Funny slogans posted on the back of the car

1. Keep your distance and don’t force me to transform.

2. I am a speedster, don’t get close to me.

3. Chongqing’s road and bridge tolls are the most expensive in the country.

4. I drift and consume 0 fuel per 100 kilometers.

5. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend.

6. The brakes are not working. On the way to the repair shop.

7. The book I got yesterday, be careful of the old brakes.

8. This car collided ten times, nine wins and one draw.

9. The worst thing to do is to die drunk. You cannot afford to fight for your life.

10. What I am driving for is not the car, but the endless loneliness.