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Love Apartment 2 Episode 4 All lines, all! !

Yuyou: The rules of the competition are as follows. Each team will take turns answering thirty questions, with a time limit of thirty seconds for each question. The team with the most correct answers wins. Do you understand?

Yifei: Youyou, you are quite professional!

Yuyou: It is forbidden to get close to the referee. Next, we will decide which team starts first by tossing a coin. (posing) Can you please guess the pros and cons first?

Yifei: I want flowers

Xiaoxian: I want heads

Ziqiao: No, don’t listen to him, I want flowers too, wait a minute , No, (hand points downward) I want a head, no, flowers! (Looks at Xiaoxian, helpless) Okay, okay, heads, just heads

(Everyone turns to look at Youyou)

Zi Qiao (yells): Flower!

Guangu (impatient) What is the difference?

Ziqiao: You don’t understand, it’s important to get the upper hand

Yuyou cleared her throat

Xiaoxian: The decision was made happily

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Yuyou (serious): But we use one yuan, and there are never heads on it

Ziqiao (desperate): Ah~~~~(yelling) Teacher Zeng blames you We lost the opportunity

Guangu (impatient): Don't argue. We want to spend the tail, anyway, the side without the flower is right

Youyou toss a coin

Yuyou: Yes

Ziqiao: Yes, who chose the word

Ziqiao, Xiaoxian and Guangu buried their heads at the same time and sighed for three seconds, then cheered helplessly.

Yuyou: Please choose the answer type for the boys team

Zi Qiao: European and American enjoyable category

Yuyou was shocked and shouted: Without this category we only have the animal life category Film and television and science categories

The three of them were silent for two seconds, Xiaoxian: Life category

Yuyou: OK, please listen to the question. You are always responsible for him but he is not responsible for you. Who is it

The three laughed Xiaoxian: The third party

Yuyou: The mistake was the bank Yifei

Yifei: Animals

< p>Yuyou: A sow crossing a bridge can bear a weight of 500 kilograms. The sow weighs 300 kilograms, but when he got to the middle of the bridge, the bridge collapsed. What is going on?

Xiaoxian: pursed his lips and thought.

Guangu: This is also called an animal question

Yuyou shows the yellow card

Guangu; I,,,

Yifei : I, I know, he is (suddenly enlightened) driving across the bridge

Yuyou took a deep breath: the answer is correct (turning over the scoreboard)

Zi Qiao (unbelievable) sows can drive.

Yifei: Zeng Xiaoxian can drive, why can’t Sow?

Guan Guziqiao looked at Xiaoxian in shock as he made driving movements

Yuyou: Boys, it’s your turn now

Ziqiao: Japanese action genre

Youyou showed the yellow card, Xiaoxian looked at Ziqiao angrily, Guangu wanted to cry but had no tears

Xiao Xian: Still life type

Yuyou: Please listen to the question: Hu Yifei suddenly fell a thousand meters from an altitude of six thousand meters. Why did she still not die?

The three of them thought about it. After a while,

Zi Qiao: Because she fell on the plane

Yuyou: Wrong because she is a Chinese stock investor Yifei

Xiao Xian promotes Zi Qiao: I just knew if you could be smarter

Yifei: Film and Television

Yuyou: Please tell me the four most spoken lines from Monk Sha in Journey to the West

Yifei was stunned for a while: Senior brother and master were kidnapped by monsters

Yuyou: One sentence

Yifei: Second senior brother, master was kidnapped by monsters

Yuyou: The second sentence is correct

Yifei: The first and second senior brothers were kidnapped by monsters

Yuyou: The last sentence

Yifei’s voice Bingmao: Senior brother, two senior brothers and the master were all kidnapped by monsters

Yuyou: That’s absolutely correct (turning over the scoreboard)

Xiao Xian covered his heart

Ten Minutes later, the score was 15::14, and the Sangun team fell behind

Yuyou: Now the game has entered a fierce stage, and the score on the field has changed.

It became 14::15. After changing sides, the Yifei team continued to lead the Sangun team by a slight advantage. Here is your last question. If you answer it wrong, your room will become a chess and card room

The three of them panicked

Yuyou: Please select the type of answer

Guangu: Science, I love science

Yuyou: Wow, this question may not be your strong point< /p>

The three of them were in a panic

Yuyou: Please listen to the question. In medicine, pain is divided into twelve levels. The first level is the pain of a mosquito bite, and the twelfth level is the most painful. The first level is the mother's pain during childbirth. So what is the thirteenth level of pain?

Sekiya: I know, I know, I know it is seppuku.

Yuyou is speechless

Xiao Xian: Don’t rush to answer, have you tried it (to Guangu)?

Ziqiao: I think it’s definitely wrong. If hara-kiri is more painful than childbirth, why do so many people choose caesarean section? Referee I request an internal solution to Guangu Guangu's answer

Guan Gu: You, Lu Ziqiao, why did you reject my answer? I tell you that if my room becomes a chess and card room, I will definitely let you commit suicide

Ziqiao: Stop arguing, let me think about it, let me think about it, I know it was the pregnant woman who happened to be bitten by a mosquito during delivery

Yuyou: The answer is correct!

