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Is there any information on Spring Festival tongue twisters, poems, oboe, and cross talk that are suitable for primary school students to perform?

Tongue twisters during the Spring Festival

"New Year's Arrival"

Happy New Year is so lively

Both men and women, old and young

Wear new clothes and hats

Everyone is happy

Every household is happy

Everyone is smiling during the New Year

Say hello to each other and say Happy New Year

Happy New Year is so lively

Both men and women, old and young, wear new clothes

Wear new hats and everyone is happy

Everyone welcomes the New Year

"Paste Lanterns"

Red lanterns pasted with pink are used to send honorary lanterns to military families;

Fen Fen Pasted Pink Lanterns , sending lanterns to military families is glorious;

After the red lanterns are pasted, the lanterns are pink;

Spring Festival Poetry 1

Spring Festival"

The Spring Festival is a flag

It is the Chinese totem of spring

The north wind may freeze every brick through

But people will still use the hot cooking smoke

to make the day red

The cold may still be Eyes that can lock every seed

But people opened their throats with laughter

A string of firecrackers

So, within a few days< /p>

The willow silk was softly tied with green knots

The river also became misty with moisture

The grass could not hold the flower sleeves

Wet and warm bird sounds can be heard everywhere

Spring Festival Poetry 2

Spring Festival Greetings - Spring Festival Recital Poems

One Yuan has begun again, and all things have revived.

The Spring Festival is a beautiful day.

It is our traditional festival.

People paste red couplets on their doors:

"Spring returns to the earth and brings happiness to the world"

Expresses the love for spring

and the yearning for happiness.

However, because the world is sinful,

spring cannot last forever,

happiness is also rare,

it has not been available for thousands of years. Few people are searching high and low for the truth,

but the truth seems far away from them.

How confusing,

How worrying

Lies are rampant, violence is rampant,

Sincerity is rare in the world!

Without truth, how can there be goodness and beauty?

Without truth, there is no love and righteousness!

People eat, drink, marry, live, grow old, sick and die,

pass by in a hurry, wasting their time,

There is no such thing as a feast that never ends,

there is no such thing as Flowers that never wither,

Heaven and earth will fade away as time goes by.

Only the Lord’s way will endure forever.

Dear elders, brothers and sisters,

Guests and friends who have heard the gospel for the first time,

Please keep the Lord’s words in your heart forever,

< p>This way is the true way, the good way, and the way of eternal life.

As the New Year approaches,

May the rigid and rigid situation pass,

Let the spiritual spring breeze blow into our hearts,

p>

The flower of love blooms and is loved by the Lord.

“Because winter is over and the rain has stopped.

The flowers on the ground are blooming and the birds are chirping

The time has come and the turtledoves are singing< /p>

It has also been heard in our borders..."

Let us be reminded of the dedication we can,

dedicate our youth and talents to the Lord,

Preach the gospel and lead people to the Lord,

Let our beautiful footsteps bring prosperity, vitality, and revival of unity wherever we go!

“Dear brother, I wish you prosperity in everything,

and a strong body just as your soul prospers.”

This is also our heartfelt blessing,

The best wishes.

Poetry 3

I really don’t want to

Resign from the old year

But I still

long for the new year

So

I

It snowed,

It was so crystal clear.

It was unpretentious,

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No complexity.

It always brings a sense of joy.

I,

wish to be like a snowflake,

Meeting into the embrace of nature again.

Am I just a crystal snowflake?

No, I am the quilt of the hotbed of flowers and grass.

When the fluttering rain falls on the earth,

the enthusiasm has been frozen.

The cold body just wants to eliminate the pests in the world

< p>The earth will be clean again!

