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1. If someone hurts you, don't thank the person who hurt you. They didn't do anything to make you grow. What makes you grow is your reflection and strength. So thank yourself and the people you are with.
Accept everything, and then the tragedy will disappear. Or at least, the tragedy has become less heavy, and you are there, moving forward freely in this world.
3. Elegance is a very difficult thing. It's harder than being reserved. It's harder than hooligans. Be reserved and pretend. Rogues are easier. But elegance is not enough. Elegance needs temperament. Qualifications are required. It takes years of precipitation. I want peace and light.
4. The words and deeds of others can never determine who you are; What you say and do to others can determine what kind of person you are.
Do something you don't want to do every day. This is the most precious rule, which can make you form the habit of performing your duties seriously without feeling pain.
6. Don't make any decisions at night. The willpower at night is too weak. There is only a thin line between yin and yang. You still feel right at dawn, even if you are wrong, you are willing.
7, has gradually developed the habit of not explaining, many emotions can not be shared, simply self-digestion. People who know will naturally understand, and people who don't know will sometimes explain. Some stories can only be told to people who understand.
8. Many people are sad just to let everyone see that they are sad. In fact, no one in this world can understand another person's sadness.
9, the so-called old age, there is no secret. Only when we are in love can we save some feelings and be grateful during the Cold War.
10, I wish I were a tree, quiet, light-oriented, safe, sensitive nerve endings, touching flowing clouds and breeze, and whispering joy. It is very practical to trample the meanest mud under your feet. Also, every day is growing in secret.
1 1, even though I am very young, I still have my life; Even when I was very young, I still had my family. Even though I am very young, I still use my freedom. I have had enough; Satisfied, I am no longer small.
12, what you are looking for is often not found. Everything in the world comes and goes in his time.
13, sometimes people are like this. When they encounter something big, they will bear and endure it. When they hear the comfort of people around them, they will be defeated in an instant. Later, I realized that what I was afraid of was not indifference, but sudden tenderness. It was not that I suffered alone, but that people around me felt sorry for you, not loneliness, but disappointment.
14, never be poor, never be naive and never be hit. Maturity is only good at hiding, and vicissitudes are just without tears and injuries.
15, I am often too impulsive, abusive and duplicitous to the people I love. But in fact, after these actions, only I know how uncomfortable and painful I am. Facts have proved that such vicious and soft-hearted people really don't have the advantage, wronged themselves and disgusted others.
16, I like people who are kind to me when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.
17, the truth, we all understand it one by one, but some unreasonable little emotions determine most of our emotions.
18, I am a slow person. I didn't know stupidity at the age of ten until I was twenty, innocence at the age of twenty, recklessness at the age of forty and confusion at the age of forty until I was thirty. But all this is a necessary process for me to learn in life. I don't regret or blame others or myself. I just wish I had the courage to look back at myself in another decade.
19. What's it like to be single for a long time? Occasionally envy couples, and occasionally rejoice at freedom.
20. Only those who can control their own bodies can control their own lives.
2 1, life is the excuse of the weak, and luck is the modesty of the strong.
22. Because you are too enthusiastic, you always feel that others are too indifferent to you; Because you love someone so much, you think that if others ignore you, you don't love you. Pay more attention to yourself, and you will reduce a lot of melodramatic emotions.
23. If you give your idea to a TV series; Give the contacts and interpersonal circles to the mobile phone; Give your legs and walk to the car; Bring health to tonics and pills; Then your life may be fashionable, but it must be wrong; Maybe this is a habit, but it will definitely pay for it. Please let books, parties, walks and exercises appear more in your life.
24. May people who have been separated for a long time meet again, may all beings love each other, and may lonely people no longer be lonely.
25. Some things are boring when they are said. What you are willing to give is your business. Whether others are willing or not is someone else's business. It turns out that it never existed. Why? When I recalled what I had done for that man, I suddenly woke up. Many things are actually just for themselves. You just poured two glasses of wine and then told each other that I did it. Help yourself.
26, a lot of things, don't complain, don't worry, in the final analysis, it is because you are not strong enough.
27. Wings grow on your shoulders. You care too much about other people's criticism of your flying posture, so you can't fly.
28. We despise time and will eventually be overwhelmed by it.
29. We are all over the age of listening to love. One day, you no longer need vigorous love. All you want is someone who won't leave you. When it is cold, he will give you a coat, when your stomach is upset, he will give you a cup of hot water, and when you are sad, he will give you a hug, so he will always stay with you, not saying how much he loves you all day, but seriously not leaving. In the end, the person you love will eventually lose to the person who is good to you.
