The lines of mental health in the Weekly Libo Show! ! !

1. Thank you! I feel very honored that so many of you have come to visit me today ...

2. We play not only with people, but also with birds. Even the birds have been killed by you, so why does Allah play with a bird? !

3. Every time Allah can see Premier Wen in the old farmer's house on TV, he always picks the dirtiest person to shake hands (then Zhou Libo makes Premier Wen's statement): "We are late!"

4. Everyone thinks that they are stock gods, and they make a profit by speculating one. Even the aunt who sells onions in the small market said, "I have news!"

5. The most disabled people (poor) are the sparrows. The big screen in front of the securities company has never been red, but it has always been a bright green forehead. Sparrows don't understand. They think that * * * Green Forest Park has arrived, and the green land in Yanzhong has arrived, and they only rush to the big screen! Go for one and die, go for one and die.

6. Who is Sarkozy no two no three, no three no four?

7. Later, I went to observe (Yuanxiao mold), and it turned out that they vomited after drinking half a mouthful, and some of them vomited badly, even foaming! Basically, they swallow and spit all afternoon, and a cup of black coffee can be drunk into cappuccino.

8, collapse, collapse is to break into pieces!

9. A person must have a legal concept and know how to protect himself. Of course, if you know the law, you won't break the law, which is a waste.

1. The worst thing is cramping dance (cramping). Three or four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find the toilet.

11. Do you still remember cutting girls' swimsuits? It's like ... more than 6 venetian knots are worn on your body. Later, a skirt was added, like the skirt of a turtle.

12. friends! Help! Big friends! Marlboro, inside pocket!

13, (magnetic levitation) was a big deal, 1 billion yuan, which solved the traffic problem of 3 kilometers.

14. At that time, malt extract should not be too unusual! I went to my classmate's house, and * * * mom made me a cup of malt extract, which was amazing! At that time, children were given malt extract! But I picked it up and looked at it. I was dying. How could I get the opposite picture? * * * Mom just put a few (malted milk essence)! She put it as chicken essence! Also inserted a chopstick to call me: adjust a tune, adjust a tune! Originally, it was still a bit confusing (turbid), and it was clear (very clear)! !

In early p>15 and 28, the Prime Minister said: 28 will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened before the Prime Minister said this. As soon as the Prime Minister's voice fell, everything happened. Did you take the train, derailed, celebrated the New Year, had a snowstorm, sat at home, and had an earthquake.

16, Liu Huan for so many years, I have never found his neck.

17. A fire burned our Daxinganling.

18. Chris Lee answered a puzzling question. Originally, I didn't believe Mulan Joining the Army. How could Mulan join the army without being discovered? . Later, I met Chris Lee, and I finally knew, Oh! It turns out that it is technically feasible!

19. Chris Lee-it's the same for boys and girls!

2, remember! Marriage is a set meal to eat together, marriage is currency, and we should go together.

21. Bai Bai (Uncle): Funny, do you want to hear Bai Bai's battle story? Do you want to hear how Bai Bai (uncle) is a monitor?

Libo: Bai Bai (Uncle), I want to hear it!

Bai Bai (Uncle): At that time, I was a soldier of Allah's (our) sharp knife class. Allah's sharp knife class always rushed to the first place in the war. The enemy dropped a shell, and everyone next to me fell, but I didn't fall.

Libo: and then what?

Bai Bai (uncle): Then I became the shift supervisor.

Libo: ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Bai Bai (uncle): platoon leader, this is really archaic (poor)! In those days, I took Ala's sharp knife squad and sharp knife platoon to pursue the enemy in Fujian. Ala rushed at the front, while the enemy retreated and fought, and the people next to me fell down one by one. When I rushed to the end, I was left alone. At this time. Six enemies fled to a temple in front and locked the door. At this time, I saw that it was wrong to call names. Where is my gun? I only had two grenades on me, so I pulled the lid off, took the lead, kicked the door open and shouted, I'm not alive!

Libo: and then what?

Bai Bai (uncle): Then I became a platoon leader ...

Libo: ...........................................................................................................................................

Bai Bai (uncle): This is really miserable! At that time, I took Allah's sharp knife platoon to fight, and Allah occupied a highest point. Allah and the sharp knife were connected together, as long as we waited for the general attack, as long as Allah did not let the flag fall. A burst of crazy shooting, the flag fell, and my comrades picked it up. With a bang, his comrade-in-arms fell, and one rushed up to help him up. Finally, when I looked at it, I was the only one left. I think I'm going to die this time. But I died gloriously for the revolution! I left my comrades in arms for nothing! So I rushed up to raise the flag and shouted, "Comrades! I am ready to die! " The enemy surrendered as a result.

