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Act 1 Mocha

Scene: set up as a cafe

Props: a table, two chairs, two cups of coffee, napkins

Character: Huahua Lala Waiter

(Chasing the light in the dark scene) A girl came on stage holding a sign. The sign read: "Scene 1 Mocha - a playboy."

[The lights are on

La La: (Sitting in front of the table, looking around, tapping his fingers on the table)

Huahua: (Hitting. Holding the cell phone from the backstage and twisting her butt in a sweet and exaggerated way): "Huahua? Of course it's my real name (sitting on the chair in front of Lala)...haha...because... ..I won’t tell you...I hate it...Okay, okay, I have something to do, I will call you later...Boom!!"

Lala (Talking to himself) "Looks like it's changed again!"

Huahua: (Huahua put away the phone, winked charmingly, and acquiesced. Then she took out her makeup mirror and kept taking pictures) "Hey , I look pretty good today!"

Lala: "What kind of clothes should I change this time?"

Huahua: "What is it like?"

[Lala imitated the way she said on the phone just now: "Boo! That's the one!"

Huahua: "Oh - you mean him...I don't know either , I just went to buy a bottle of vinegar for my mother. I met her in the supermarket. "

Lala: "The speed at which you met your boyfriend was lightning fast! Is he a shopping guide?"

Huahua: "It seems not. When I paid the money, he came back to the cashier lady and exchanged some change..."

Lala: Down!

Huahua: (infinitely affectionately)" and When his eyes met, I knew that he must be my boyfriend No. 38! His English name is MAN - a real man. "(Speaking, the text message rang. Huahua looked down and whispered: "Weather forecast: I will miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow during the day, and it is expected that I will continue to miss you in the afternoon. Affected by the prolonged low mood, I will turn to violent thoughts in the evening. My mood has dropped by five degrees. It is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you!")

Lala: "You just met and you are so hot?!"

Huahua: " No, this is the 26th. "

Lala: "I really admire you. So many people have blamed you and you still know how to tell the difference!"

Huahua: "To train your memory, you have to start from scratch!" < /p>

La La: (again)! After thinking about it, I asked: "You have so many boyfriends, which one do you want the most?"

Huahua: (Think about it for a while) )"Ah, that, that, I hope his body is as slender as a cruiser, his courage is as broad as an aircraft carrier, his housework is as fast as a torpedo speedboat, and his personality is as quiet as a submarine..."

La La: "Looks like he has to be a marine! Hey, what if his body is as broad as an aircraft carrier, his courage is as fast as a torpedo boat, his personality is as powerful as a cruiser, and his housework is as quiet as a submarine, what should we do? ?"

Huahua: "Without saying anything, tie up two kickers and let him go into the sea!"

Lala: "That's cruel enough. "

Male waiter: (Part 1) "What do you two ladies want?"

Lala Huahua said in unison: "Mocha!"

Male waiter: (To the audience with a Northeastern accent) "How come all the flirtatious girls like Mocha!" (End)

Lala: (Sighing and asking Huahua) "Oh, I really envy you. I still have to grow up so big." I've never been in love. Can you tell me what it feels like to love someone?"

Waiter: (Serving coffee, speaking affectionately to the audience) "To love someone is to hold her hand and send her home!" (Huahua stood up and cooperated, holding hands with the waiter)

Lala: (disapprovingly) "You can send me home, but you don't have to hold hands." "

Waiter: (sweet chin support) "To love someone is to do nothing all day long and just miss her!" (Huahua dances in front of him).

Lala: "Is it possible? You're just kidding!"

Waiter: "To love someone is to send her an email every morning, just to tell her, I love you ." (sour and embarrassed expression).

[Huahua cooperates and pretends to be playing on the computer.

Lala: "Brother, she will destroy her mailbox because it is full of spam like yours."

Waiter: (narcissistically sleeping)" To love someone is to put her picture beside your pillow. The first thing you see every day is her, and the last thing you see is her." (Huahua stood next to him and made a silly pose, pretending to be a photo).

Lala: "Oh my god! Don't you get tired of watching this?"

Waiter: "When you love someone, you always want to know where they are, what they are doing, and whether they miss me." ?" (Huahua ran to the corner of the stage, squirming like a little girl).

Lala: (imitating his accent) "I'm probably dating someone else. Why do I miss you?"