30, or think about how to make yourself better, don't expect to meet the right person all day, you are too young, even if you meet, you can't catch it. You are excellent, and naturally there are suitable candidates to stand by you.
Good morning: only the weak can be brave, and only the strong can understand weakness.
Good morning: only the weak can be brave, and only the strong can understand weakness.
I think a good relationship is not a one-way effort, but I can also receive your response while working hard; It is not that I have changed a lot for you, but that I am willing to become better for each other every day; It's not that two people are bound to each other, but that two people go to see more and more wonderful worlds together. -Hu Lao
No matter how heavy the wound is, it will heal one day. But regret is different, it will follow you until the end of your life. -Tong Ling's Six Chapters of a Floating Life
Freedom is independence without attachment and fear. -"Meeting Life"
Only the weak will try to be brave, and only the strong will understand weakness. Suffering is because the foundation is weak, and suffering is because of sadness. -Zhang Jiajia
In fact, it is normal that you don't know what you want. Because you are still young. Life is meaningless if people know exactly what they want and how to do it from the beginning. Only by trudging all the way, experiencing difficulties and obstacles, enduring setbacks and tempering, and tasting laughter and tears, can you finally find what you really want. This is the meaning of living.
Life will not give you any promises, especially success. It will only give you the process of struggle, pain and torture. So give yourself a dream and move in this direction. Life is meaningless without dreams. -Morgan Freeman
The world also needs useless things. If everything has to be meaningful, it will make people breathless. -Hirokazu Koreeda
Happiness can't be shared too much, otherwise it will become ostentatious and melodramatic, which will be annoying and annoying. In fact, truly happy people are secretly happy.
Not all people can know the meaning of time, and not all people know how to cherish time. There is no fate of separation and aging in this world, only a heart that is willing to love and unwilling to love. -Xi Murong
Good morning: self-control is the instinct of the strongest.
1, when you feel desperate about things, you can give up trust in others, you can give up the external evaluation of yourself, you can give up the expectation of the result, but what you can't give up is inner peace. Only when you are calm, willing to be lonely and not afraid of boredom can you listen to your heartbeat again. Whether you are in chaos or lost in the future, keeping comfortable and calm is the greatest weapon to break any dilemma. -Liu Tong
2. If you don't have the habit of studying, you will be finished. There seems to be no difference between people who study and those who don't study every day; The difference seems to be small every month; Although the annual gap seems obvious, it seems nothing; But when we watch it every five years, it is a huge division of wealth. When we wait until 10, it may be an unattainable gap for another life.
The world is sometimes hard and sometimes soft. When we are happy and sad, when we are full of hope and disappointment, we are glad that we always sing a song in our hearts, so that the difficult world will not forcibly enter our hearts and the weak hearts will not collapse. -"McDull Dangdang with My Heart"
4. Forgiving others is actually forgiving yourself. Sometimes, your intolerance may not be felt by others, but you throw yourself into the hell of thinking.
People often experience unhappiness before they know what happiness is; Just like meeting the wrong person, you will know who is right.
6, the so-called life, in the final analysis, is "a moment, a moment of continuous accumulation", that's all. Every second of accumulation becomes today; The accumulation of every day becomes a week, a month, a year, or even a person's life. Those amazing feats, in fact, are almost the result of the diligence and continuous accumulation of extremely ordinary people. -kazuo inamori
7. Whether you are knocked down is not the key, but whether you can stand up.
8. Strangers are the easiest people to feel warm and surprised, because you don't expect anything from them. It is the relatives who are most likely to feel chilling and sad, because you love them.
9. Wrong love is shoes that you like but don't fit. Wearing them hurts your feet and throwing them away.
10 I hope my love is like this. It's as clear as the situation in Qi Mei. I found him in the years, relied on him and gave him my life. Be his wife, the mother of his children, cook for him, wash clothes and sew a missing button. Then, we grow old together.
1 1. Whenever I feel tired and want to give up, the other me will say to myself, "If you don't do it now, you will have no future."
12, when people are most powerful, it is not the time to persist, but the time to let go. When you choose to be empty-handed, who else can take anything from you! How many people lament the helplessness of fate, but forget the three most powerful words in the world: don't care. -Su Qin
13, every run and criticism you suffer will come in handy at some point in the future. Even if running is innocent and criticism is wrong, at least you have learned how to run people and criticize them when you should. Therefore, there is no sin and pain for nothing. Patience itself is an awesome ability.
