Folk classic jingle _ spread the most classic folk jingle

The jingle originated from life and is a kind of oral ballad popular among the people. The sentences are uneven in length, and they are pure spoken language, which is easy to read. I have arranged some wonderful jingles for you here. I hope you like them.

The classic jingle looks like heaven from a distance and looks like a bank from a distance.

It looks like heaven from a distance, like a bank at a close distance, and like a prison when you go in. Might as well go home and herd cattle and sheep. Everyone agreed that everyone would go. You earn money here and spend money here. How can you send money home? It is said that the salary here is high and I have no money to buy toothpaste. It is said that the food here is good, with grass added to it; It is said that the environment here is good, and cockroaches and ants run around; It is said that the foreman here is very handsome, and everyone has a flat-headed pot cover. I work every year and worry every year. I work overtime like a monkey every day. I am scolded every day for no reason. I bowed my head to see the boss. Shake your head when you get paid, and you are worried at the end of the month. I don't know when I can get ahead.

Blind date is bitter and tiring.

Blind date is bitter, blind date is tired, and it doesn't match for a long time. Smoke and sugar, or yellow. Parents followed, family followed, and they frowned. Some say it's not good, some say it's good, and it's not the end yet. When it comes to family and age, it is impossible to farm at home. I was annoyed, smiling, and shocked to see each other. Picking tall and thin is like buying pork in the market. Look at the five senses, look at the appearance, and react slowly. First of all, smiling, words and deeds are very important. Sweet mouth, quick eyes. You can only say good things, not bad things.

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Houses: ordinary people are worried about housing, developers are worried about selling houses, entrepreneurs are worried about accounting offices, producers are worried about box office, officials are worried about second houses and corrupt classes, men are worried about private houses, women are worried about breasts, the elderly are worried about renting a house to work, worried about hospital wards, worried about having children, worried about getting married in a new house, and worried about ordinary people's house demolition. Hey! Sex is really depressing!

What's the hardest part?

The hardest thing to get is the wife; The hardest thing to get rid of is a lover. The most difficult thing to control is the mouth; The hardest thing to lose is weight. The most difficult thing to improve is height; The hardest thing to increase is income. The most difficult thing to unify is caliber; The most difficult thing to achieve is the ideal. The most difficult thing to change is the treatment; The most difficult thing to suppress is hatred for the rich. The most difficult thing to deal with is the relationship; The most difficult thing to serve is leadership.

Classic funny jingle, sleeping for two nights, one wants to pee on the kang.

Eat very fat

Pretend to like it.

(of children) round and fat.

Strong limbs

Bring a pen.

Can't settle accounts

Buy a computer

Can't surf the internet

Sleep at night.

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The classic folk jingle triple net beauty turned around and scared a cow to death at the edge of the field.

The online beauty turned around and the plane crashed into a ditch.

The online beauty turns three times, and the Yangtze River flows west.

Online beauty turns around four times, and alien humans come to earth?

The online beauty turned five times, and the rooster hid in the bottom of the sea to swim.

Looking back on the beauty of the internet, family planning is no longer worrying.

The online beauty turned seven times and knocked down the tallest building in new york.