Suspense reasoning 1

I got on an express train. About midnight 10 minutes ago, a man got on the train at the midway station. After the door closed, he suddenly regained consciousness and began to look around the faces of the passengers around him.

"Please forgive my ignorance, are you 28 years old?" He asked me, "Yes, but how do you know?"

I asked him this question, but he ignored me and only talked to others.

"Are you 45 years old this year?"

"That's right."

"Are you 62 years old?"

"How do you know?"

I have been repeating this conversation with passengers who seem unfamiliar. This man seems to have a special ability to know his age just by looking at other people's faces.

At this time, the next stop is about 15 minutes away. All the passengers in the car, including me, gave this man a curious look until he asked about the last lady.

"Are you 50 years old?"

"Yes, but it will be 5 1 years old in five minutes!" The lady answered with a smile.

Suddenly, the man was livid, as if shocked beyond measure.

Excuse me: Why is the man shocked?

2. An affair

A former work partner who worked together before was recently transferred to my workplace. Because we are both married men, we used to go out to play or drink and chat together, so we invited him to a nearby teahouse to catch up.

I asked him, "What have you been doing recently? What are you making? " He smiled and began to talk about his past experiences.

About a year ago, he met a woman ten years younger than him. During the Christmas holiday, he spent 22, 23, 24 and 25 days in her apartment. Of course, because he didn't go home for four days in a row, his own family hardly called the police. In addition, he deeply regretted his daughter who was in primary school. So at seven o'clock on the 25th, he insisted on going home, but the woman cried and begged him not to go.

In the end, they had a quarrel, so he left her in desperation and got on the elevator at 1 1 and left.

"What a surprise ..." He smiled and said, "When I walked out of the apartment door, she was already waiting for me outside ..."

Then I want to ask: How can a woman get to the 1 floor faster than a man?

3. Bus

A couple, with their children, went to the country in sightseeing bus to return to their wife's hometown in the country. When the bus traveled to a mountainous section, because their children were clamoring for starvation, the couple who couldn't stand the children had to ask the driver to let them off halfway, and first found a fast food restaurant nearby to solve a meal.

When they were full of food and drink, a news announcement was broadcast on the TV in the restaurant. The report pointed out that a rural tourist bus driving in a mountainous area had just been hit by rocks falling from the mountain, causing all the people on board to die unfortunately. Look carefully, it's the bus they just took!

Watching the news, my wife murmured, "If only we hadn't got off the bus just now ..."

The husband listened to her words and said angrily, "What are you talking about? If we didn't get off at that time ... "

Before he finished, he also understood the meaning of his wife's words. "Oh, yes, if we hadn't got off at that time ..."

Excuse me: Why do they say that?

4. Babies

A woman gave birth to a baby in a maternity hospital. In the middle of the night, the nurse went to the nursery to check the situation, and unexpectedly found that the baby was cold and lifeless and had died.

After learning about this, the hospital decided to hide it and replace the dead baby with an orphan who was born just a few days ago. At the time of delivery, the woman was unconscious and had never seen her own child, so theoretically, it is foolproof to replace her with a baby without characteristics.

The next day, the hospital arranged for the mother to see the replacement baby, but when she saw the baby, she shouted wildly, "This is not my baby!" " "

Excuse me: Why did this lady say that this is not her child?

Step 5 step on

I am a commuter who often takes the new york subway. Every morning when I go to work, I will see a tramp mumbling in the subway. Out of curiosity, I secretly leaned against the wall near him and eavesdropped on his words.

An Obasan passed by him, and the tramp whispered, "Pig!" " "

What is this? Simply compare each other to animals?

Next, an ordinary office worker man passed by, "People!" He said it again.

Well, he is really an ordinary guy in all aspects.

Every few days, I have nothing to do to go to the subway station to eavesdrop on the tramp's thoughts Before his eyes, he passed a thin and lonely man, "cow!" " He said so.

Cattle? You look like a thin bird, don't you?

Next, a fat man passed by him and said, "vegetables!" " "

Food? Shouldn't it be a pig?

After returning home, I carefully thought about the logical relationship. Maybe he is talking about that person's past life, or that he will be reincarnated? But after a few days, I observed his words and deeds again, and I always felt that it didn't look like a good agreement.

Finally one day, I couldn't restrain my curiosity. I went directly to the tramp and asked him what his ability was, and also asked him how to acquire it. After seeing my determined eyes, the tramp said nothing but put his palm on my head.

The tramp disappeared from the subway from the next day.

Is he a god?

Or a fairy?

In a word, I finally know what that ability is, because I have got it and replaced the tramp.

Excuse me: What is my ability?

6. Go home (I turned out to be a woman)

Today, I was scolded by the boss of the company again, that is, the old bald donkey with worse stroke evaluation in the female colleague of the company.

"Well, I don't think the prisoner who followed me is an old thief, do I?" I came to the door while thinking.

Although it is home, it is actually an old apartment with only two rooms, only the living room, kitchen and bedroom, and only the living room has windows, although it is really cheap.

I opened the door and entered the room. I was shocked. The closet in the living room was turned upside down

I remember that I forgot to lock the door when I went out after breakfast this morning, so I went to work. ...

Uh-huh ... the window is locked, which means they must have broken in through the entrance!

I feel terrible! Really annoying! I really want to die!

Forget it. I'm too tired today. I won't eat dinner. Call the police tomorrow!

I made sure the porch was locked again and walked to the dormitory.

Excuse me: Do you understand?

7. family

Well, aren't you ready yet? "I turned my back on my wife and asked, why do women take so long to prepare?