14. If there is a miracle in this world, it is just another name for hard work.
15,-If I am poor all my life, will you still love me?
If you work hard all your life, I will still love you even if you are poor.
16, I came across a jewelry brand called Darry Ring, which translated into Chinese as Darry. It is very special, only men can buy it, and they can only buy it once in their lifetime with their ID cards, but women can't buy it. In other words, a man can only give one woman a Derry ring in his life. Darry ring believes that true love belongs to only two people. Many people don't have the courage to buy such a ring because they don't know how to cherish their lives.
17, self-control is the strongest instinct. -Bernard Shaw
18 I have no illusions about you. I know you are stupid, frivolous and empty, but I love you. I know your intentions, your ideals, you are snobbish and vulgar, but I love you. I know you are a second-rate person, but I love you. -The veil of Mao Mu.
19. Emotions actually don't believe in tears. People who really love you don't want to make you cry. It's no use crying without feelings. So don't try to impress a person with tears, and don't try to kidnap a relationship. Love needs skill and wisdom to bring two hearts closer.
20. When you are old, you will easily let go of some things, forgive someone, be too lazy to care, disdain to be angry, and bury a lot of things you want to say in your heart. On the other hand, moderate innocence, impulsiveness, saying stupid things and stupidity are the most powerful proof that you are still young. Never demand your own growth. Growing up is a natural thing, and sometimes forgiving yourself is more important than forgiving others.
2020 funny good night: the weak wait for opportunities, and the strong create opportunities.
Funny good night message selection 1:
1. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can keep slim.
2. The neighbor is a changeable person and changed the wifi password.
3. Invisible things are terrible, but isn't human heart more terrible?
Do you know why the hostess is crying? Because Xiao Si is back! Do you know why Xiao Si is crying? That's because the boss is back.
5. It's nice to know what you are.
My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: go away.
7. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.
If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out.
9. I sleep with my wife and children at night, and my daughter sleeps in the middle. I kissed her when I saw her sleeping sweetly. My wife saw it and whispered to me, let her go and come at me!
10. After school, my lower back is no longer sore, my legs don't hurt, and my heart doesn't even jump!
1 1. What is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.
12. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even vacations should be moved by their ancestors.
13. How can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother casually.
14. Many things are between saying that you are wronged and saying that you are melodramatic.
15. In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.
16. You have two choices: one is to roll at once, and the other is to roll at once. Of course, you can also choose to get out immediately.
17. You really don't look down on fat people. You are crazy about losing weight.
18. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.
19. When I woke up, it was already dark. .
20. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.
2 1. In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: What should you do if your gas leaks? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.
If you don't even know Beckham, how dare you talk about basketball with me!
23. There are two words that hurt millions of internet addicts: starting school.
I think the fact that you like me is right.
25. My period is like a wolf. When I leave, I always shout: I will definitely come back!
Funny good night message selection 2:
1. I didn't know that people in the Qing Dynasty also used plastic pots to raise flowers until I saw "New Pearl Return"! !
2. Were you thrown three times after you were born, but only caught twice?
Sorry, public toilets are not suitable for your gender.
Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot. It is not enough to use it!
Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his own nose.
6. Most people are full after eating a few mouthfuls, but I can still eat a few mouthfuls when I am full. . . Sad food reminder
7. Obama, do you remember Little Bin Laden by Daming Lake?
8. Left-handed lighters, right-handed textbooks, places you can't order, So easy~ ~
9. The high pressure in your eyes is enough to make my mobile phone work for a year.
10. Youth is like a skunk. You think you have caught its tail, but all you smell is a fart.
1 1. Recently, the family was so poor that even the mice moved.
12. You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.
13. My mother taught me to learn endlessly since I was a child. It's time to turn around.
14. The reason why you can see a woman's masculinity is because she doesn't like you at all.
15. I won't wash my hair when my hair reaches my waist. It stinks.
16. What you can't put down is chopsticks, but what you can't get out is the quilt.
17. The sky is vast. You eat grass and I eat sugar.
18. I was hit by my youth, and I pretended not to apologize. So I hit you hard. As a result, my youth was black and blue.
19. Since ancient times, no one has died, the bitch died first, and then I died.
20. If you are a good man, you should have a losing mentality when quarreling with your daughter-in-law.
2 1. Someone asked what love is in the world, and I decisively said that love is a fart. Once released, it's gone, but the smell is still there.
22. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart!
It seems that Conan didn't learn much reasoning and problem-solving skills, but he learned a lot of modus operandi.