Waiter: "To love someone is to only be apart for two minutes." Just call her!" (The waiter and Huahua pretended to chat on their mobile phones, which was very sweet).

La La: "Save your phone bill! It's not free of charge if she turns off her phone!"

Waiter: "To love someone is to kiss her tenderly."

Huahua: (Running to the waiter and about to kiss her, she stopped again) "This--forget it."

Waiter: (He was excited for a moment, then immediately turned to tenderness. Water) "Look at this - to love someone is to hold her gently from behind and say I love you in her ear while she is washing the dishes." (Huahua cooperates, and the waiter hugs her gently from behind. live her).

Lala: (slapping the table) "How beautiful is it?! If I were me, I would definitely say: Don't do this nonsense. If you love me, come and wash the dishes!"

Service Student: (I am thinking hard about writing a letter) "To love someone is to write her a letter starting at two o'clock in the evening and hand it to her the next day." (Pretending to hand Huahua a napkin. Huahua accepted it shyly. , the little girl ran to Lala and handed the paper to Lala)

Lala: (Holding the paper and looking at it carefully) "There are more than 60 typos. You can do it again during the day when you are awake." Just write it."

Waiter: "To love someone is to put your own clothes on her." (Hands on Huahua's shoulders, Huahua looks at him lovingly).

Lala: "What about you then? Shirtless?!"

[The waiter and Huahua ignored Lala and looked at each other affectionately.

Waiter: (stammering) "To love...a person...just...is..."

Huahua: (affectionately) "It's...with him..."

[The music starts, the lights are dim, chasing the light, Huahua takes the initiative to put her arms around the waiter Dance. (The waiter mechanically follows Huahua’s pace).

Huahua: "I finally found that person who is gentle, delicate, sensitive, affectionate and affectionate."

Waiter: (Stop, the music stops, scratching my head and ears a little bit) Stuttering) "That lady, no, sister, I have to make it clear that what I just said...is not my idea, that...that was all told by my dad's second uncle at his workplace. My, he may be retired, but if you want to see him, I... can find his phone number. "

Huahua: "mygod!"

Service. Student: "Despite his age, my second uncle is quite fashionable. He drinks a whole cup of coffee when he has nothing to do. He's just as good at mocha as you!"

Huahualalala: (mouth widened in an exaggerated way) "Ah?!"

[Black scene.

Act 2 Latte

Scene: set up as a living room

Props: double sofa, a coffee table, remote control

Characters : Wife is flowery, husband is man

[The girl chasing the light in the black scene came on stage holding a sign. The content of the sign read: "Latte in the second act - tasteless love.

[ The lights are on at the end

Huahua and Man: (Sitting on the sofa, each holding an armrest)

Huahua: (holding the remote control and constantly changing channels, Man resting his head listlessly. watch TV).

Huahua: "Man, I'm thirsty!"

Man: (Get up quietly, bring up the coffee cup and put it in front of Huahua).

Huahua: "It’s not a latte! Since I met you, it’s been a latte, a latte, a latte every time! You’ve almost become a blacksmith! Boss, can you please change your style?"

Man: (slowly) "Before you met me, you only drank mocha, and you never got tired of it."

Huahua: "Mocha is so delicious, it's creamy and chocolatey. , who is like your latte, as light as tea that has been brewed N times!"

Man: "How can it be so exaggerated! You said yourself that the light feeling of latte made you feel at home. A sense of security and belonging...so you chose me among so many boyfriends."

Huahua: "Humph, who knew you were really as manly as your English name. Man is so boring!"

Man: (poses deeply) "Man - man! Real men are so cool."

Huahua: "It's cool, even to me. I'm about to cry. (To the audience, rap music starts) Being married is so boring. It's so hard every day. I watch the TV every day, and I don't even bother to look at his face! (Music stops, to the audience) You say, It’s such a shame, what kind of marriage should I get! Oops, I’m so regretful now that my intestines are green! I miss the days when I was surrounded by 58 boyfriends.”

Man: “38!”

Huahua: "I'm happy to say 58!"

Man: (To the audience) "That's how marriage is. There's nothing bad about it at first, then they start arguing, and there's nothing wrong with it at night." If you are angry and run away, you will be reconciled in a few days."

Huahua: "Go! I get annoyed just looking at you, stay away from me!"

Man: "Let everyone. See how annoying I am? You forgot, when we were in love, you said I had eight great advantages!"

