Slogans in internet cafes

Above: Heroes of the world bow down here.

Next: the virtuous woman in the world comes in to take off your coat and skirt.

Horizontal comment: Heaven and earth are upright.

Top: Stand on both sides of the Yellow River and hold confidential documents.

Below: The front machine gun strafed, and the rear artillery fired into the sky.

Horizontal approval: cool

Above: Open the door of convenience.

Next: Solve the worries of the following shares.

Horizontal Criticism: A Land of Shit

Above: It is advisable to urinate.

Below: Get a big solution and take off.

Horizontal criticism: do your best

Up: Smooth up and down.

Next: Ji Ya's business.

Horizontal batch: metabolism

Top: Be careful before you come.

Below: I feel very loose after coming out.

Horizontal criticism: pleasing body and mind

Me: Sit still, looking for poetry.

Next: Relax and listen to Qingquan.

Horizontal criticism: a quiet world

Top: Best for singing in a low voice.

Below: It is not suitable for indiscriminate bombing.

Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene

I: Sitting for a while will relax your brain.

Next: After a while, you will become a fairy.

Horizontal batch: This is Taoyuan.