"It's almost over. There is no need to be in such a hurry. Look at you. Xiaoxiang, you look very upset. Stop fidgeting. "

She's right. I have a bad temper by nature. I can't help it

I took a cigarette out of my suit pocket and lit it.

"I wonder if my parents-in-law will be shocked when they suddenly return to them?"

"No, when they see their grandson is so big, they must laugh from ear to ear!" I looked at my sleeping son Xiang and answered her like this.

"Wait so long, ok, ah ..."

"Well, what's the matter?"

"Husband, you are here!"

My wife pointed at my neck and I reached out and touched it. "ah! Forgot! "

"Husband is really, not only anxious but also reckless. Come and let me help you. "

"Husband, I love you." My wife helps me tidy the clothes around my neck.

"Why do you suddenly talk about this?"

"What does this have to do? We are currently a couple! " Wife, she ran away from my sight and seemed very shy.

"Well, I love you, too." I don't know. I haven't been so straightforward in years.

Although a little shy, I feel good. I hold my wife's hand.

"Then let's go!"

"hmm!"

Excuse me: What are they doing? What are you doing?

8. failure

When I woke up after falling asleep on the last tram, I found a strange girl sleeping with her head on my shoulder.

She has long black hair, which makes people feel quite cute, and she is not as beautiful as Sadako's gloomy long black hair.

I don't reject the present state, and there is still some time before I get off the bus, so let's just do it for the time being.

After a few more stops, at last, it was just me and the girl in the whole carriage. At which station should she get off? Should I wake her up first?

When I was thinking about this problem, I unconsciously prepared to move my body.

"Don't move ..." The girl with her head on my shoulder closed her eyes and said softly.

"I want to go on like this ..." She said.

Although it feels subtle to say this to the man I met for the first time, I don't understand the extent to which I asked her why in this situation, so I let her lean on it.

However, anyway, the station where I want to get off is coming, and I am a little worried. Anyway, ask her first.

"Well, where are you going to get off?"

"The station where I fell?" She asked in return.

"No, it's the station where you want to get off. Which station? "

"The station where you get off is the station where you fall. "She spit out the ambiguous answer. Then he seemed to look at me with a question mark on his face and replied, "The station where you got off is the station where I fell."

Maybe ... she tried to kill herself?

Try to jump off the platform at the station where I got off!

When I realized this possibility, I immediately tried to tell her: "I can't fall!" " "

"If you get off, I will fall." She answered.

Although this is a threat to some extent, the first thing is not to let her commit suicide. There is no way. "Ok, I won't get off." I have to answer her like this.

She immediately showed a happy smile: "thank you, it's a deal, but if you break the agreement, you will fall together!" " "

After listening to her words, I couldn't help but feel a chill behind me, but the urgent task now is to calm her down, so I said, "OK, it's a deal!" " "

Just then, the tram shook violently.

At that moment, I finally fully understood her seemingly incomprehensible words and deeds.

But it's too late. She fell, and so did I.

Excuse me: Can you infer what this is all about?

9. Long distance race

I go to the bathhouse every day on weekdays, and it is more routine to go in for a hot bath and sweat before taking a bath.

About a minute after I entered the sauna, a man followed me in to see who stayed longer. I will never go out until this man goes out, which is also my unique habit.

10 minutes passed, and the other party was a fat man who looked at least 100 kilograms.

/kloc-after 0/5 minutes, I'm still sweating like a pig. I can hold on, you fat bastard!

18 minutes passed, and finally the fat man moved. He staggered to his feet, as if he would fall to the ground at any moment, and staggered to the outside of the three-room study.

Won! I can't help posing for victory in the sauna!

……………………………… ..

When I regained consciousness, I found myself in a strange room and an old uncle was watching me. That old uncle is Shou Feitai's waiter in the bathhouse.

He said to me, "when I went to check, I found you outside the sauna, sitting against the door, unconscious!" " "

I seem to have heatstroke, and I seem a little too brave.

Abreu continued to sigh: "It's really tiring to carry you here. I am a old bones. Pay more attention next time! "

I thanked the old man again and again before I went home. Have a beer and have a rest.

Excuse me: what is this?

Reference answer:

1, because the man saw the life expectancy of others, that is to say, he saw that everyone's life expectancy stopped at the current age, and a 50-year-old woman would be 5 1 in 5 minutes, but the man saw that her life expectancy was 50 years, so she would die in 5 minutes, and there was still 15 minutes before the next stop, so the whole car.

2. She jumped directly from 1 1 building and died before his eyes.

If they don't get off the bus, they won't lose time and the bus won't be hit by rocks on the mountain.

Which means they indirectly killed the people in the car.

Because she strangled the child herself.

5. You can measure what someone has eaten.

6. The thief is at home at this time.

7. This is a story of family suicide. At first, my son struggled while sleeping behind him. My wife helped me arrange a rope around my neck to hang myself and took my son to commit suicide.

8. This is a horror story. The girl is a ghost, and her head is separated from her body and leans against her, so her head will fall off when she goes down. With the shaking of the car, the girl's head will fall off, and the girl who shows her true colors will be pulled down with the boy.

9. From beginning to end, there is only one me. I'm actually a ghost. I am a ghost who died in Sanwen before. My task is to find a scapegoat to replace me in the infinite cycle of Sanwen like a water ghost, and that fat man is the scapegoat. He fell at the door and I was reborn (I may not know that I was a ghost from beginning to end)

A former work partner who worked together before was recently transferred to my workplace. Because we are both married men, we used to go out to play or drink and chat together, so we invited him to a nearby teahouse to catch up.