Huahua: "Eight great advantages? I wouldn't believe you if you have eight good points. (Speaking, pointing to his t-shirt) Look, let everyone take a look, and you will know the pancakes you ate in the morning!"

Man: "I really have eight great advantages! Please allow me to put them together. End of speech."

Huahua: "That's right, keep it short!"

Man: (Stand up) "First of all, I am very strong!"

Huahua: "Humph, that's right, I was dumped by girls 45 times and I'm still alive!"

Man: "That's because they don't have the vision as you do! And then I like to be clean."

Huahua: "Yes, that's true. There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, so we can't go without bathing every day!"

Man: "I am decisive in my work!"

Huahua: " That's right, I pay the bill immediately after buying something, and eat immediately when I'm hungry. I never fail to eat and drink. "

Man: "I act bravely when I see justice!"

Huahua: "That's not a bad thing. Bring it out?! Yes, I know, he once helped several beauties zip up their backs, and in the end, he came back with Wuzhishan!"

Man: "I... I save water!"

Huahua: "Well, that's right, I never wash my hands after using the toilet!"

Man: "Everyone says I'm very sunny!"

< p>Huahua: "Look, everyone, it's as black as charcoal. How can it be without sunlight?"

Man: "What's the number?"

Huahua: "It's the number. There are seven, are there any more? We are all ears!"

Man: (Thinking for a while) "I am very tolerant of people!"

Huahua: "You are short-sighted, you can't do anything. If you can't see it clearly, of course it's tolerated. "

Man: "There is another important thing. I think I should be considered a romantic person!"

Huahua: "I want to vomit! Romantic?! You?! Once For my birthday, he actually bought me flowers - fake ones. "

Man: "That's called eternal youth. "

Huahua: "I also bought wine - Hengshui Laobaigan. "

Man: "That's high quality and low price. "

Huahua: "There are also noodles--instant noodles are still in simple packaging.

"

Man: "Yes, you must eat noodles for your birthday!"

Huahua: "When it comes to eating noodles, when people eat noodles, they either braise it or fry it in sauce. , this - the so-called romantic Mr. Man, he actually likes to eat stinky tofu noodles, and after eating, he also likes..."

Man: (opened his mouth intoxicated and breathed) "Ha..." (Huahua pinches her nose and gets out of the way)

Man: "The heat over there is so steamy, and the smell of stinky tofu is so overwhelming..." .."Huahua: "I'm warning you, if you do this again, I'll lock you in the sauce vat of the brewery!"

Man: "Aren't I helping you lose weight?!"

Huahua: (Telling the audience with aggrieved lips trembling) "I haven't been to a movie theater since I got married. "

Man: "Don't we have a DVD? Even though it's a pirated disc, it's for viewing!"

Huahua: "We haven't been together since we got married. Traveled. "

Man: "Aren't I afraid that you will get tanned?"

Huahua: "I've really had enough of this tasteless life! I... ..I have to figure it out!"

Man: "What do you want to do?"

Huahua: (gulped down the latte) "Think... ..Change!"

Man: "Change?"

Huahua: "Yes, change!"

[The two people freeze with exaggerated expressions

[Black scene

Act 3 Caputino - Bubble Love

Scene: Study room decorated as a home

Props : Table, a laptop, two chairs, one in the light, one in the dark, roses, coffee cups

Character: Huahua Man male netizen

[Chasing light in black scene The girl came on stage holding up a sign. The content on the sign was: Caputino - Bubble Love

[The lights are on at the end

[The lights are on

Huahua (Wearing home clothes very casually and even a little slovenly, sitting in front of a brightly lit table)

Man: (Sitting on a chair in a dark place)

Huahua: (Yes. Audience) "People say that before marriage, a woman is like a football, and everyone grabs her. "

Man: (To the audience) "Huh, I only realized that I regretted it after I grabbed it. "

Huahua: (To the audience) "This married woman is a football. If you can kick it as far as you can, just kick it as far as you can!"

Man: (To the audience)" You have to be skilled in kicking, and you can't kick it out, otherwise it's a foul!"

Huahua: (To the audience) "Fortunately, I haven't given birth to a child yet. A woman who has given birth to a child is a golfer. It's more than 300 yards!"

Man: (To the audience) "No matter how far you hit the ball, you can't miss it. If you miss the ball, there will be a penalty stroke!"

Huahua: "Alas. , I miss the time when I was surrounded by 58 boyfriends..."

Man: "38!"

