a cup and I have a cup. After drinking, we danced together.

5, meet new friends, don't forget old friends, let's have a drink together.

6. As long as you and I have a good relationship, drink as much as you can.

7, white beer red together, this person's top leader.

8, the circulation of commodity economy, let go and enliven two cups.

9, drinking is not drunk, spending money for nothing.

10, you also drink, I also drink, blow this bottle before chewing.

1 1. As long as there is love, there is no wine in the cup.

12, drinking can help you quit lazy habits and make you fall in love with housework.

13, I usually take a sip, but I don't lose my pleasure. Let's work together and drink properly, but I'm also happy!

14, wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it in your stomach makes you haunted. When you speak, you will spill the beans. Your legs will flash when you walk. I was drunk looking for water in the middle of the night and regretted it in the morning. It's still beautiful to raise a glass later.

15, people can't live without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

16, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

17, once you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

18, after a few drinks, cowards become heroes, ugly men become beautiful men, and introverted men become sober.

19, frustrated at work, have a drink and find a breakthrough immediately.

20. Drink before the flower, watch after the flower is drunk, and don't drink before the flower, and there will be a good year.

2 1, looks like water and smells intoxicating.

22, how to say love, pour all the wine in the cup, cup after cup, I will not let go until I die!

23. No matter how good the wine is, you will be drunk if you drink too much, and you will be confused if you drink too much.

24. But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine.

25, soliloquize, wake up and regret.

26, wine, drinking for work, drinking for business, drinking for making friends, drinking for whatever reason, and finally advise everyone to drink as little as possible.

27. There are four walls of wine, color and wealth, and everyone is hiding inside.

28. After a day's rest, I took a phone call and ran away.

29, drinking is not standardized, relatives are in tears.

30, can drink or not lose, leading secretary.