What are the Internet buzzwords, advertising slogans, and couplets?

"Do you want to get rid of bad breath? Please use West Lake toothpaste!" (Toothpaste advertisement)

"Are you tired from work? Please drink a cup of tea to wake up and refresh yourself. !" (Tea Advertisement)

"Would you like to overlook the spectacular view across the ocean? Please take the Boeing 707 from Shanghai to Tokyo!" (Shanghai Civil Aviation Administration Advertisement)

National First of its kind, excellent quality;

Bright color and strong dyeing power.

(Black and shiny shoe polish advertisement)

Rich fragrance and mellow taste;

Drink it all year round to prolong your life.

(Jiangxi Green Tea Advertisement)

Everyone is happy when there is a triumphant song at home.

(Shanghai Kaige TV commercial)

If you want to get rid of dental disease, please use grass coral.

(Nanchang Cao Coral Toothpaste Advertisement)

1. Deposit a drop of water today and own the Pacific Ocean tomorrow. (Pacific Insurance Company)

2. Legends of the past and present , Legends of Ancient and Modern. (Advertisement of Hubei Modern and Ancient Legends Magazine)

3. If you don’t manage your finances, your finances will ignore you. (Shanghai Century Publishing Group’s Financial Management Weekly)

2. The advertising slogan of Antarctic Down Jacket: "Everyone on earth knows it!" The advertising slogan of Golden Throat: "If your throat is not good, please use the golden throat!" The advertising slogan of Robust: "Have you drank today!" The advertising slogan of Colgate : "Our goal - no cavities!

3. Wang Xiang said: "I learned some rhetorical knowledge from advertising slogans, such as the advertising slogan for the Great Wall Fan - Great Wall Fan, Great Wall Fan, it The rhetoric of metaphors and thimbles is used; the advertising slogan of Jinling Mosquito Repellent Repellent - Momo Wu Mosquito (Smell) uses the rhetoric of homophonic puns. I asked: "How do you know these rhetorics?" "He said he asked his father, and also asked his neighbor's brothers and sisters. Wang Li added: "I learned life knowledge from the advertisements: I know that I need to brush my teeth every day, and it is best to use Lantian Liubizhi, because it The slogan of the advertisement puts it well: "If your teeth are good, your appetite will be good, your body will be great, and everything you eat will taste good." You see, the blue sky and six will be cured. ’ If you have a cold, take ‘White plus Black’ cold tablets, ‘take white tablets during the day and black tablets at night’. If your skin is itchy, use 999 Piyanping. "... Just as I was praising this classmate, Zheng Gang stood up next to him and said, "I also learned how to be a good person."

4. Zheng Gang stood up again and said: "I have also learned how to be a human being. A public service advertisement broadcast by CCTV Channel 5 made me feel deeply: An athlete on TV helped someone while running. An aunt pushed away a football that was about to fall on her child's head, helped her little brother pick up a badminton that fell on a tree, helped an old man push a cart uphill, and picked up cans that fell on the road. This advertisement taught me to protect the environment. I am willing to help others; CCTV's children's program and the advertisement of washing my mother's feet made me realize my mother's hard work, and I learned to respect my elders."

5. ① How to repay the kindness of raising children. (Hainan Yangshengtang Turtle Pills)

② I don’t care about eternity, I only care about what I once had. (Fiyta Watch)

③ Surpass yourself and move towards success. (Anta sneakers)

④ The milk is fragrant and silky. (Dove Chocolate)

⑤ I can do whatever I want in the world. (Guirenniao casual shoes)

⑥ I am twenty this year and eighteen next year.

(Facial cleanser)

6. 1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the meal

2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: "push" the tire with air

3 , Retail store entrance: sold "other"

4. Furniture store entrance: home "all"

5. Decoration store entrance: decoration "huang"

6. Lost property advertisements: lost property "enlightenment"

7. At the entrance of the installation company: "press" to install

8. At the door of the car wash shop: wash the car with "wax"

9. The entrance of the hotel: "He" rice

10. The entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" radish

11. The hotel menu: Chicken "Dan"

12. Hardware store sign: "扦" holder

13. Sporting goods store sign: "LAN" ball

14. Fast food restaurant entrance: "Bar"

15. Farmer's market sign: "Tomato" eggplant

16. Parking lot sign: "Ding" car toll

17. Strict crackdown on propaganda slogans: Strict "Li" crackdown

18. A certain airport banner: "Youth"

19. A certain transportation slogan: Overloading and overloading are "extremely harmful"

20. A certain canteen dish Brand: Fish "Garden"

2. Deliberately written incorrectly (typos in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" cannot be delayed

2 , Mountain bike advertisement: "riding" is endless fun

3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is fine

4. Glasses advertisement: A "bright" is amazing

5. Mosquito repellent ads: there are no "mosquitoes"

6. Transparent tape ads: there is no substitute for "tape"

7. Internet cafe ads: "Internet" is a deep love

8. Piano advertisement: You have a special liking for "qin", and you fall in love with "qin" at first sight

9. Water heater advertisement: "Bath" as you like

10 , Air conditioning advertisement: No "sweat" in life

11. Clothing store advertisement: "Clothes and hats" are taken from people

12. A certain laundry advertisement: "Clothes and clothes" are not given up

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13. Advertisement of a real estate company: Thousands of "rooms" are available

14. Advertisement of a certain cake: "cakes" rise step by step

15. Advertisement of stomach medicine: One "no" hits the "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding"

17. Electric iron advertisement: "Everything is smooth"

18. Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burning" is better

19. Washing machine advertisement: "Idle" wife and loving mother

20. Hat company advertisement: Pick people with "hat"

21. Advertising for curing stone disease: Big “stones” turn into small ones, and small “stones” turn into small ones

22. Printer advertisements: One “click” is worse than a hundred stories

23. Paint advertisement: Lustful Paint

24. Refrigerator advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh

25. Hemorrhoid medicine advertisement: No worries if you have hemorrhoids

26. Garden apartment advertisement: live in peace with your apartment

27. Dancing machine advertisement: dance after hearing the word "machine"

28. Seafood advertisement: take the lead in "freshness"

29. Dental clinic advertisement: "Quick treatment" population

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Etiquette" is a given