Huahua: (to the audience) "Hey, you Tell me, why did I commit such stupidity to get married? You have all seen that Man, he has no sentiment, no romance, and cannot speak sweet words. "

Man: (To the audience) "To live life, you have to be real. What's the use of so many fake things. "

Huahua: (Turn on the computer)" Now I can find some psychological balance from the Internet. My online name is Xiao Tiantian!"

Man: (To the audience) "Huh, there are three more pictures, and the old cucumber is painted green - to pretend to be young. "

Huahua: (to the audience) "There are so many people chasing me online, including Beckham, Leonardo, Blair, George W. Bush..."

< p>Man: (To the audience) "Why didn't you say that there is also Bin Laden Saddam? You have settled all of them. Hum, this time the Nobel Peace Prize will be yours." "

Huahua: "Oh, my Xiaobu is finally online!"

Male netizen: (in the background, sour) "Xiao Tiantian, are you lonely? I am lonely. , I feel lonely because I miss you. I think you must be like this too.

"

Huahua: (She nodded excitedly while typing on the keyboard) "Yeah, yeah!"

Male netizen: "There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God will Drop a grain of sand, and then there is the Saha! There is no sea in the world, but God sheds a tear every time I think of you, and then there is the Pacific Ocean!"

Huahua: "It's so romantic! I I have found the feeling of first love!"

Male netizen: (in the background) I am like a boat looking for a harbor, I can't forget you! I want to love you for the rest of my life! Okay?"

Huahua: (snickering, turning back to glance at Man, Man was pretending to read the newspaper).

Huahua: (turns back to type on the keyboard, sweetly annoyed) "If you want to love, just love!"

Male netizen: (still in the background) "If I can have this honor , I would like to accompany you all my life, all year round. In spring, I will accompany you to walk gently among the blooming flowers; in summer, I will accompany you to run by the joyful river; in autumn, I will accompany you to wander in the red river. Under the maple forest; I will sit with you around the stove in winter. "

Huahua: "My blood is boiling with excitement!"

Man: "I get goosebumps when I listen to it!"

Male netizen: (still in the background) "I don’t want to say anything now, happiness is not in the present, only in the future! Are you willing to wait with me online?"

Huahua: ( Talking to himself) "Oh, I feel so overwhelmed after hearing so many sweet words all at once!

Man: "Huh, I think you are too!"

< p>Huahua: (to the audience) "Xiaobu is so romantic, no, I have to meet him, it's too late to meet him!"

Huahua: (to the computer) "Let's meet!"

Male netizen: (hesitated for a moment) "Okay, where is it? How do we recognize each other?"

Huahua: "Coffee shop, your name is Xiaobu, then I will put it in front of you A cup of caputino! There are so many beautiful bubbles, symbolizing our beautiful, romantic and dreamlike love!"

Male netizen: "Okay, your real name is Huahua, and I will hold a big bouquet of roses! "

[Huahua took the notebook off the table, took out the coffee cup, and waited quietly.

Male netizen: (Ask the makeup artist to make it as ugly as possible)( Holding flowers on the stage, searching all over the place) "Xiao Tiantian! Xiao Tiantian! Huahua...Huahua..."

Man: (still sitting in the dark) "Stop barking and call the dog again. "

Huahua: (She was startled when she saw the man's appearance, opened her mouth, poured the coffee away in a hurry, and told the audience) "This...this... Is this the little Bu who can recite poetry? Why is my life so miserable?! I...I feel sorry for this cup of cappuccino! There is one cup!"

Can't freeze the frame Moving

Single-origin coffee in Act 4

Scene: coffee shop

Props: four chairs and four cups of coffee

Character: Huahua Lala Boyfriend (i.e. the waiter in the first act) Man

[The prompt board for the girl chasing the light in the dark scene. Contents of the entry prompt board: The single-origin coffee in the fourth act is mellow and unforgettable (end) < /p>

Man, Lala, Boyfriend: (Chasing the light) (Sitting on four chairs respectively, facing the audience. Lala and the male waiter are holding hands, obviously in love)

< p>(Chasing light only shines on Huahua and Man) Huahua: "Online dating is boring, but my husband is the one I rely on. " Said and grabbed Man's hand.