When the first ray of spring breeze blows

When the lively life wakes up from my arms

I hold it in my arms The crystal teardrops

Leave quietly ---

The background at ten o'clock at night

is covered with patches

Red, green and green billboards

covering the face of the city

strong coffee flowed all over the floor

Nine-way buses were crowded with thieves

The bride in their dreams

As beautiful and romantic as you

The snow has been falling for a long time

The plum blossoms have not yet bloomed

To Look forward, look back

Santa Claus has come home

The bells of the New Year

He is wandering along the street

Waiting for you to wish you a happy New Year

Double reed

Double reed (amusing)

Props: a chair, foundation.

(At the beginning, A enters from the left side of the stage to the center. B enters from the right side)

A: Happy New Year everyone! I wish you all...

B: Dear guests, dear friends, have a happy New Year!

A: Hey! Why! Why! Who are you! Come here to stir up trouble!

B: I’m Xiao Hu, isn’t it the New Year’s Eve party today? I’m here to perform for everyone!

A: Really? Then what are you going to play?

B: Got it! have to! Pull it down, just you! You know what a double act is.

A: Humph! When you look at people through the cracks in the door, you might think they are dumb (Lanzhou dialect), it means "there are two yolks in an egg".

B: Bah, what a mess.

A: Haha, just kidding, in a double act, one person performs in front and the other person speaks from behind. From a distance, it looks like one person. It requires tacit cooperation.

B: Hey! I bet you know a lot. Then let's perform here for everyone?

A: Okay! Then let's try it.

B: Today we two brothers will perform a double act for everyone. Those who have money, please play for money, and those who have no money, play for themselves (make a hand gesture)...

A: Hey...are you mistaken? Are you a charlatan or a monkey? Stop talking nonsense! Get started now.

B: Don’t worry, don’t worry! To appear on stage, you have to put on makeup and dress up.

A: Oh, there is also such a thing! (B starts to put makeup on A) You have to make it look pretty.

B: Don’t worry! Guaranteed to amaze the crowd!

A: You seem to be quite skillful. Where have you worked before?

B: Funeral parlor!

A: Huh?

B: Stop it, let’s start quickly.

Start: A sits down on the chair, B behind.

A: Clap

B: No humming

A: (Gradually increase the speed and frequency of clapping). come out! come out! You are mute! It starts as soon as I clap my hands.

B: (Come out) Oh, as soon as you clap your hands, I will start. well!

A: (claps)

B: The party is really lively today, and all the comrades are here. Let me say hello to everyone and say hello. Hello ladies! Hello gentlemen! (Gradually increase the frequency)

A: (Make actions following the corresponding words, it’s too fast and I can’t stand it). Come out, come out! You're acting like a monkey! Is there such a way to say hello?

Come again.

B: (make a complaint)

A: (do it on the chair and slap your hands)

B: Lao Hu, I am eight years old. Half a year old, my weight is over eighty-eight. There are piles of food every meal. I eat meat and drink soup. I eat a mouthful of meat first, then I drink a mouthful of soup, then I eat another mouthful of meat, and then I drink another mouthful of soup. I eat , I drink, I eat, I drink, I eat... Ouch----My stomach hurts, Ouch, my head hurts, Ouch, my tooth hurts, Ouch, my legs hurt, my feet hurt, why do I Back, back, back, back, back.

A: Just scratch it if it itches!

B: That’s wrong, you can’t speak.

A: That’s nonsense! If you don't say anything, I will die! Is there anyone who eats like this? How about we switch?

B: No, no, you still did a good job. (Laughing slyly at the audience) Let’s see how I kill him.

