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Ipartment's words Qiao Meijia bar quarrel lines

Venue: Bar

Meijia: Shall we warm up first? Is it too abrupt to get straight to the point? {Warm-up}

Zi Qiao: Warm up. Can't you see that everyone else is leaving soon? When you leave this door, you still feel warm. {Zi Qiao turned around and remembered that I said that we were professional actors {Meijia took the stick, Zi Qiao turned his back on Meijia} There was no rehearsal for making a living, and it was broadcast live every day {turned around}

Meijia: Ha {hitting Joe in the stomach with a stick} {Joe is lying on the pool table} Go to hell, Lv Ziqiao, it's over. {Break the club and throw it away} No one is allowed to leave. I want you to listen to this bastard and tell me clearly.

Zi Qiao: Shit, it's already started. This is too straightforward.

Meijia: {Grab Joe} Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, there is no signal on my cell phone. I can't see the sun on the road {I still go out}

Zi Qiao: Your head is squeezed by children, you dinosaur who degenerates three times a day.

Meijia: I spray you with salt and soda. You know what I hate most about you? You don't flush every time you go to the bathroom, and you didn't flush just now. It makes me sick at the sight of (a still beer bottle). How can there be a shameless person like you in the world? I've had eight generations of blood mildew. When I met you (or that glass), Joe couldn't catch the desk lamp.

Zi Qiao: Hey, can you stop littering?

Meijia: I fell a little.

Zi Qiao: That was a wonderful performance.

Meijia: Did I play it right? It didn't work until my nose and tears came out.

Zi Qiao: professional, but lacking a little murderous.

Meijia: Then you are just waiting to cry {smashing lights} Lv Ziqiao, you are the most rubbish, asshole and shameless man I have ever met. When I see you, I believe that genes will mutate and get worse.

Zi Qiao: Chen Meijia, you are the most beautiful woman in the world I have ever seen. You are not an airport. You are simply a basin, and there will be water in rainy days.

Meijia: You son of a bitch. Now I finally understand why my mother wants me to study hard. I'm afraid I'll meet you later.

Zi Qiao: Did your mother's wish come true?

Meijia slapped Joe in the face.

Meijia: Your mother's wish just came to nothing. Who are you cursing?

Zi Qiao: Did you really give Meijia a push? Are you crazy?

Meijia: Lv Ziqiao, I always supported you when you had no money. Then why didn't you say I leveled you up? You are ungrateful.

Zi Qiao: I don't appreciate it. Come on, come on. Why bring up his past?

Meijia: I'm not happy that you care about me.

Zi Qiao: The performance is almost over. You just need to let me get rid of you.

Meijia {pushes Joe away} Why did she dump me once and want to dump me again? I'm telling you, it's not a day or two since I put up with you, and you still bully people. Listen to me today. Chen Meijia is breaking up with you.

Zi Qiao: {Kicking the sofa} Break up. I tell you, Chen Meijia, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I want my head back. Even if I am a gangster, I will tell you that I dumped you.

Meijia: I spray you with salt and soda. I dumped you, dumped you, dumped you {pushed Joe three times in a row}

Zi Qiao: I dumped you.

Meijia: {Overturns the table} Lv Ziqiao, you will die {Run}.

Zi Qiao: When playing, play with the handle of your spoon. what are you reading? We've broken up. I've never seen a relationship break up.

I recorded this while watching, hoping to help you.