Man: "Online dating is so cute, she wouldn't love me so much (and Huahua look at each other affectionately). "

Huahua: "I will only be good to you from now on. "

Man: "I have always been kind to you alone (the two held hands and looked at each other affectionately). "

Huahua: (gentle)" Promise me that you won't drink lattes in the future. "

Man: "Well, then you also promise me not to drink mocha or caputino in the future. "

Huahua: (turns face) "That's not okay!" (The two let go of their hands and glared at each other).

Man: "That's what you are, always giving you permission and not allowing it. People!"

Huahua: "That's just me! If you can bear it, you can bear it. If you can't bear it, leave! Oh, my 58 boyfriends.

"

Man: "38!"

[Keep the posture. Follow the light and move towards Lala and her boyfriend

Lala: "I'm going to get married. It's a bit dizzy to see the two of them like this, fighting and reuniting, it's so mentally stimulating. "

Boyfriend: (affectionate)" I have fallen deeply in love with you since I met you in the cafe. I swear that I will never let you live their kind of life. "

(All the lights are turned on and Huahua): "Hey, what happened to us? What happened to us?! Man, he said we!"

Man: (stand up) "Where are we? Such a life?! Please tell me clearly, what happened to us?!"

Huahua: (pulling Man) "Yeah! That's right!"

Boyfriend: "You guys ...not living a happy life. "

Man: "Unhappy? Huahua, he said we are unhappy. "

Huahua: "That's nonsense!"

Man: "Yes, you're talking nonsense!"

Huahua: "Then what do you mean by happiness?!" "

Boyfriend: "Happiness...happiness is having a family reunion dinner every day. "

Man and Huahua: (sneered) "That's it?"

Boyfriend: "There are many. If we want to be happy, we men - Man, have to make sacrifices. Only when they feel happy can we be happy. "

Huahua: "This makes sense. "

Man: "Then how do you make Lala happy?"

Boyfriend: (clears throat) "First of all, when Lala sings, I want to be like a spring breeze, and I can't help but admire it. There is behavior that cannot help but laugh (Huahua and cheer applause, Man disapproving). "

Boyfriend: "When Lala is angry, I have to kneel down and beg for mercy, beg for mercy, and I must not ignore her (Huahua and Lala applaud). "

Man: "Do you still call me a man? You are not a man at all. "

Huahua: (kicked him) "You should learn from this!"

Boyfriend: "When Lala hits me, I will let him ravage me. Thank you Lord for your grace. , there must be no behavior of fighting back and staring (Huahua and Lala applaud). "

Man: (whispered to her boyfriend) "Brother, can we discuss something without talking to my wife in front of my wife?"

Huahua: (from behind)" Talk about it, we are still listening!"

Boyfriend: (continue) "La La should help with reading during the exam, circle the key points, and must not behave in an irrelevant manner; La La should nod from time to time during the speech. , I deeply agree, and there must be no refuting behavior; during the interrogation, Lala must swear and swear to show loyalty, and there is no careless behavior in the sea. "

Lala: (jumped up excitedly) "Honey, I recorded it all!"

Huahua: "Man, where are you?!"

< p>Man: (Thinking about it) "Isn't that it... I have it too! Listen, Lala, you can also record this and refer to it for assessment...

When a wife kisses, she should be enthusiastic and vigorous, work hard for the best, and should not behave in an indiscriminate manner; when a wife is lucky, she should get what she wants, be persistent, and should not behave beyond her ability; when the wife does not want it, tears should flow into her belly, and she can solve the problem by herself. , no money transactions are allowed. "

Boyfriend: "This...isn't this a bit cruel?"

Lala: "Well, that's a good addition. "

Huahua: "Okay! Okay! This is my good Man!"

Man: (to the audience) "To coax a woman, you have to be brave and say it. nonsense. "

Huahua: "What are you talking about?"

Man: "No, I want to say...are you thirsty?"

Huahua: "Be careful. I'm really thirsty. "

Lala: "I'm thirsty too. "

Four people: (calling together) "Waiter! Coffee!"

Waiter: (backstage) "Which one do you want?"

Huahua: "Mocha is sweet, and it's annoying to have too many boyfriends. "

Man: "Late latte is just as annoying every day. "

Lala: "Cappuccino is fragrant, no matter how beautiful the bubbles are, it is still an illusion.

"

Four people: (all in unison) "Then let's just go for coffee. "

Huahua: "Add some friends and some sugar;"

Man: "It's steaming and warm;"

Lala: "Look for fun in an ordinary life;"

Boyfriend: "Taste the happy life carefully. "

End of the play