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Humor that the epidemic can't get out.
1, I designated to stay at home and watch a TV series and then cried.
2, be close to nature at home, visit snack street at home, and finally be defeated by family report.
3, because the taste of staying at home and having nowhere to go is really not as good as going to work, at least you can go out for air.
4. At home these days, I suddenly became a little cook and an embroidered mother.
5. It's really hard. It seems that I haven't left the community for twelve days. Every day I just go downstairs to my mother's house next door for dinner and then come back.
6. Everyone has stayed at home for a long time. In order to return to work, they have tried their best, such as masks, disinfectant, thermometers and protective masks. For safety, some measures are still possible.
7. I told my mother that I wanted to go out. I am really depressed. My mood is very bad and depressed. My mother said I was mean.
I stayed at home for a month. I want to do some exercise, but my waist is still shining. I think I've committed another lumbar process. I haven't recovered from taking painkillers for two days. Now I'm lying in bed with amino acid, and I dare not move.
9. I have been at home for more than 20 days, and I have started to get better and better. From the initial impatience, I even feel that I can stay at home until the Spring Festival this year.
10, stayed at home for a month and had nothing to do. I cooked the tremella sent by my mother, drank tremella every day, stayed out of the sun, went to bed early and got up late, and my skin was actually much better.
1 1, please start school in Hunan quickly, I'm going crazy at home.
12, my old man was depressed at home recently, and even watched an idol drama. To tell the truth, I haven't seen this idol drama, and my father says Reba is really good.
13, stayed at home for a month, and soon started working!
14, you will contribute if you don't go out. Although I feel uncomfortable, I will continue to stay at home and continue to make contributions. Those who have to go out should wear masks to protect themselves and their families.
15, it's too uncomfortable to hold it at home! I think the air outside smells of freedom! I long for freedom and want to walk in the sun.
16, it's boring to go home these days, and I can't do anything. It's hard to be held back every day. But my mood is much better than before.
17, the nth day of being angry at home! www.fangjial.com
18, not cheap. Usually, no one can call out. I like quiet. I like to stay at home. I can't stay at home now because I am forced to stay at home.
19, hahahaha, I have been at home for almost a month, and there will be a lot of pregnancies after returning to work.
20. My father just said that the Ge family was not feeling well. Let's go to the fifth floor. My family lives on the sixth floor.
2 1. What's the point of life if you stay at home without thinking about something to eat?
22. I stayed at home and didn't want to go out. I was uncomfortable at first, but now I am getting used to it.
23. After staying at home for more than N days, I finally went out and went to the supermarket to buy some vegetables and snacks!
24. It's too hard for the epidemic. Come here quickly. Stay at home for 30 days and you will lose your job.
25. I have been cooking at home these days.
26. I haven't been to the gym for a long time. I'm dying. Although I have more time to study, it's hard to be forced to stay at home! ! ! I want to go out to play.
27, so uncomfortable, my family is going to get sick, and I dare not make myself sick, so I will soon be abolished.
28. My friend next door must be too upset to hold back. The music is so loud that I suspect that he is dancing disco at home.
29. The epidemic quickly passed and life quickly returned to normal, which made the family feel uncomfortable and quite uncomfortable.
I have been sitting at home dreaming of traveling abroad for fun.
3 1, I told my mother that I wanted to go out, and I was really depressed. My mother called me a bitch.
I have been sitting at home dreaming of traveling abroad for fun.
33, squatting at home, not pondering something to eat, what is the meaning of life.
34. I've been at home for a month, and it's almost time to start working!
35. I feel my parents are suffocating at home. The routine every day is to scold my dad, and then my dad scolds me. I can't stay. Let's end the epidemic as soon as possible!
36, so uncomfortable, my family is going to get sick, and I dare not make myself sick, and I will soon be abolished.
37. It's too uncomfortable at home! I think the air outside smells of freedom! I long for freedom and want to walk in the sun.
I have been cooking at home these days.
39. After staying at home for more than N days, I finally went out and bought some vegetables and snacks in the supermarket!
40. I continue to stay at home and don't want to go out. I was uncomfortable at first, but I got used to it.
4 1, I told my mother that I wanted to go out, and I was really depressed. My mother called me a bitch.
42. I have been sitting at home dreaming of traveling abroad for fun.
43. What's the point of life if you stay at home without thinking about something to eat?
44. I've been at home for a month, and it's almost time to start working!
45. I feel that my parents are suffocating at home. The routine every day is to scold my dad, and then my dad scolds me. I can't stay. Let's end the epidemic as soon as possible!
46, so uncomfortable, my family is going to get sick, and I dare not make myself sick, and I will soon be abolished.
47. It's too uncomfortable at home! I think the air outside smells of freedom! I long for freedom and want to walk in the sun.
48. I have been cooking at home these days.
49. After staying at home for more than N days, I finally went out and went to the supermarket to buy some vegetables and snacks!
I continue to stay at home and don't want to go out. I was uncomfortable at first, but I got used to it.
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