24. The world has always been cruel. If you don't play, you can only be a doll.
25. The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.
26. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
27. One after another, isn't it that you haven't finished your homework at the beginning of school? As for it? Know nothing about homework ~
28. I don't scold you because I don't want to compliment you, you know?
29. To be a man, like Conan, there is a spirit that makes people die wherever they go.
30. I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!
Funny good night message selection 3:
1. Your new lover is still someone else's prostitute.
You think you are redundant, but in fact, you are really redundant!
3. Boys take their girlfriends for a walk and pass by restaurants. Girlfriend exclaimed: it smells good! The boy with a hard bag said very gentlemanly, if you like, let's walk in front of the restaurant again. .
Would you like to be my sun? M: I made it! W: Then please keep a distance of 92955886.7 kilometers from me.
Me Before You, my world is black and white. After meeting you, wow, it's all dark.
6. What made you step onto the stage of China's good voice? It's my leg.
7. It's selfless to reach in and wear a low-cut dress.
God, can you save the rain that will rain these days and return it to me during military training!
9. I haven't eaten breakfast since the summer vacation.
10. The explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning!
1 1. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes are all scratched without sparks.
12. I hope I can catch up with the finale of News Network in my lifetime.
13. Who fed my QQ cough syrup? Why do I feel that this penguin has not coughed for a long time?
14. Go to bed early. Why? Because I can't afford a national treasure at present.
15. You are engaged in art and I am engaged in you. This is called deep art.
16. The math teacher talks about a topic like showing off, but he can't stop talking for a long time.
17. The most attractive thing for men in history is: leopard skirt+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe, and only Wukong has these characteristics!
18. I never understood it when I was a child. If cutting the wrist will kill people, why is the broken arm alive?
19. Secret love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is spoken!
20. I have never understood why the elevator is clearly standing and why it is always said that it is taking the elevator.
2 1. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!
22. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.
23. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?
24. Every time you fight with others and wait in bed, you will know how to scold at that time.
Our rival in love fell into the water, so we had to pee.
26. A new generation of lawn environmental protection slogan: Today you step on my head, tomorrow I will grow on your grave!
27. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.
28. Look at my memory and treat you like a human being.
29. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
I have settled down your brother since I met your sister.
3 1. Protect yourself and care for others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
32. Format yourself just to delete you.
I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.
34. Every time I see me typing, but I haven't received a reply. Can you be more precise?
People say I'm fat, but I'm just thin.
36. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't pay him back?
37. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes, and my mother says Russia can't walk.
38. A handsome confession is a confession, and an ugly confession is a painful realization of sexual harassment.
39. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say, damn you!
40. Men being dumped, money problems; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Funny good night message selection 4:
1, the weak wait for opportunities, and the strong make opportunities.
2. Can we be friends? This is the beginning of a story. Can we still be friends? This is the end of a story.
I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.
4. I don't think I'm bad. You think I'm good. Do you want to try to fall in love with me?
You never know what you will be adapted by people who hate you and spread to strangers.
6. If anyone dares to scold me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets, I will scold him for buying instant noodles with seasoning packets!
Even if you are taken away, I will use flowers instead of trees.
8, where there is no grass in the world, why unrequited love for a flower.
9. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
10, when I care about you, what you say is that I don't care about you.
1 1. I like to think about the impossible before going to bed.
12, Thailand's transsexuality and South Korea's plastic surgery are not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu!
13, I wanted to turn around beautifully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall smartly.
14, in fact, genius and talent are the same, but genius is only two more than talent.
15, girl, you have scolded 38 for hitting women, and you can't even open a bottle of water in front of boys?
16 I didn't know how much I love winter until this summer came! ! ! !
17, I really want you to give it to my classmate. I will miss you forever.
18, fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am bored.
19, someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was a royal salute.
Remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season!
2 1, I will never use men and toothbrushes with others!
22. When I went to bed at noon, I switched off the automatic reply. then what As a result, a classmate chatted with it all noon.
23. Put Laozi in a correct position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
24. When you look back and smile, you attract a jump of the earth!
25. In the future, I will marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I can play, I will. If I can't play, I will eat him.
26. If youth is spent doing nothing, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.
Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt them.
The above is the good morning message of "2020: life is an excuse for the weak, and luck is a modest word for the strong". I hope I can bring you a wonderful day and wish my friends and relatives the best. For more good morning content, please visit the topic "Short Good Morning, Positive Energy for People's Hearts".
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