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Classic sentences about putting down your mobile phone

1. I heard that placing a mobile phone next to a pillow while sleeping would cause radiation. I was so scared that I quickly got up and threw the pillow away. I am so surprised.

2. Slowly, I realized that many things can be encountered but not sought, and many things can only be owned once; slowly, I realized that people’s personalities can be so different; slowly, I realized that , two people who are together every day are not necessarily friends, they may be nothing at all; slowly I realized that mobile phones are used by others when they come to see you for something, not to communicate feelings; slowly I realized that happiness often comes from memories , and pain often comes from the gap between memory and reality. ”

3. My mobile phone will always be on for you. If you are willing to forgive me, you can contact me at any time.

4. What should I do if the gas leaks at home? Pump Take a cigarette and calm down. What should I do if someone beats me up? Call 114 and ask for directions. What should I do if someone is checking the text message on my phone? Look at yourself in the mirror, Zhu Bajie will show up quickly. Be happy.

5. There are two types of people with insomnia: those with mobile phones in their hands, and those with a theater in their heads.

6. The wind is blowing really hard. All my mobile phone signals have been blocked by China Unicom!

7. A drop of rain pours my heartfelt blessings; the raindrops form a line, which represents my continuous blessings; the drizzle is like a weave, which is densely packed with me. My love surrounds you; it’s raining heavily, my dear, take your phone and take shelter from the rain.

8. She has been traveling around the world, and whenever she encounters something new, she will take pictures with her phone! Send it to her boyfriend. One day, the boy finally couldn't help but ask her to come back, otherwise he would break up. However, she was a proud girl who firmly believed that she could live well alone. She looked at the exotic scenery in front of her and suddenly realized that everything seemed wrong. She lost her color and was no longer as charming as before.

9. The tea should be strong and fragrant; Yes, I will continue to love you in the next life; I want to be friends forever. It’s good to look at the phone.

10. As soon as you leave the Wi-Fi, you will feel that the phone is useless.

11. You can’t face it at home. If you laugh on your phone, your parents will think you are in love.

12. Next time I see you, I will pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, push you down on the bed quickly, cover your head with the quilt, and stretch out your arms. My big hand? Look, my phone has a blue screen.

13. Although we haven’t seen each other for a long time, you will find that all the ambiguous text messages you sent to him are saved in his phone.

14. It turns out that my mobile phone is of Russian royal descent and can only play Tetris.

15. Children’s Day is approaching, and they are also the flowers of the country, but the children in the mountains cannot make friends. Even if you can’t make a call, help recharge the phone bill of the child with the mobile phone number "Amitabha", text messages are passed to each other, starting and ending with: "Amitabha", chanting the Buddha can ward off impurities, whether it is temporary or not, Happy Halloween, Amitabha!

17. Summer is fun in the river; Summer is the serious college entrance examination; summer is the emotional song of cicadas; summer is your lotus-like smile coming from the mobile phone. Summer Solstice, a happy summer!

18. The car was invented for. Let me catch up with you quickly. The clock was invented so that I can have you every minute. The mobile phone was invented so that I can tell you anytime and anywhere: I miss you.

19. I will always think of you in my spare time, always talk about you unknowingly, always worry about you in bad weather, turn on my phone, and always want to send you a text message, my bestie, I miss you, remember to take care of you If you have nothing to do, please contact me!

20. I forgot when we started to enjoy lying alone in bed and pressing buttons on our mobile phones; I forgot when we started using campus to update our mood; I forgot when we started to hang out in other people’s spaces. It is also a kind of concern; I forget when, sharing on campus has become a habit. It turns out that mobile phones can fill the emptiness in the heart. Lonely people can never do without their mobile phones.