A: (Start clapping)

B: The girl opposite, look here, look here, look here, the performance here is very exciting, you don’t want it, just pretend to ignore it . . . (pauses and continues) Alas. . Recently I fell in love again! Everyone says I am unmanly and look more and more like an old lady. What's wrong with the old lady? Does this show that I look extraordinary and extraordinary? It is different and fully proves the saying: "Half of a man is a woman"! snort. . . . No level of appreciation! Several girls have met with me and they all said that I look like Pan Changjiang from a distance, Zhao Benshan from up close, Zeng Zhiwei from the left, and Fan Wei from the right (the last name, Fan Wei, can also be changed to the name of the leader of the unit to increase interaction. Funny atmosphere) Oh. . . . Pooh! Wouldn't it be over if you just say I'm ugly? Isn’t this hurting my beautiful, kind, young heart? I am a bit ugly, but I am very gentle! Um. . . (B acts coquettishly)

Life is precious, but love is even more valuable. In order to earn RMB, he is willing to become a shemale. I haven’t introduced myself yet. My surname is Zhao, and I’m nicknamed Zhao Renyao. Friends here can just call me by my nickname when they see me in the future. Ask me what my nickname is. Tell everyone to remember my nickname. Called a shemale. I am a ladyboy, I am a ladyboy, am I really a ladyboy! (Stand up, look at B and still lower his head and say. Come out! You are a shemale!)

B: Hehe! Sorry, never, never!

A: (start clapping)

B: I passed by the pig farm after get off work yesterday and stopped by to take a look. Wow! (Suddenly it was so loud that it scared A so much that he fell off the chair)

A: You took the wrong medicine! Why are you so loud?

B: Sorry, sorry, I didn’t control it well at the moment, my explosive power was too strong! Forgive me! (Make a cupped hand gesture)

A: (Start clapping)

B: These piglets are so cute, hey, there are many styles and bright colors. I couldn't help it, so I picked up one and kissed it, then I picked up another one and kissed it, and then I picked up another one and kissed it. (Gradually increase the frequency of speaking)

A: Come out, come out! So disgusting! So dirty.

B: Okay! No more kissing. Have a cheerful one.

A: (Start clapping)

B: The sun is rising. I got up early today. I went to school carrying my schoolbag, and the birds were chirping all the way. It was so beautiful. It's so lively. Go to school and do morning exercises. It's good to exercise every day. I stretched out my hands, kicked my legs, ran and skipped rope. It was so happy! I sing, la la la, I am a little expert in selling newspapers - I sing loudly: The sun is coming out, the sun is coming out - I kick hard, I stretch out my hands to do exercises, I sing loudly: The sun is coming out Yes, the sun is out——

A: Stop! stop! You are doing morning exercises. I don’t know, I thought there was something wrong with my brain. Is there anything new?

B: OK!

A: (start clapping)

B: Chang'e in the sky is so beautiful!

I look so handsome on the ground!

Look how beautiful she is, look how handsome I am!

A handsome man and a beautiful woman, no one can compare!

The cold wind blows, snowflakes float,

A big straw bag floats, thinking about Chang'e, thinking about it makes me have a high fever. Ouch, it's 49 degrees

I'm so feverish that I'm thinking wildly, thinking about the plane flying upwards and my ears falling down.

I stretched out my right hand and touched my left ear. It’s still there.

I stretched out my left hand and touched my right ear. It’s still there.

I stretched out my left hand. With my right hand, I touch my left ear, and pull,

I stretch out my left hand, touch my right ear, and pull,

I stretch out my right hand, touch my left ear...

< p>A: (Standing up and saying angrily) Are you still finished? If I pull it any further, I will turn into a little white rabbit.

B: Okay. Let’s do it again!

A: (Start clapping)

B: The New Year is here, the Jade Rabbit is shining, work cannot be messed up, "accumulation of knowledge is more important than mountains, and implementation is not easy, everyone** *Come here to check, be a good civilized class seriously, strictly discipline and abide by the rules, you will definitely be able to reach the peak of your grades, you will definitely be able to reach the top!"

Speaking of two things and celebrating the New Year: I wish you all happiness and family every day in the New Year! Happiness, smooth work, good health, family happiness, everything goes well, a good mood, and a smile! Thank you (weird accent) Thank you! (And blowing a kiss)

A: (Standing up and saying) Are you still finished?

A and B *** say (thank you everyone)

Curtain call!