22, not one in a thousand years, but a Zhou Libo, you think I am a turtle!

23. To be friends with a person, we should not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called-lack of happiness (fool).

24. Bowing for such a long time is not for applause. In fact, I mainly want all of us to check my head.

25. At present, our China stock market should be reversed, which has become an accident.

26. Two unfavorable factors come together, which makes us laugh and laugh.

27. If you spend 38 yuan in Maggie to see Zhou Libo and you don't laugh, you can take Zhou Libo to the hospital.

28. Think about it. It's useless to keep this 38 yuan at home. The best you can see is that it's counterfeit money! This is the beginning of HD!

29. You think it's a spittoon jar!

3. Big stage! You think I'm blind!

31, this belongs to the color spirit (hint) and color flattery.

32. Yu-Ching Fei, I did the math for him. Every time he gave a good concert in Shanghai, he ran away the next day. He didn't spend money in Shanghai, which didn't do us any good in boosting Shanghai's GDP!

33. Yu-Ching Fei is an actor I like very much. He sings well and has a good temperament. This man is very disgusting.

34, you think about it, a man, standing on the stage, sissy, but he is not bad (annoying), this is absolutely difficult!

35. You must tolerate my ignorance as you tolerate your leader. I don't mean that a leader must be ignorant, but the basic of ignorance is leadership. This sentence is wrong! How can a leader be ignorant? Leadership is called great wisdom if stupid!

In p>37 or 3 years, Saddam can become a faded sentence (chihuo).

38. Retail investors can also become Ah Wu (loser).

39. A red guy (boy) can become a mold (big brother); Mold can also become a red guy. This is called the red model.

4. Guan: So do you all think he looks like a welder in these glasses?

Zhou: Would you please stop flirting with me?

41. I am very careful. I found that in the swimming pool, especially for female compatriots, the angle of this bathing suit is 2 degrees on average in five years.

42. (Trademark) is gone, from Shanghai. No matter how strong the accent is, as long as there is this thing (trademark), Bazi (bumpkin).

43. Uncle, you know wow, this is called a heat sink!

44. I pinch off the two sharp tips of the deep-fried dough sticks. Ah, well, mom will lick me again (my mother will pinch me again).

45. It's like you went to Nanjing Road, Hendry, and you said, Master, help me get three Rolexes.

46. I was beaten by my mother for eating.

47. If you want to be beautiful, you must mix as far away as possible.

48. If my face is a half-breed, at most, it is a half-breed of Vietnam helping Cambodia.

49. This son is standing here, and this father must not be a fuel-efficient lamp!

5. Children always have a guilty conscience when they make mistakes, and it's always the shit on the back of the door that won't last until dawn.

51. Newton became a great scientist when an apple fell on his head. What do you think if it was shot put? Newton would have died.

52. In this restaurant now, shredded radish is placed under beef. I learned it from me. I learned it in the 197s.

53. I took all the alarm clocks I bought at home apart and put them back together, but I didn't leave.

54. Later, my mother's technology was innovated. She hit me with two slippers, one of which specialized in fake movements.

55. Fight me like a zebra.

56. (Imitating a female classmate) Yo, Zhou Libo, did * * * mom buy new slippers again? How did you know?

your pattern today is different from yesterday's. Your pattern today is straight and yesterday's is S-shaped.

57. Happiness and happiness are two different things.

58. I don't know who came up with a sentence: Ah, don't let your child lose at the starting line! Bah! (Shaking their heads)

59. If children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country must lack imagination.

6. Once I happened to be driving, a 12-year-old child was on the phone and called the radio station to order a song for * * *

Auntie, I want to order a song for my mother.

what song do you want to order for your mother?

I want to order a song by Aunt XXX for my mother, which is called "Why Women Difficult Women".

61. Now you ask Li Ka-shing to work out this linear equation with one yuan, but he promises not to, let alone the linear equation with two yuan.

62. Think about it. Where did the former monitor and study committee go? Are selling tickets at the door.

63. For example, Guan Dongtian's house is 1 square meters, and Zhou Libo is 5 square meters. Since it was sent to the Statistics Bureau, Zhou Libo has inexplicably become 75 square meters.

