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Love Apartment 2 Episode 4 All lines, all! !
Yuyou: The rules of the competition are as follows. Each team will take turns answering thirty questions, with a time limit of thirty seconds for each question. The team with the most correct answers wins. Do you understand?
Yifei: Youyou, you are quite professional!
Yuyou: It is forbidden to get close to the referee. Next, we will decide which team starts first by tossing a coin. (posing) Can you please guess the pros and cons first?
Yifei: I want flowers
Xiaoxian: I want heads
Ziqiao: No, don’t listen to him, I want flowers too, wait a minute , No, (hand points downward) I want a head, no, flowers! (Looks at Xiaoxian, helpless) Okay, okay, heads, just heads
(Everyone turns to look at Youyou)
Zi Qiao (yells): Flower!
Guangu (impatient) What is the difference?
Ziqiao: You don’t understand, it’s important to get the upper hand
Yuyou cleared her throat
Xiaoxian: The decision was made happily
p>
Yuyou (serious): But we use one yuan, and there are never heads on it
Ziqiao (desperate): Ah~~~~(yelling) Teacher Zeng blames you We lost the opportunity
Guangu (impatient): Don't argue. We want to spend the tail, anyway, the side without the flower is right
Youyou toss a coin
Yuyou: Yes
Ziqiao: Yes, who chose the word
Ziqiao, Xiaoxian and Guangu buried their heads at the same time and sighed for three seconds, then cheered helplessly.
Yuyou: Please choose the answer type for the boys team
Zi Qiao: European and American enjoyable category
Yuyou was shocked and shouted: Without this category we only have the animal life category Film and television and science categories
The three of them were silent for two seconds, Xiaoxian: Life category
Yuyou: OK, please listen to the question. You are always responsible for him but he is not responsible for you. Who is it
The three laughed Xiaoxian: The third party
Yuyou: The mistake was the bank Yifei
Yifei: Animals
< p>Yuyou: A sow crossing a bridge can bear a weight of 500 kilograms. The sow weighs 300 kilograms, but when he got to the middle of the bridge, the bridge collapsed. What is going on?Xiaoxian: pursed his lips and thought.
Guangu: This is also called an animal question
Yuyou shows the yellow card
Guangu; I,,,
Yifei : I, I know, he is (suddenly enlightened) driving across the bridge
Yuyou took a deep breath: the answer is correct (turning over the scoreboard)
Zi Qiao (unbelievable) sows can drive.
Yifei: Zeng Xiaoxian can drive, why can’t Sow?
Guan Guziqiao looked at Xiaoxian in shock as he made driving movements
Yuyou: Boys, it’s your turn now
Ziqiao: Japanese action genre
Youyou showed the yellow card, Xiaoxian looked at Ziqiao angrily, Guangu wanted to cry but had no tears
Xiao Xian: Still life type
Yuyou: Please listen to the question: Hu Yifei suddenly fell a thousand meters from an altitude of six thousand meters. Why did she still not die?
The three of them thought about it. After a while,
Zi Qiao: Because she fell on the plane
Yuyou: Wrong because she is a Chinese stock investor Yifei
Xiao Xian promotes Zi Qiao: I just knew if you could be smarter
Yifei: Film and Television
Yuyou: Please tell me the four most spoken lines from Monk Sha in Journey to the West
Yifei was stunned for a while: Senior brother and master were kidnapped by monsters
Yuyou: One sentence
Yifei: Second senior brother, master was kidnapped by monsters
Yuyou: The second sentence is correct
Yifei: The first and second senior brothers were kidnapped by monsters
Yuyou: The last sentence
Yifei’s voice Bingmao: Senior brother, two senior brothers and the master were all kidnapped by monsters
Yuyou: That’s absolutely correct (turning over the scoreboard)
Xiao Xian covered his heart
Ten Minutes later, the score was 15::14, and the Sangun team fell behind
Yuyou: Now the game has entered a fierce stage, and the score on the field has changed.
It became 14::15. After changing sides, the Yifei team continued to lead the Sangun team by a slight advantage. Here is your last question. If you answer it wrong, your room will become a chess and card room
The three of them panicked
Yuyou: Please select the type of answer
Guangu: Science, I love science
Yuyou: Wow, this question may not be your strong point< /p>
The three of them were in a panic
Yuyou: Please listen to the question. In medicine, pain is divided into twelve levels. The first level is the pain of a mosquito bite, and the twelfth level is the most painful. The first level is the mother's pain during childbirth. So what is the thirteenth level of pain?
Sekiya: I know, I know, I know it is seppuku.
Yuyou is speechless
Xiao Xian: Don’t rush to answer, have you tried it (to Guangu)?
Ziqiao: I think it’s definitely wrong. If hara-kiri is more painful than childbirth, why do so many people choose caesarean section? Referee I request an internal solution to Guangu Guangu's answer
Guan Gu: You, Lu Ziqiao, why did you reject my answer? I tell you that if my room becomes a chess and card room, I will definitely let you commit suicide
Ziqiao: Stop arguing, let me think about it, let me think about it, I know it was the pregnant woman who happened to be bitten by a mosquito during delivery
Yuyou: The answer is correct!
Three people cheered, Yifei was expressionless
Yuyou: The score on the court was 15:15 and both sides were tied
Yifei: This is nothing like never People have tied with me
Yuyou: Don’t worry, I have already prepared for overtime
Three people at the same time: Oh~ ~ ~ ~
Both sides Each person has two minutes to answer the question. One point will be added for a correct answer. One point will be deducted for a wrong answer. No points for skipping. Do you understand?
