A funny copywriter who can't stop laughing.

1. 1 is a very important criterion to test friendship, that is, whether two people can get together at 1 and speak ill of others unscrupulously!

2. Dialogue between Chinese and American astronauts in space. American astronaut: "China is so great that I saw your Great Wall at a glance." The Chinese astronaut took a look and said, "That's a traffic jam."

3. Teacher: "Ding Yi, why are you so dishonest in class? You are fined to copy your name 100 times! You see, my classmates never make trouble in class! " Ding Yi. "This is a world of names!"

The first time I met a customer, the customer reached out and shook hands, and as a result, a pair of scissors was produced when I was nervous. The scene is so embarrassing.

5. I saw a friend posting in a circle of friends: I broke up with my boyfriend. It's good to be busy at work during the day, but I can't restrain my inner emotions at night, hiding in the quilt and laughing secretly.

I went home by taxi last night. On the way, I saw a beautiful woman waving and stopped the car. The master driver slowly stopped the car. I was very happy when I thought that I could sit with this beautiful woman. I saw the driver turn to me and say, "Go on, I won't charge you!" "

7. There is a child downstairs in my house who is always singing Lu's songs recently. Just now, I suddenly heard him singing: "Stars in the sky." I had a brainwave and shouted, "Join Beidou!" That kid hasn't found a callback yet!

8. Playing mahjong with colleagues won more than 200 yuan, and a female colleague lost alone. I teased her: "If you look on the bright side, you should pay the tuition." She kept a straight face and said nothing. At this time, my wife called and I was answering the phone. My female colleague suddenly shouted at my mobile phone: "Sister-in-law, your husband won more than 8,000 yuan! Go home and let him give you half! "

9. I have been suffering from hypoglycemia, and I feel a little groggy tonight. Let my husband make me a cup of brown sugar water, and my husband will slip away. I can't find brown sugar most of the day, so I shout there. I said as long as it is sugar. After a while, I saw some chewing gum floating in the cup he brought.

10. I squatted in the toilet today, 10 seconds and didn't want to fart. A cold voice came from the next room: "Wocao, do you need more paper?" Blow dry! "

1 1. The traffic jam on the road was unbearable, so I took out the mineral water bottle and solved it. Unexpectedly, it attracted a burst of ridicule from other drivers. I swore, "What are you laughing at? Don't you look down on battery riders? "

12. Child: Mom, the teacher praised me for my progress! Mom: How did you get the compliment? Child: In the past, when I kept a diary, the teacher would reply to me. It was all nonsense! Now the teacher's reply is nonsense! Didn't you say the teacher praised me for my fluent composition?

13. It is difficult for many men to choose whether to find a beautiful wife, a good figure or a good personal product. In fact, there is nothing difficult to choose. How can there be so many good things? It's good to meet someone who likes you.

14. My wife's belly is getting bigger and bigger, and she went to gynecology. After the doctor checked, she said, there must be two little people living in your body. The wife said excitedly, are they twins? The doctor shook his head and said, no, one is "the trough can't be eaten" and "it doesn't matter if you eat a little".

15. A boy summoned up the courage to confess to a girl. The girl said, "after class tomorrow, you go out from the school gate and turn right at the fourth crossing." Let me tell you the answer. " The next day, the boy got dressed and went excitedly. After coming back, the buddy clamored for the result, and the boy said disappointedly, "That's a dead end."

16. I broke up with my girlfriend today, and there are always some things that make people feel distressed. After inner struggle, I finally got up the courage to dial the phone: "Hello, is it moving?" Here's the thing. I broke up with my girlfriend. I paid her 200 phone bills the day before yesterday. Can you get it back for me? "

17. My husband has never said "I love you" since we got married. I was puzzled and asked my husband, "Why don't you ever say you love me?" Husband: "I told you the day I got married with you." If there is any change, I will inform you. "

18. Waiting in line to see a doctor, an old man walked a little slowly, and a young man behind him said impatiently, you can't hurry, old man. I saw the grandfather calmly turned around and said simply, young man, there is no distinction between old and young on the road.

19. Life is not easy, so don't drown your sorrows in wine. If you feel sad, go to bed early. Wine costs money, you can save a bottle.

20. One day, my boyfriend picked me up at the subway entrance by motorcycle. I deliberately asked: "Master, how much is it to the garden community?" The boyfriend said, "No money, just give me a kiss." So I kissed him and got in his car. A "motorcycle" master next to me was stupid and kindly reminded me: "Little girl, don't be fooled!"

2 1. My brother went to a primary school to play basketball and heard a junior girl ask a junior boy, "Do you love me or not?" The boy said helplessly, "My mother gives me money from 3 yuan every day, of which 2.5 yuan is for you to buy snacks.". Do you think I love you or not?