Ask for some funny slogans of the academic affairs office (don't be too spoof) urgently! !

1. Why is the penguin's belly white? Because penguins have short hands, they can only reach the front in the shower. 2. The rooster went on a business trip for a month, and when he came back, he heard that quail always came to the hen to play! The cock began to suspect the hen! Sure enough, within two days, the hen gave birth to a quail egg! The cock is furious! The hen hurriedly explained, "Shit, it's premature!" 3. The centipede went out and was accidentally bitten by a snake! In order to spread the poison, we must amputate immediately! The centipede comforted itself: "Fortunately, I have many legs!" The doctor also comforted: "yes, brother, take it easy, you will be an earthworm in the future!" The spider found a caterpillar in the tree, which was too small to make it lose its appetite. When I went to see it again in a few days, a beautiful Hua Hudie flew out. The spider said quickly, Boy, do you want to divert the tiger from the mountain with a honey trap? No way! 5. A butterfly broke its wing, but it still flew away. Why? ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… 7. There is a person who likes to make phone calls very much. One day, he hung up on a person, and his feet were sore when he walked. Looking down, he stepped on a lemon! 8. There was a hedgehog, rowing a rubber boat, rowing and drowning. -------Tell you a funny story ~ ~ A chicken slipped down from the mountain ... --------9. One day, a man was watching TV at home, and he heard a knock at the door, so he went to open the door and saw a snail. The snail said that he could give me a glass of water to drink. The man was very angry and kicked the snail away. A few years later, when the man was watching TV at home, he heard the sound of knocking at the door. When he opened the door, he saw the snail again. The snail said, Why did you kick me just now? 1. Xiao Huamei said to her mother, Mom, I don't feel well today and don't want to go to school ... What does Mom say is uncomfortable there? Xiao Huamei said, I don't know why I always feel sour all over.-11. There was a meat steamed stuffed bun. One day, it went for a drink, but it was drunk, so as it walked, it held a telephone pole and vomited, and it turned into a steamed bun.-Rene Liu chased Jay Chou hard, but Jay Chou severely refused it in public! Jay Chou said: ... milk tea ... I only like Youlemei ........................................................................................................................................................... After a few months, the parrot still didn't speak. One day, the man was in a bad mood and didn't say hello. He just heard the parrot shout, Your boy is awesome today, and he didn't even ask if he was good! 13. Three children chatted together and said what was the most poisonous! Child A: "Mosquitoes are the most poisonous. My brother's hand was bitten by mosquitoes and it was red and itchy." Child b: "wasps are the most poisonous. My brother was stung by wasps, and now he is still swollen and painful." Child C thought for a long time and said, "I don't know what stabbed my sister. Her stomach is round and big! 14. One day, a sparrow said to the dove, "Do you dare to shoot an eagle?" "Of course, I dare." After that, the pigeon flew away. After a while, the pigeon flew back without any feathers. The sparrow asked, "What happened?" The dove said, "That boy was not convinced, so I beat him with bare arms." 15. One day, it took a bird an hour to fly from Kaohsiung to Taipei. But it took 2 hours when I came back! 　WHY？ Because it was raining! So cover the rain with one hand and fly with the other. 16. There were three little tadpoles. They went to a restaurant for dinner ... After waiting for a while, the first course was fried frogs ... The three little tadpoles sang in unison: I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to grow up ... 17. The hunter hunted and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with his gun and found that it was hairless. Just wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: He * . . 18. One day, the hen flew on the roof, and the owner said angrily, "Come down, or I'll kill all the cocks here, making you wish you were dead." The hen laughed and said, "Finally, we can find the duck." 19. When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. The most terrible thing was that people had not woken up and the toilet was found. . . 2. The gosling asked the goose, "Why do you call your father Emperor Ama?" The goose said to the gosling, "Because I am your goose mother."