Three people cheered, Yifei was expressionless

Yuyou: The score on the court was 15:15 and both sides were tied

Yifei: This is nothing like never People have tied with me

Yuyou: Don’t worry, I have already prepared for overtime

Three people at the same time: Oh~ ~ ~ ~

Both sides Each person has two minutes to answer the question. One point will be added for a correct answer. One point will be deducted for a wrong answer. No points for skipping. Do you understand?

Yifei: I like the feeling of beating my opponent in overtime the most

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Ziqiao: Hum, let me tell you that what I majored in in college is - lore studies

Xiao Xian: Brother, hold your chin when speaking

Guan Gu : We will never give up until the matter of Zhang Wei is solved

Yifei: Do you want to bet if you lose?

Xiao Xian: It’s strange, haven’t we been gambling all the time? Otherwise, we What were you doing just now? It was very six plus one

The three of them pose as six

Yifei: I mean the stakes should be bigger

Xiao Xian: Okay Ah, if we win, I want your washing machine

Yifei: What if we lose

Ziqiao: If we lose, we will lose Zhang Wei to you

< p>Yifei: What do I want him to do

Ziqiao: I tell you to bet with us not based on what you want but on what we have

Yifei is helpless

< p>Yuyou: Team Three Guns is here to give you a friendly reminder that the following questions are very wild

Three people: Ah

Yuyou shows the red card and three of them shut up

Yuyou : The first question when the timer starts is what animal can be stuck on the wall

Ziqiao: cowhide

Xiaoxian: gecko

Guangu: Haven’t you found the trick? If the gecko is the correct answer, will she have this expression? It's a seal

Yuyou: Correct answer

Xiaoxian: Seal

Guangu: I was the first to learn Chinese Sometimes I often get the seal posters wrong and I can’t tell them apart

Yuyou: In the second question, a turtle built a house in its shell and then got into it to get a health product

Zi Qiao (whispering) Lid the middle lid

Yuyou: You got the answer right. The same turtle tore down the house and built another house, then got in again and guessed another health product

zi Qiao: New cover, middle cover

Yuyou: Correct (Zi Qiao high-fives) It’s still the same turtle, but he demolished the house and built another one, then got in again and guessed another health product

Guangu: I'm here to cover the new cover

Xiaoxian: Brother doesn't have this kind of product at all, okay?

Yuyou: We don't have much time

Zi Qiao: Let me think about it, let me think about it. (Loudly) Mega Calcium

Yuyou: That’s exactly right

Three people cheered

Yuyou: Next Yi Qi Yifei broke something when she was in high school, but she couldn't

I am very happy to ask what she broke

The three of them were stunned

Ziqiao: Are you sure you want me to tell you

Xiaoxian: Are you sure you are in high school

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Yifei despised

Zi Qiao: Go ahead and tell her

Xiao Xian secretly told You You

Yu You: Of course not (patting Xiao Xian’s head ) Oops, it’s his 800-meter long-distance running record. If you make a mistake, one point will be deducted and you will get a yellow card.

Yifei: What question is it?

Yuyou: The next question is completed as follows Movement: one eye looks up and one eye looks down

Guangu: Nani, how is that possible?

Zi Qiao twitches

Xiao Xian: Zi Qiao, this is just a competition. If you have an interview, it won’t be worth it.

Zi Qiao: I can’t turn over.

Xiao Xian hit Zi Qiao on the head: Yeah, I understand< /p>

Yifei: You can dig it out first and maybe it will work

Xiaoxian: Go away, give me a place, go away, go away and watch (lying horizontally, making cross-eyes)< /p>

Yuyou: Look down at the top and look up at the line. It’s a good time

Three people cheered

Yifei: Where did you find these anti-human beings? It's a question

Yuyou: Three Gun Team answers five questions correctly and gets four points and one fee for each wrong answer. Now it's your turn

Yifei nods

Yuyou: Answer the question Let’s start by talking about what is something that is relevant to you all the time but cannot be seen or found when you need it

Yifei: Relevant departments

Yuyou: Correct, please take one small step forward and be civilized one step at a time Where does this slogan come from?

The three of them looked at Yifei evilly

Yifei: What slogan? Why have I never heard of this before? I don’t know how to remind him. You

Yifei: Do you know?

Ziqiao: Everyone knows this slogan, Yifei, but you don’t know it

Xiaoxian: This question is for me I advise you to give up

Yifei: Go to the next question

Yuyou: Four people were playing mahjong in the house. The police came but took five people away. May I ask why

Yifei: Because the person who was beaten is called Mahjong

Yuyou: The answer is correct ABCDEFG. There are 26 letters in total. If ET is gone, how many letters are left?

Yifei: 24

Yuyou: I’ll give you another chance (the three of them pointed at Yuyou, but she ignored them)

Yifei: Wait, I understand, because ET is an alien. He even drove away a UFO

Yuyou: That’s absolutely correct (the three of them took a breath) The next question is that there is something magical in Guan Gu that is longer than all the boys here. What is it?

The three of them were shocked

Yifei: Ah

Yuyou: This question is very simple, and you get points for it

Xiaoxian patted Guan Gu

Yifei: Please give me some hints

Yuyou: Anyway, it is longer and definitely longer than Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao, and Zhang Wei is the shortest (the three of them are restless)

< p>Yifei: How do I know

Yuyou: You know

Yifei: They

Yuyou: Have you seen it

Three people are crazy

Yuyou: Just say it. 3 2 1 Time is up

Yifei: I don’t know how to say it. Yoyo: Sister Yifei, it’s a name, a name Yeah