64. (Speaking of Night Park) You have to escape after 6 o'clock. Why? Because the defense team came out, the flashlight shone on you, and the defense team in the early 198 s was a dirty embryo.

65. (Talking about the Moscow National Ballet Company's visit to China) I found a strange phenomenon. Almost everyone has a telescope, and there are also high-powered telescopes in the first row.

66. I can't do that kind of action. It's ugly. Wow, it's so big. I brought a single barrel ...

67. I stood on the back of the chair and looked at it. It's very small, but look at Ha Qingsang (very clear). Without losing elegance ...

68. Without Comrade Xiaoping, there would be no us. Maybe we are still fighting cocks.

69. Later, before leaving office, he (Deng Xiaoping) was worried that they would close the door again, so he took down the door cover to get where we are today.

7. I have a friend who has 42 TV sets at home ... He repairs TV sets.

71. (There was a TV at home in 79) At night, I asked my aunt next door to borrow a red armband and put it on my hand. Then I took a ruler and sat in the back. Yesterday I sat in the first row. Do you still want to sit today? Sit in the third row!

72, this is too much, too much is wrong, and this is called fault.

73. Watching TV plays is the most annoying thing. I'm really hungry. I'm always scared and hungry. If a close-up is just pushed up and pushed to my face, oh, I'm so hungry. My nostrils are like two bowls of rice. I'm so hungry! (The scariest thing is watching TV series, which is really scary. If it happens that a close-up shot is pushed up and pushed to the face, oh, it's really scary. Really, two nostrils are like two bowls of rice. How scary! )

74. This is the world of Marlboro. (Cantonese)

75. Nongwa Yaogang is the group sang instrument of the American Red Elder Association. Don't say that Americans really know how to do business. )

76. The advertisement came in. I show it to you every day, but I can't buy it.

77. (Speaking of piling molds) At this time, a new industry appeared in Shanghai, which has been called piling molds until now.

78. All the piling molds in Shanghai seem to be taught by a teacher, and they are all dressed in the same way. Maybe they are drinking Pujiang water together.

79. How can it be fun? What do you mean? )

8. Men and women should never forget romance after marriage. Men will send 999 roses before marriage. Don't just snore after marriage. Don't forget to give your wife a beautiful rose on Valentine's Day. You should know that the spiritual value of a rose is far higher than that of a towering tree for women.

81. A wife trusts her husband, which is also a sign of self-confidence! Management is not good, and the foundation of marriage is trust! A marriage without trust becomes a shackle ~ a shackle ~ which will be shattered sooner or later!

82. Everyone likes money, but money doesn't necessarily like everyone.

83. Children have their own future. Don't impose our future on them, otherwise they will have no future.

84. (After singing) Thank you for your tolerant applause. I am confident to abolish Yu-Ching Fei now.

85. My little god and old skin are hungry. I'll go up and touch an Iraqi boat at once. Yo, Mao Lao reads me. I was very naughty when I was a child. I immediately went up and touched his hand. Yo, it was hairy. )

86. Because foreigners are hungry for perfume, now they know that they wear perfume because they have body odor.

87. Our public mentality is becoming more and more tolerant now. How about cutting? At least now we also admit that Chris Lee is a woman!

88. There is a text called Mulan joining the army. I killed her at that time. I don't believe how Mulan could have joined the army without being discovered! It's impossible! I didn't know until I met Chris Lee. Oh! This is technically feasible!

89. The last time I opened it from my computer, I saw that a poster in Chris Lee was always beautiful and hungry, and the little girl was always hungry in sunshine! The following is a slogan of the family planning commission, called: Give birth to boys and girls alike.

9. Children's Song:

Comrades, catch Lao Yi (catch him)! Speculation sells salted water tablets (a cheap summer product in the old days)!

Comrades, catch Lao Yi! Speculation and selling laga. No (toad)!

Now, speculators are called intermediaries.

91. For example, Xiaogang Feng, can he still be called a face?

92. Xiaogang Feng, with his face, if I met him in the alley at 9: 3 p.m., Xiaogang Feng just walked over like this, and I didn't want him to start work, so I gave him the wallet directly.

93. It used to be that the lone ranger always hated being hungry, but now it's called Sa? Now it's called logistics.

94. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can't be experts in the stock market! The stock market has only losers and winners.

95. Now We're the world, and the world is one!

96. Everyone stopped at the bar, and the faces of the two experts were deeply locked.

97. Those who have no concept of divorce in the mountains think that they were born with big cakes and fried dough sticks.

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