Yifei: I like the feeling of beating my opponent in overtime the most
p>
Ziqiao: Hum, let me tell you that what I majored in in college is - lore studies
Xiao Xian: Brother, hold your chin when speaking
Guan Gu : We will never give up until the matter of Zhang Wei is solved
Yifei: Do you want to bet if you lose?
Xiao Xian: It’s strange, haven’t we been gambling all the time? Otherwise, we What were you doing just now? It was very six plus one
The three of them pose as six
Yifei: I mean the stakes should be bigger
Xiao Xian: Okay Ah, if we win, I want your washing machine
Yifei: What if we lose
Ziqiao: If we lose, we will lose Zhang Wei to you
< p>Yifei: What do I want him to doZiqiao: I tell you to bet with us not based on what you want but on what we have
Yifei is helpless
< p>Yuyou: Team Three Guns is here to give you a friendly reminder that the following questions are very wildThree people: Ah
Yuyou shows the red card and three of them shut up
Yuyou : The first question when the timer starts is what animal can be stuck on the wall
Ziqiao: cowhide
Xiaoxian: gecko
Guangu: Haven’t you found the trick? If the gecko is the correct answer, will she have this expression? It's a seal
Yuyou: Correct answer
Xiaoxian: Seal
Guangu: I was the first to learn Chinese Sometimes I often get the seal posters wrong and I can’t tell them apart
Yuyou: In the second question, a turtle built a house in its shell and then got into it to get a health product
Zi Qiao (whispering) Lid the middle lid
Yuyou: You got the answer right. The same turtle tore down the house and built another house, then got in again and guessed another health product
zi Qiao: New cover, middle cover
Yuyou: Correct (Zi Qiao high-fives) It’s still the same turtle, but he demolished the house and built another one, then got in again and guessed another health product p>
Guangu: I'm here to cover the new cover
Xiaoxian: Brother doesn't have this kind of product at all, okay?
Yuyou: We don't have much time
Zi Qiao: Let me think about it, let me think about it. (Loudly) Mega Calcium
Yuyou: That’s exactly right
Three people cheered
Yuyou: Next Yi Qi Yifei broke something when she was in high school, but she couldn't
I am very happy to ask what she broke
The three of them were stunned
Ziqiao: Are you sure you want me to tell you
Xiaoxian: Are you sure you are in high school
p>Yifei despised
Zi Qiao: Go ahead and tell her
Xiao Xian secretly told You You
Yu You: Of course not (patting Xiao Xian’s head ) Oops, it’s his 800-meter long-distance running record. If you make a mistake, one point will be deducted and you will get a yellow card.
Yifei: What question is it?
Yuyou: The next question is completed as follows Movement: one eye looks up and one eye looks down
Guangu: Nani, how is that possible?
Zi Qiao twitches
Xiao Xian: Zi Qiao, this is just a competition. If you have an interview, it won’t be worth it.
Zi Qiao: I can’t turn over.
Xiao Xian hit Zi Qiao on the head: Yeah, I understand< /p>
Yifei: You can dig it out first and maybe it will work
Xiaoxian: Go away, give me a place, go away, go away and watch (lying horizontally, making cross-eyes)< /p>
Yuyou: Look down at the top and look up at the line. It’s a good time
Three people cheered
Yifei: Where did you find these anti-human beings? It's a question
Yuyou: Three Gun Team answers five questions correctly and gets four points and one fee for each wrong answer. Now it's your turn
Yifei nods
Yuyou: Answer the question Let’s start by talking about what is something that is relevant to you all the time but cannot be seen or found when you need it
Yifei: Relevant departments
Yuyou: Correct, please take one small step forward and be civilized one step at a time Where does this slogan come from?
The three of them looked at Yifei evilly
Yifei: What slogan? Why have I never heard of this before? I don’t know how to remind him. You
Yifei: Do you know?
Ziqiao: Everyone knows this slogan, Yifei, but you don’t know it
Xiaoxian: This question is for me I advise you to give up
Yifei: Go to the next question
Yuyou: Four people were playing mahjong in the house. The police came but took five people away. May I ask why
Yifei: Because the person who was beaten is called Mahjong
Yuyou: The answer is correct ABCDEFG. There are 26 letters in total. If ET is gone, how many letters are left?
Yifei: 24
Yuyou: I’ll give you another chance (the three of them pointed at Yuyou, but she ignored them)
Yifei: Wait, I understand, because ET is an alien. He even drove away a UFO
Yuyou: That’s absolutely correct (the three of them took a breath) The next question is that there is something magical in Guan Gu that is longer than all the boys here. What is it?
The three of them were shocked
Yifei: Ah
Yuyou: This question is very simple, and you get points for it
Xiaoxian patted Guan Gu
Yifei: Please give me some hints
Yuyou: Anyway, it is longer and definitely longer than Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao, and Zhang Wei is the shortest (the three of them are restless)
< p>Yifei: How do I knowYuyou: You know
Yifei: They
Yuyou: Have you seen it
Three people are crazy
Yuyou: Just say it. 3 2 1 Time is up
Yifei: I don’t know how to say it. Yoyo: Sister Yifei, it’s a name, a name Yeah
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