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1, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

I know more than a dozen different ways to die.

4, life is like a play, love is one, getting married and having children is another. This is normal.

I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

6. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

7. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

8, death is not terrible, terrible is sitting still.

9. I agree, I have the final say. In case of disagreement, she has the final say.

10, God, you can't wash it off when you jump into the sea in Japan.

1 1. Meeting and parting are like a turn, one after another, which is a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

13, hard life needs no explanation!

14, how can you say he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

15, three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang stinks.

16, well said, said a lot, I don't quite understand.

17. I am a good man. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

18 I'm Brother Zeng. I tell you a letter. I believe in me. ...

19, I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.

Opportunities rained down on me. But I avoided them all.

2 1, let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

22. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

23. What's your status? You have an ID card.

24, bet with me, not what you want, but what I have …

25, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

26. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

27. Fighting is always bad. Why don't you fight?

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

29. Your head and ass are upside down again.

30. What's the difference between you and direct rebirth? !

3 1. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting in it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

32. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

33. I really want to put a toilet in your brain and wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... then his whole brain will be washed away.

34. Go to the hall, go to the kitchen, kill Trojan horses, climb fences, drive cars, afford houses, fight for mistresses and defeat hooligans.

35. We are two aspiring young people standing in the street who are about to fly their ideals.

When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.

37. This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. (Classic Quotations www.lz 13.cn) His plot is even worse than "Yangdiao". Even amoeba can't survive on the touched keyboard; The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't turn into a human casually, but he will turn into a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

38. Whose child is not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

42, frozen three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw.

43. People are born to live, and the rest are just floating clouds.

44. Don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it's robbed.

45. Your explanation is covering up, covering up the facts, and the facts are the beginning of evil.

46. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.

47. You are sheep tone. At first, you went astray. You couldn't run back, could you?

48. Guangu: Longlong, you have been two years, and you will be two years forever.

49. I am a stream that flows forward forever, stream, stream, and never stops.

50. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

5 1. When you fall and there is only one drop of blood left, call Brother Sanxin back to life.

52. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

53. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because the homonym of sheep sleeping and sleeping should be counting jiaozi …

54. People will play many roles in life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

55. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

56. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

57. Slip on a banana peel and trample it.

58. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

59. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing again. Showbiz is a circle.

60. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.

6 1, this is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.

62. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks splashed all the way.

63. Does this handsome guy look like me?

65. Don't trust women. A gentle woman often hides a violent heart.

66. The word love is amazing. Taken from the abnormal change above and the abnormal state below.

67. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

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